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(Message started by: helen on Jul 7th, 2006, 8:10pm)

Title: random craic.
Post by helen on Jul 7th, 2006, 8:10pm
dont read on if you have a dicky tummy........

ive been sick for 3day and nights...(no new babas in this house i can tell you! >:() anyway, the last time i was sick yesterday afternoon, there was a alive fly in it! :o :o

(not that i usually look in it though!)

do you think this is what caused my sore tummy??

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Celebrity Sheep on Jul 7th, 2006, 8:14pm

on 07/07/06 at 20:10:53, helen wrote:
dont read on if you have a dicky tummy........

ive been sick for 3day and nights...(no new babas in this house i can tell you! >:() anyway, the last time i was sick yesterday afternoon, there was a alive fly in it! :o :o

(not that i usually look in it though!)

do you think this is what caused my sore tummy??


Blimey Charlie!  :o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Jul 7th, 2006, 8:15pm
you should eat a spider! then the other thing they mention in that poem

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by RAF on Jul 7th, 2006, 8:17pm
well eeeeerrrrrrrrr helen i'm lost for words

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Jul 7th, 2006, 8:18pm
bbzzzzzzzz gulp :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jul 7th, 2006, 8:47pm

on 07/07/06 at 20:15:36, mysticmuzza wrote:
you should eat a spider! then the other thing they mention in that poem



;D

nobody with any advice then? lol.

would wine make it all better?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Jul 7th, 2006, 9:07pm
Vomiting a live fly!  That's brilliant!  That beats my sneezing pasta, no contest!  Big up nuff respeck to the Hellster!

Just a thought - did you consume the fly live, or did you eat a fly egg, and then it hatched in your tummy, crawled about as maggott for a couple of days, making you ill, before reaching the real world as an adult fly after you vommed it up!?

Really, though, I doubt a fly in any form could live in your stomach for three days, as it would be digested pretty quickly.  Wouldn't it..?

And yes, wine would make it better.  ;)  But avoid the blue bottles.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by RAF on Jul 7th, 2006, 9:09pm
did it come out.........p"ssed

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jul 7th, 2006, 9:12pm
Was it, erm, projectile? I'm thinking the fly was never in there, it was flying past and got caught in the, erm, flume.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jul 7th, 2006, 9:28pm
well im pleased your all laughing at/with me. ;)
mr helen nearly phoned the doctor out!

i made up for my empty tummy today! cheesecake, crisp, burger all the things that wouldnt upset your tummy ever again!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jul 7th, 2006, 9:29pm

on 07/07/06 at 21:12:51, Solarman wrote:
Was it, erm, projectile? I'm thinking the fly was never in there, it was flying past and got caught in the, erm, flume.



the voice of sense!!

i thought this too! or hoped!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jul 7th, 2006, 9:35pm

on 07/07/06 at 21:29:30, helen wrote:
the voice of sense!!

i thought this too! or hoped!!

Nah - on second thoughts - too unlikely. You sicked it up all right

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by RAF on Jul 7th, 2006, 9:42pm
;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by RAF on Jul 7th, 2006, 9:45pm
this projectile flume.......was it arterial or low velocity

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by J on Jul 7th, 2006, 9:54pm
Blimey Charlie Hels, whats that all about?! :o

Reminds me of back when I was a new, inexperienced father and my lad had a bout of projectile vomitting!  I'd never heard of this before, I s**t meself!

However, I don't want to alarm you Hels, but if there had been a live fly in there I'd have had him straight up the doctors!

Shame you didn't get some pics, and possibly some live footage of it crawling about in your puddle of puke.  :-X Good old camera phones.  ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jul 7th, 2006, 10:45pm

on 07/07/06 at 21:54:39, J wrote:
Good old camera phones.  ;)

Orange tariff, with lumps in

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by J on Jul 7th, 2006, 10:50pm

on 07/07/06 at 22:45:09, Solarman wrote:
Orange tariff, with lumps in


Lol!  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Bob_Dibbly on Jul 7th, 2006, 11:05pm

Quote:
you should eat a spider!

Well they do say that over a lifetime whilst asleep lotsa speeders crawl into your mouth.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Freeno on Jul 7th, 2006, 11:06pm
I know a young lady that swallowed a fly, I dunno why she swallowed a fly,,, perhaps she'll get drunk on red wine!
I know a young lady that swallowed ,,,,,,,,, err perhaps I'll stop there as I can't think of anything not containing creepy crawlies.

:-[

FB

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by RAF on Jul 7th, 2006, 11:06pm
eeeeee hello bob

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Bob_Dibbly on Jul 7th, 2006, 11:30pm
eee up RAF

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Bob_Dibbly on Jul 7th, 2006, 11:31pm
Technically the seed of life contains creepy crawlies mate. Is that what you were alluding to?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jul 8th, 2006, 9:13am
I thought that as well.


on 07/07/06 at 23:06:45, Freeno wrote:
I know a young lady that swallowed ,,,,,,,,,


Title: Re: random craic.
Post by RAF on Jul 8th, 2006, 12:09pm
aaa hhhaaaaaaaaa but the question on everyone's lips this morning helen is not about the fly oooggh no,it's wether yeh head was spinning while you were doing it

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jul 8th, 2006, 8:29pm
they are bloody everywhere when you look arent they?

ive never really noticed them all before!

chapter2 in "helens battle with the insects".

last night i went downstairs for a glass of water, (i will not drink it out of the tap in bathroom for some unknown reason, even though i wouldnt have to go down stairs!) and when i switched the kitchen light on, a  spider the size of my dog, ran across the floor! :o :o

so i trapped it in an upside down pint glass, until mr helen could rescue it and put it in the garden in the morning! :-[

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jul 8th, 2006, 9:13pm
But this time, it didn't get anywhere near your digestive tract.

You shouldn't drink from the bathroom cold tap if it comes from a loft tank. We once found a dead bird in ours when I was young. The modern equivalent would be a James Blunt CD. Turn off your stopcock, if the bathroom cold tap still works, don't drink it!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by vegibacon on Jul 10th, 2006, 12:45am
What i want to know is ,is the fly ok ?poor thing trapped in someones intestines. OK  not even a vegi like me likes flys orrible dirty things, poor hel, nothing worse than stomach upsets.Glad you made up for it. ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by J on Jul 10th, 2006, 1:18pm

on 07/08/06 at 20:29:14, helen wrote:
and when i switched the kitchen light on, a  spider the size of my dog, ran across the floor! :o :o

so i trapped it in an upside down pint glass


You must have a very small dog if he'd fit in a pint glass!
;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Jul 10th, 2006, 2:05pm
I bit into a woodlouse once by accident.

I was chundering for half an our afterwards!.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by vegibacon on Jul 10th, 2006, 5:33pm
I nearly ate a fat slug on a lettuce leaf once.  :o Now i always check it thoroughly to make sure theres none on it.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Jul 10th, 2006, 5:53pm
Our 'pet' Hedgehog Hector would soon eat that fat slug.

Leave a few soggy cat biscuits & around 11-12 at night he comes & rids the boarders of slugs & snails naturally.

He's my new friend.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by J on Jul 10th, 2006, 7:03pm
I nearly got stung in the mouth by a wasp once.  I'd left an open can of coke on the side of my forklift truck to nip to the toilet, and upon swigging on my return, I felt something moving in my mouth...  I spat out on the floor, and in the middle of the puddle of coke, was a bloody great wasp!  Could've been nasty! :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Freeno on Jul 10th, 2006, 7:32pm
Was it a yellow forklift? Wasps love yellow forklifts, it reminds them of their Mums.

FB

Title: Re:  random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Jul 10th, 2006, 10:43pm

on 07/10/06 at 19:03:07, J wrote:
I nearly got stung in the mouth by a wasp once.  I'd left an open can of coke on the side of my forklift truck to nip to the toilet, and upon swigging on my return, I felt something moving in my mouth...  I spat out on the floor, and in the middle of the puddle of coke, was a bloody great wasp!  Could've been nasty! :P

I've done a similar thing with a spider. Light was off and it crawled into the can.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by J on Jul 10th, 2006, 10:44pm

on 07/10/06 at 19:32:47, Freeno wrote:
Was it a yellow forklift? Wasps love yellow forklifts, it reminds them of their Mums.

FB


No, afraid not...  It was a big red reach truck.  Maybe this wasp wanted to be a bull...  ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Freeno on Jul 10th, 2006, 11:24pm
Lansing Bagnell?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by J on Jul 10th, 2006, 11:26pm

on 07/10/06 at 23:24:54, Freeno wrote:
Lansing Bagnell?


Jungheinrich

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Freeno on Jul 10th, 2006, 11:27pm
They're yellow! Corperate colour or really old fossil?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by J on Jul 10th, 2006, 11:32pm

on 07/10/06 at 23:27:11, Freeno wrote:
They're yellow! Corperate colour or really old fossil?


REALLY old fossil.  I'm sure I've seen plenty of red Junghenrichs about though.  Quite modern lookin an all.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Jul 11th, 2006, 9:10am
i got stung once........ shopping in m&s :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jul 30th, 2006, 9:16pm
did anyone hear that caller on chappers and dave this morning (near dinner time really, but it was my morning!).

he was called hillbilly (i think) and said "BIGGEDY BIGGEDY BONG" to C & D, they said thats a blast from the past!! ;D


GREAT!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by RAF on Jul 30th, 2006, 10:32pm
is there such a thing as fork-lift truck monthly and eeerrr can yeh spot them like trains :-*

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jul 31st, 2006, 8:57am
Yes, they're like trains in that if you're in their way, and you don't spot them, you're a goner. That's why I wear me hi-viz vest.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Jul 31st, 2006, 10:46am
Back in 1988 at the tender age of 18 I passed my forklift test on a Lancer Boss NE16.

Never driven one since & don't know if I'm licensed to drive another lift truck.

Anyway it's not 6 Lift truck!.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by J on Jul 31st, 2006, 5:12pm
All this forklift talk reminds me...  Come the end of the summer (which won't be long now) I'm intending on dusting off forklift licences and getting back into a busy warehouse with loads of overtime.  This van driving lark doesn't really pay the bills!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jul 31st, 2006, 9:08pm
your telling me! ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by J on Aug 1st, 2006, 3:46pm

on 07/31/06 at 21:08:59, helen wrote:
your telling me! ;D


There you go Hels, maybe this'll help make your mind up on the school job...  :)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Aug 4th, 2006, 11:54am
i have had the di vinci code for ages, ive just got started on it.
its seems really good so far and im following it.

anybody else read it?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Aug 4th, 2006, 11:57am
also at the same time. but not at the same time.

im lishening to my spanish cds,(2-4pm daily) then when i get to lanzarote in september, i can order myself a vino blonco in two languages!! yay! ;D

(i started them last year, and lishened for about a day!)


yeah, we should start a waste of money thread!!


adios amigos :-* :-*

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Aug 4th, 2006, 12:05pm

on 08/04/06 at 11:54:35, helen wrote:
i have had the di vinci code for ages, ive just got started on it.
its seems really good so far and im following it.

anybody else read it?

Yes. It's a bit in-credible, as the movie reviews have all said. So many twists & turns that you start to think, hang on... But he seems knowledgeable enough to put lots of interesting stuff into it. And no, the lead characters don't shag.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Aug 4th, 2006, 12:24pm
its looking that way! :o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Aug 4th, 2006, 5:01pm

on 08/04/06 at 11:57:52, helen wrote:
also at the same time. but not at the same time.

im lishening to my spanish cds,(2-4pm daily) then when i get to lanzarote in september, i can order myself a vino blonco in two languages!! yay! ;D

(i started them last year, and lishened for about a day!)


yeah, we should start a waste of money thread!!


adios amigos :-* :-*

my girlfriend can speak fluent spanish ....OLE!


Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Aug 4th, 2006, 5:50pm

on 08/04/06 at 17:01:30, mysticmuzza wrote:
my girlfriend can speak fluent spanish ....OLE!

"Hasta la vista, baby"?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Aug 5th, 2006, 10:06am
how did you know i was seeing arnold ?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Aug 24th, 2006, 10:52pm
tonight im watching one of the best filums ever made.....goodfellas.

i shall lishen again to mark in the morning.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by J on Aug 24th, 2006, 11:12pm
[quote author=helen link=board=general_cat;num=1152299453;start=45#54 date=08/24/06 at 22:52:44]tonight im watching one of the best filums ever made.....goodfellas.
quote]

Hey, are you breakin' my balls...?  8)

You're not wrong Hels, agreed! Awesome fillum.  :)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by vegibacon on Aug 25th, 2006, 5:20pm

on 08/24/06 at 22:52:44, helen wrote:
tonight im watching one of the best filums ever made.....goodfellas.

.


In my top 5 filums of all time easily, did you watch it on TCM hel ?.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Aug 25th, 2006, 9:51pm
i did!

it makes you wanna WHACK somebody eh? lol. ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Aug 25th, 2006, 10:36pm
btw jock, was that you giving iain smith a bad time on the r1 mb?


good lad if it was you! 8)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Aug 31st, 2006, 11:47am
last day at my iceland job tomoz (friday) :'(

sad to be going. :'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by J on Aug 31st, 2006, 11:53am

on 08/31/06 at 11:47:47, helen wrote:
last day at my iceland job tomoz (friday) :'(

sad to be going. :'(


I swapped employers last year and I remember feeling a little sad to be leaving because I got on really well with a lot of my colleagues.  On my last day I got a card, and they'd had a whip round and raised a massive £23 summat.  The lowest any collection had ever amounted to in my 5 years there.

Bunch of wa***rs!  ;D

When do you start your new job?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Aug 31st, 2006, 11:58am
sunday.

im looking forward to it like.
sad to leave all my pals behind though.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by J on Aug 31st, 2006, 12:00pm

on 08/31/06 at 11:58:41, helen wrote:
sunday.


I thought you was gonna be a dinner lady... How come you start Sunday...?  Are you sure you're not being stitched up, first day initiation and all that.   ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Aug 31st, 2006, 9:35pm
lol.a
as its a very posh private school. (st bees, cumbria) they (or i should say we) are having an open day this sunday and my so called friend put me in for overtime!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Sep 1st, 2006, 1:48pm
KERCHING!.$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Sep 1st, 2006, 11:17pm

on 09/01/06 at 13:48:01, Spudgun wrote:
KERCHING!.$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ;D



when i come back from lanzarote it will be waiting for me! ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Sep 3rd, 2006, 9:15pm
look what ive come across! :D


www.womenonwine.co.uk/wowlife/

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Sep 3rd, 2006, 9:20pm
interesting :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Sep 3rd, 2006, 9:21pm
is wow sexist? lol.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Sep 3rd, 2006, 9:31pm
possibly ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Sep 3rd, 2006, 9:32pm
it tells you how to cure hangovers mystic! :D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Sep 3rd, 2006, 9:34pm
its to late for that  :o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Sep 3rd, 2006, 9:35pm
im going to bed now :P goodnight !

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Sep 3rd, 2006, 9:36pm
good nite,

sleep well, be fresh for tomoz  x

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Sep 3rd, 2006, 10:27pm
btw, JS im glad you enjoyed your gig. ;D

Im also enjoying reading your blog.
you have some very intresting intrests. 8)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Sep 4th, 2006, 10:14am
new day ... no hangover last day of my hols  :-/

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Sep 4th, 2006, 10:35am
you can tell the hols are over.......this morning is back on the telly....its been going on for 19 series now....will it ever end?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Sep 4th, 2006, 6:35pm
you guys (the ones with a t.v ;D).

do you think fern is sexy? and not miss voice-gets-on-my-nerves........ cotton >:(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Sep 4th, 2006, 6:37pm
not realy.....although miss cotton :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Sep 4th, 2006, 6:40pm
you would have to gag her mouth though incase she spoke!

my bloody space button isnt working right so if there is any mistakes like wordsrunningintoeachother you know why! ;)

glad you better ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Sep 4th, 2006, 6:41pm

on 09/04/06 at 18:40:43, helen wrote:
you would have to gag her mouth though incase she spoke!

:P

its good to be normal again ;D might have a drink :-/

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Sep 4th, 2006, 6:49pm
lol you normal??! :P


Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Sep 4th, 2006, 6:53pm
possibly ;D :P :o ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Oct 1st, 2006, 6:48pm
hangover from hell today! ::)

i only got up to keep being sick! i finally got out of my pit at 4.20. my heads still thumping. :'( :'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Oct 6th, 2006, 9:16am
i was thinking :o yesterday at my new job while lishening to "bbc radio cumbria" :'( :'( :'(, that if mark and lard or even mark or marc had a daytime radio show (not on dab though), i dont think i would have changed jobs.

esp if it was mark and lard together....

anyone else agree??

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Oct 6th, 2006, 9:20am
Can you not get BBC Radio Pooley Bridge where you are?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Oct 6th, 2006, 9:23am
no! lol.

in the dip of the valley, at the school, we cant even pick up 1fm!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by RAF on Oct 6th, 2006, 10:32am
i would'nt change jobs so much as to just make sure i was customer-less whilst they were on >:( nowt worse than people chattering away when i'm trying to concentrate on summet important......very important

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Celebrity Sheep on Oct 6th, 2006, 1:56pm

on 10/06/06 at 09:23:22, helen wrote:
no! lol.

in the dip of the valley, at the school, we cant even pick up 1fm!


I bet you'd wished been there since April 2004.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Oct 6th, 2006, 8:57pm
lol.

radio cumbria plays a different blonde song everyday.
1 cd in the whole studio?


dont think lisheners dont lishen radio cumbria coz i have and i noticed >:(, having said that, i really like blonde!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Nov 5th, 2006, 8:39pm
i was going to write something here and when ive  found the post i cant rememeber what it was. >:(

ive posted this here in case i rememeber, so i dont have to go looking for it and forget what it was all over again!!


i hope we all understand what im warbling about there!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Nov 5th, 2006, 8:49pm
my grey matter* has pulled itself together, i know what i forgot before!!!  yay. :D


is google earth brill or what? im loving it.




*do you spell it like that?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Nov 5th, 2006, 9:46pm

on 11/05/06 at 20:39:32, helen wrote:
i hope we all understand what im warbling about there!

Yes - totally random, and therefore on-topic!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 5th, 2006, 10:26pm
speaking of the craic ...... im back from the old ireland ... if all goes well will be over in ireland working/living within 3 weeks ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Nov 6th, 2006, 10:14am
Well you know what I say to that?

http://www.trumpetjazz.org/peeing.gif

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Nov 6th, 2006, 10:44am

on 11/05/06 at 22:26:32, mysticmuzza wrote:
speaking of the craic ...... im back from the old ireland ... if all goes well will be over in ireland working/living within 3 weeks ;D



good lad and well done! x x

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Nov 6th, 2006, 10:47am
That's what I said! Well sort of. In pictures. Well not really. It was random.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 6th, 2006, 5:27pm
egeghhhhhhhhhh ?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Nov 6th, 2006, 5:51pm
Random, no reason for it, well OK actually Mark and Noddy mentioned the Trumpet in Bilston, I found their website, and there I found that crude animated thingy. Its only relevance to your enviable move to Ireland was that it is from a pub's website, and one day you will be hosting the Biggedybong Reunion from your marvellous pub on the Galway coast where the Guinness frees flowly.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 6th, 2006, 6:35pm
hic ! :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Freeno on Nov 7th, 2006, 7:32am

on 11/06/06 at 17:51:00, Solarman wrote:
one day you will be hosting the Biggedybong Reunion from your marvellous pub on the Galway coast where the Guinness frees flowly.


and we'll all be wearing our quality range of branded clothing, like T shirts  !  :-X

FB

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Nov 7th, 2006, 9:43am

on 11/07/06 at 07:32:41, Freeno wrote:
and we'll all be wearing our quality range of branded clothing, like T shirts  !  :-X

FB



wouldnt it be great?

and everyone there would be saying "craic" and j would be doing his nut! :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 7th, 2006, 10:36am
and we can drink from our bb pitchers!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Nov 7th, 2006, 10:39am
and nibble on various delectable tasty cheeses  :P from all over the world brought round on silver platters by various delectable waiters ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Nov 7th, 2006, 10:55am
Free toast with every pint!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Nov 7th, 2006, 11:03am

on 11/07/06 at 10:55:15, Erotic_Baubles wrote:
Free toast with every pint!



gluten free toast for all! :'( :'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Nov 7th, 2006, 11:05am
old reruns of the mark and lard radio days would be playing in the background. 8) 8)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 7th, 2006, 11:06am
i want full wheat toast

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Nov 7th, 2006, 11:08am
i want dairy-free cheeses (not meant to eat dairy, like, yeah right!!!)

have you found any of the foreign breads i told you about yet helen?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 7th, 2006, 11:14am
does soda bread count?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Nov 7th, 2006, 8:05pm

on 11/07/06 at 10:36:14, mysticmuzza wrote:
and we can drink from our bb pitchers!

or our Radcliffe mugs... Oldnathan from his cracked one...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Freeno on Nov 7th, 2006, 9:13pm
or our range of quality Biggedy Bong merchandise mugs!

:-/

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by RAF on Nov 7th, 2006, 9:18pm
oggghh yeh tony i'd forgot about them

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Nov 7th, 2006, 9:29pm
What - these? (http://www.biggedybong.com/the_shop.html)
Quality items!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by RAF on Nov 7th, 2006, 9:40pm
do'yeh know,that had just plain and simply gone reete owta me head,not only had i forgot about the mugs but where they were kept aswell....whata skatterbrain i am,sheeesh :-X

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by RAF on Nov 7th, 2006, 9:43pm
it's a good job i've not been thirsty whilst waiting for me mug to arrive init :-X

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by RAF on Nov 7th, 2006, 9:46pm
NO...... divent worry like,cause no matter what i say to-nite to get mesel inta trouble....it's ok cause it's surely wont be there tomorrow,"if yeh know watta mean and i think yeh do"

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by RAF on Nov 7th, 2006, 9:47pm
:-X........................................ ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Nov 7th, 2006, 9:52pm
I's just checked again, an' SOMEONE'S NICKED 'EM ALL OFF THE SHOP!

hang on WHERE'S RUSSELL BRAND THIEF

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by RAF on Nov 7th, 2006, 9:56pm
surely he could'nt get all them mugs and t-shirts down his undies..............why it'would look like elephantosis had set in

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Nov 7th, 2006, 9:57pm
You're right... maybe it was HUNGDONKEYMAN

Do you think Marc TALKS IN CAPITALS AS WELL AS TYPING, it's hard to tell on air

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by RAF on Nov 7th, 2006, 10:05pm
here hang on .....it's ok for our marc to say that the brando's a t-leaf but just waita cotton picken minute lets just look at the evidence,our shop is bare,there aint no goods..t-shirts or mugs,now then who do we know whoooooooooooooooooooooooooo seems to have an endless supply of blanc plain white t-shirts for the dorbing of and whooooooooooooooooo do we know who seems to be peddling counterfit inferior mugs with the odd crack or two,now if these certain individuals were to replace the said items then maybe the bongers might have a christmas(sorry for using the c word infront of laydeez)to look forward to

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Nov 7th, 2006, 10:10pm
"counterfeit"? That's not offensive, nor is Countarthurstrong

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Nov 8th, 2006, 9:16am

on 11/07/06 at 22:05:12, RAF wrote:
here hang on .....it's ok for our marc to say that the brando's a t-leaf but just waita cotton picken minute lets just look at the evidence,our shop is bare,there aint no goods..t-shirts or mugs,now then who do we know whoooooooooooooooooooooooooo seems to have an endless supply of blanc plain white t-shirts for the dorbing of and whooooooooooooooooo do we know who seems to be peddling counterfit inferior mugs with the odd crack or two,now if these certain individuals were to replace the said items then maybe the bongers might have a christmas(sorry for using the c word infront of laydeez)to look forward to



;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Nov 8th, 2006, 9:18am
http://www.bahhumbugs.com/index.php

check this website out.there is even wham bars! :o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 8th, 2006, 6:14pm
i got my job everyone! ;D well chuffed! going to celebrate with a few lagers tonight :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Nov 8th, 2006, 6:22pm
WELL DONE!!!  :) :D ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Nov 8th, 2006, 8:18pm
thats bloody great ;D ;D ;D



are you going away in 3weeks then?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Nov 8th, 2006, 8:24pm
ive just thought, poor mrs m. no more reading in peace and quiet :'(



will you still both come on here to have a domestic? i will miss your barnys!  lol.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Nov 8th, 2006, 8:37pm
Sounds like a fine plan kicking into action

Do they have tinternet there yet?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by RAF on Nov 8th, 2006, 9:39pm
i dont suppose yeh new jobs ina t-shirt printers is it......

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by J on Nov 8th, 2006, 10:13pm
Well done Mystic, the oirish are welcome to yer.  ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 8th, 2006, 11:42pm
ta very much everyone ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Nov 9th, 2006, 8:38am
Moving on, I find that today is 9/11.

Will someone please tell the Americans that their "mm/dd/yy" date format is in the wrong order, stupid. I mean, would we do "mins:sec:hrs"? No of course not.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 9th, 2006, 8:45am
it is an odd one! going prob start of dec ish will have to make sure i have internet at home asap  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 9th, 2006, 8:59am

on 11/08/06 at 21:39:42, RAF wrote:
i dont suppose yeh new jobs ina t-shirt printers is it......


no but they sell plain mugs! ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Nov 9th, 2006, 9:01am
I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I think Mystic's on to something here!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Nov 9th, 2006, 11:19am
what job is it then- ? (excuse my ignorance if you've already said and i havent spotted the relevant post) - i know there is a rise in english companies transferring to ireland for tax reasons (yes i read Accountancy Age every week from cover to cover and until it features as the guest publication on Have I Got News For You I shall continue to do so ;D) so i know they are nicking accountants from here!! i didnt realise they also had a shortage of mystics and muzzerers too ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Nov 9th, 2006, 11:41am
They need more tennis players

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 9th, 2006, 9:28pm
assistant manager of a well known irish retail company...and maybe some tennis

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by VEGIBACON. on Nov 10th, 2006, 1:25am

on 11/09/06 at 08:38:00, Solarman wrote:
Moving on, I find that today is 9/11.

Will someone please tell the Americans that their "mm/dd/yy" date format is in the wrong order, stupid. I mean, would we do "mins:sec:hrs"? No of course not.


Exactly solar. They just have to change things because their America.PATHETIC

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Nov 10th, 2006, 10:21am

on 11/10/06 at 01:25:42, VEGIBACON. wrote:
Exactly solar. They just have to change things because their America.PATHETIC




agreed. it bugs me too.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Nov 10th, 2006, 10:42am
its only a matter of time before they rebrand xmas day as "12/25"!!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Nov 10th, 2006, 8:36pm
hope everyone has a good weekend - another studying session for me :(! still i have a 250g bar of cdm to help see me through it :)!!!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Nov 13th, 2006, 9:27am
Sheep, you're a celebrity! A whole Guardian wallchart devoted to your species!

BTW which one are you?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Nov 13th, 2006, 2:17pm
he's the woolly one ;D

i was just wondering, of those people who post on here and also the r2 board (lloks like another little bitch fight erupted over the weekend over there) - who is who? for example, if oldnathan and arctic gull post on here too, what are their names? or is it classified! i seem to be about the only one who uses the same name on both boards, i like to keep it simple!!! sorry if it should be blindingly obvious ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Nov 13th, 2006, 2:36pm
Oldnathan = Oldnathan
Celebrity Sheep = Celebrity Sheep
Arctic Gull = Jock Seagull

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Nov 13th, 2006, 2:39pm

on 11/13/06 at 14:36:30, Solarman wrote:
Oldnathan = Oldnathan
Celebrity Sheep = Celebrity Sheep
Arctic Gull = Jock Seagull


twas blindingly obvious then  ::)dont recall seeing posts by oldnathan on here though? not lately anyway.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Nov 13th, 2006, 2:41pm
And I'm Mr_Gravity

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Nov 15th, 2006, 8:07am
and im helen!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Nov 15th, 2006, 7:46pm
I'm Spartacus.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Freeno on Nov 15th, 2006, 10:37pm
I'm  ,  ,  ,,  eeerrr  Freeno, but I don't venture there often

FB

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Freeno on Nov 15th, 2006, 10:38pm
I have to say, Helens Craic has become huge!
:o

FB

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Nov 16th, 2006, 6:57pm

on 11/15/06 at 22:38:01, Freeno wrote:
I have to say, Helens Craic has become huge!
:o

FB



and soooooo do i i i i i i ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Nov 16th, 2006, 7:28pm
that bloody bbc radio double one m.b.wont let me play.
im taking my ball, and im going in!

i feel all left out!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Nov 16th, 2006, 7:30pm
i get a bit fed up having to log in every single time i go on there- ive never had to login once on here!!! i prefer hanging out with the odd kids over here ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Nov 16th, 2006, 7:35pm
me too. but sometimes i would like to put the odd word or two on over there...

im locked out for 30mins! well its maybe only 20mins now.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 20th, 2006, 7:30pm
well people i leave blighty next wed ............ then who knows when i will be back online so going to try and hit the 2000 before then!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Nov 20th, 2006, 9:15pm
well that means that you've just got to "go on, go on, go on, go on, go on" as the old bag off father ted would say ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 20th, 2006, 9:16pm
on

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 20th, 2006, 9:16pm
and

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 20th, 2006, 9:16pm
on

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 20th, 2006, 9:16pm
and

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 20th, 2006, 9:17pm
etc! ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Nov 21st, 2006, 11:37pm
well good luck. :-* :-*


hope it all goes well for you. (both) ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 22nd, 2006, 8:34am
ta very much  :-*

Title: For LLM
Post by Freeno on Nov 22nd, 2006, 5:10pm
http://www.punchbaby.com/media/latrz/clips/ouch/buttrocket.wmv

Ouch  :o

FB

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Nov 22nd, 2006, 5:25pm
that clip was brought to you by anusol, preparation h and ice packs incorporated :o ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Nov 22nd, 2006, 5:26pm
random crack indeed.

what did you google to come up with that!!!!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by RAF on Nov 22nd, 2006, 5:27pm
:'( another scorched colon for the list,how long is this sought of behaviour going to go on ;D

till one of the dullards thinks "hey dude ,what'll happen if we turn it the other way round" ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Nov 28th, 2006, 10:09am
The main doors on my little stores unit are being fixed at the minute, and there's a right pair of fu**in' oddballs doin' it!  I'm sat here typing away while the strangest (and hairiest) of the two is telling me all about the hassles they have...  HELP!  :-X

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Nov 28th, 2006, 11:16am
say nowt :-X but look intrested :)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 28th, 2006, 11:17am
also carry a small gun!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Nov 28th, 2006, 11:17am
;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Nov 28th, 2006, 11:55am
They're done and just clearin their stuff up.  Phew, looks like I'm gonna make it out alive!  :D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Nov 28th, 2006, 11:56am
lookin forward to tonite hels??!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Nov 28th, 2006, 1:25pm
i am, and id forgotten about him too :-[ :-[.( alot going on in my head at the mo).


ta for reminding me. ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 28th, 2006, 1:47pm
this time 2moro i will be gone :'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Nov 28th, 2006, 2:00pm
awh!!!must be quite daunting, new job, new country all at once!!

still, all the potatoes you can eat can't be bad!!!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 28th, 2006, 2:16pm
mmmm roast,chips,mash........... :P looking forward to it all to be honest.. just what the doctor ordered  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Othilia N Ackerz on Nov 28th, 2006, 3:05pm
good luck mate...hope it all goes well for yeh,are you still on the same number mysteeeeec

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Nov 28th, 2006, 3:10pm
looks like raf's had the op at last ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 28th, 2006, 3:48pm
should do mate but will email any new numbers for you when i get there mate!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 28th, 2006, 3:49pm
could i use the word mate anymore?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 28th, 2006, 3:49pm
mate...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Othilia N Ackerz on Nov 28th, 2006, 3:50pm
yeh cause yeh can ...................sweety ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 28th, 2006, 3:51pm
cheers mate!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Nov 28th, 2006, 3:51pm
:-*

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Nov 28th, 2006, 5:23pm

on 11/28/06 at 14:16:15, mysticmuzza wrote:
mmmm roast,chips,mash........... :P looking forward to it all to be honest.. just what the doctor ordered  ;D

IT'S ALL GOOD [/McCains]

Are we doing Irish jokes at all?

Irish factory manager overheard today: "We work a 24/7 shift, 5 days a week"

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Nov 28th, 2006, 5:27pm
paddy & murphy were a bit bored with their sex lives with their respective wives, so one nite they suggested that they swop partners to spice it up.

later on, paddy said "god murphy that was fantastic, i wonder how the girls are getting on?"!!!!!!!!!!

political correctness my arse ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by VEGIBACON. on Dec 1st, 2006, 2:53am

Well i found it funny LMM. ;D

Anyway tell me, more about these thigh length boots you wear. :P on the personal BB message service i suggest my dear. :-*Looking forward hearing from you. ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Dec 1st, 2006, 10:28am
they're not thigh-length, merely up to my knees.

cant afford that much leather ;D

r u a night worker or an insomniac??!!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by VEGIBACON. on Dec 1st, 2006, 4:40pm

on 11/28/06 at 17:23:45, Solarman wrote:
IT'S ALL GOOD [/McCains]

Are we doing Irish jokes at all?

Irish factory manager overheard today: "We work a 24/7 shift, 5 days a week"


Its the way ya tell um Solar. ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by VEGIBACON. on Dec 1st, 2006, 4:48pm

on 12/01/06 at 10:28:08, littlemissmosher wrote:
they're not thigh-length, merely up to my knees.

cant afford that much leather ;D

r u a night worker or an insomniac??!!!



I was going to suggest licking your boots clean, but seeing as their leather and me being a Vegi i decided against it. :(



Neither, just a P**s Head. ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Dec 1st, 2006, 4:52pm
ha!!!

must've been a good nite then if you were still coherent enough to operate computer equipment at that time, i cant even use a phone if im in that state!!!

u wouldnt like that, im from zummerzet and wer're permanently ankle deep in cow s**t around here ;D

they're actually mostly pvc  ;D, cant afford real leather ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Freeno on Dec 1st, 2006, 7:12pm
You have PVC cows ?

FB

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Dec 1st, 2006, 7:16pm
i was LITERALLY having a dwink then when I read that. have now got a painful nose from reverse snortage of water, UGH!!!

LMAO

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Dec 1st, 2006, 7:21pm
Water? Not zider, or PVC cows' milk?

Cue Father Jack: "Fecking WATTER!"

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Dec 1st, 2006, 7:25pm
alas ive been zider-free for 4 weeks and 6 days due to imminent exams (not that im counting) i wont be online much over the next two weeks due to study leave and trips to plymouth for exams :-[

so when i leave work tonite i'll be saying

stop!......

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Dec 1st, 2006, 7:39pm
Alas and good luck, then.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Dec 1st, 2006, 7:49pm
thank ee kindly ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Dec 23rd, 2006, 11:10am
i got up today and thought it was christmas eve :'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Freeno on Dec 23rd, 2006, 1:36pm
Snata ( that well known typing mistake) going to bring you a new Beetle then Hels?

:-*

FB

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Dec 23rd, 2006, 1:39pm
Half reminds me of a joke about the dyslexic devil worshipper that loved santa... or something...?  ???

::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Dec 23rd, 2006, 6:10pm

on 12/23/06 at 13:36:51, Freeno wrote:
Snata ( that well known typing mistake) going to bring you a new Beetle then Hels?

:-*

FB



mr helen says they are too girly for him now!
i would like to get an old one.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Freeno on Dec 23rd, 2006, 6:21pm

on 12/23/06 at 18:10:27, helen wrote:
mr helen says they are too girly for him now!
i would like to get an old one.


Mr Helen? a younger one surely!

FB

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Dec 23rd, 2006, 6:23pm
an old vw bug and a younger mr helen would do me nice ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Dec 26th, 2006, 6:31pm
Prescott 'unwell' over Christmas

Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott missed his family Christmas lunch after being taken unwell. He was treated by a doctor at his Hull home before being admitted to hospital and diagnosed with a kidney stone. Mr Prescott was served Christmas dinner at hospital and returned to his home in the afternoon. He is now feeling "absolutely fine", a spokeswoman said.

Mr Prescott said: "I'd like to thank the doctors, nurses and staff who looked after me on Christmas Day. They do such a brilliant job, 365 days a year, and it was a real pleasure to have my Christmas dinner amongst such dedicated people."

Kidney stone my arse! He'd had too many pies on Christmas Eve! A pleasure to eat Chrissy dinner in hospital my arse!! It's a set-up - he wanted to avoid Pauline and see some nice nurses! (said a spokesman)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Dec 28th, 2006, 12:51am
Here's summat a bit random.

I was having a bit of a tidy up tonight, and going through some leaflets that had accumulated recently.  There was a little magazine thing that on closer inspection appeared to be a Charlatans fanzine called 109.  From 1998!  I'd thought it was one of the freebies that they sometimes have in Piccadilly Records, but now I'm thinking that it might have dropped through some kind of wormhole.

Anyway, I had a flick through, and found this, right at the end;

The competition in issue 19 of 109 asked which two DJ's hosted the BBC Radio One breakfast show.  The answer was Mark and Lard or Mark Radcliff (sic) and Mark (sic) Riley.  The winner was Lindsey Green of Farnworth in Bolton who can expect Jonny Brookes' (unsoiled) and fully autographed Remington Footspa.  (Mmmmm, nice).

Would that be a 'We Love Us' prize?!  Being given away by the band?  How ungrateful!

And if anyone can suggest where the 'zine surfaced from, I'd like to know.  I'm sure I must have picked it up recently, and I wasn't even living here in 1998, so it can't have been hanging around since then.  And I was never that into The Charley Twins...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Dec 29th, 2006, 6:16pm

on 12/26/06 at 18:31:11, Solarman wrote:
Prescott 'unwell' over Christmas

Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott missed his family Christmas lunch after being taken unwell. He was treated by a doctor at his Hull home before being admitted to hospital and diagnosed with a kidney stone. Mr Prescott was served Christmas dinner at hospital and returned to his home in the afternoon. He is now feeling "absolutely fine", a spokeswoman said.

Mr Prescott said: "I'd like to thank the doctors, nurses and staff who looked after me on Christmas Day. They do such a brilliant job, 365 days a year, and it was a real pleasure to have my Christmas dinner amongst such dedicated people."

Kidney stone my arse! He'd had too many pies on Christmas Eve! A pleasure to eat Chrissy dinner in hospital my arse!! It's a set-up - he wanted to avoid Pauline and see some nice nurses! (said a spokesman)



And then he'll sign the consent to close more hospitals & departments down the hypocrite.

I bet he went private.


Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Dec 29th, 2006, 6:27pm

on 12/28/06 at 00:51:03, TheBunny wrote:
Here's summat a bit random.

I was having a bit of a tidy up tonight, and going through some leaflets that had accumulated recently.  There was a little magazine thing that on closer inspection appeared to be a Charlatans fanzine called 109.  From 1998!  I'd thought it was one of the freebies that they sometimes have in Piccadilly Records, but now I'm thinking that it might have dropped through some kind of wormhole.

...

And if anyone can suggest where the 'zine surfaced from, I'd like to know.  I'm sure I must have picked it up recently, and I wasn't even living here in 1998, so it can't have been hanging around since then.  And I was never that into The Charley Twins...

Ebay?

OR how about this (http://www.thecharlatans.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=23382).

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Dec 29th, 2006, 7:48pm

on 12/29/06 at 18:27:09, Erotic_Baubles wrote:
OR how about this (http://www.thecharlatans.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=23382).

THAT'S THE BUNNY!!!  Thanks for that, it was really confusing me.

Was I supposed to have bought a Charley Twins record..?  :-[

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Dec 30th, 2006, 1:26pm
Happy Birthday Solar, Have a good 'un!  :D

(42 eh?  I always thought you'd be a little older...)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Dec 30th, 2006, 2:35pm
Thanks! I will be a little older next year if that helps.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Dec 30th, 2006, 2:44pm
Let me re-phrase that...  I'm surprised that someone so wise and knowledgeful (Is that even a word?) is only 42

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Dec 30th, 2006, 2:48pm
There are indeed wise and knowledgeable people my age

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Dec 30th, 2006, 4:39pm
Knowledgeable, obviously!  ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Dec 31st, 2006, 8:22pm
To Russell Howard and Tabitha (and I suspect that this is directed more at Mr Howard),

Playing Ben Folds and Guillemots and talking about Russell Brand in between does not an indie disco make.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Dec 31st, 2006, 10:03pm
Is Ben Folds no good for pulling shapes to?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Dec 31st, 2006, 10:05pm
;D

It's not exactly a disco record...

Collings and Holmes seem to have more of an idea of what makes a party tune.

<edit> That needed a smiley face.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Dec 31st, 2006, 11:48pm
From what little I've been listening to this 6Music Indie disco is a bit boring.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Jan 1st, 2007, 12:36am
There's been a few good tunes, but yes, I can't help thinking that there would have been better music (and better banter!) if I'd just deejayed myself.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jan 2nd, 2007, 1:06pm
would any of the eminent musicologists on here know where i can find a liist of the top selling singles of 2006? i always like to find out and r1 used to do a rundown on new years day or soon after back in the days of bruno brookes  ;Dbut it doesnt seem to get much attention these days. i would guess leona was number 1 and gnarls barkley number 2 but i would like to see a bigger list if anyone here can assist? ta muchly!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Jan 2nd, 2007, 1:43pm
Good question.  I'm guessing Music Week (http://www.musicweek.co.uk/title.asp) will have it, but you'll have to either find it in the shops (or a library) or subscribe online.  Er, Guinness Book of Hit Singles (http://www.britishhitsingles.com/)?  Dunno if that'll be in the latest edition, though.

You know what?  Neil B'll know!  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jan 2nd, 2007, 2:42pm
THANKYOU MY FRIEND!!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Jan 2nd, 2007, 3:11pm
I think I heard an ad on R1 earlier for JayGay and Joels chart countdown on Sunday just gone, was the biggest selling singles of the year...  Maybe lishen again...?  

Disgraceful if it was that Leona...  Xcrement Factor has killed the xmas charts and the "battle" for no 1.  >:(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jan 2nd, 2007, 3:22pm
ben was robbed on that show >:(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Jan 2nd, 2007, 5:20pm
I don't take any notice of it, can't stand it, or anyone on it.  Don't get what the point is, the "winner" has an xmas number 1, then disappears into obscurity...  Is that the X-Factor...?  Being sh*t?  ???

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Jan 2nd, 2007, 5:57pm
I'm guessing the 2006 chart will end up here (http://www.theofficialcharts.com/) eventually.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Neil_B on Jan 2nd, 2007, 6:13pm
Here you go :

http://www.chcmedia.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=8519

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jan 2nd, 2007, 6:17pm
most excellent thank u!! :-*

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Neil_B on Jan 2nd, 2007, 6:36pm
No problem. I think that's the same chart that JK & Joel broadcast on New Year's Eve.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jan 2nd, 2007, 6:46pm
well i wouldhave missed that, i had an appointment with a few pints of cider, my mate big kev (and no we are just friends before you all get excited ;D), a plate full of chicken and roasties, a bottle of wine, a buffet and some shrieking and projectile-vomiting children!!!!! a damn good nite ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Freeno on Jan 2nd, 2007, 6:55pm

on 01/02/07 at 18:46:08, littlemissmosher wrote:
some shrieking and projectile-vomiting children!!!!!


Sounds like every night in our house  :(

FB

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jan 2nd, 2007, 7:11pm
oh dear  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Othilia N Ackerz on Jan 2nd, 2007, 7:33pm
he's not kidding neither

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jan 2nd, 2007, 8:23pm
Having a birthday drink, Freeno?

Opened your presents yet? Another year's gym membership, how kind, a pack of Nicorette, etc. etc. 02 Jan, who'da thought it?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Jan 2nd, 2007, 8:44pm

on 01/02/07 at 13:43:28, TheBunny wrote:
You know what?  Neil B'll know!  ;D

Told yer!  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Neil_B on Jan 2nd, 2007, 9:02pm
Always happy to help  :)

Even I'm not as trainspoterry (is that a word?) as some of the people on that site I posted a link to  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jan 7th, 2007, 10:03pm
Magnus Magnusson has died.

I've started so I'll --- no, better not

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jan 10th, 2007, 8:44pm
anyone else on a healthy eating plan?
(see a 5 list).

as i am being a saint at the moment with my eating habits,  if i look up fast i can see my halo! :P

today at work for lunch i had a tuna salad and melon balls in some posh sauce, and for my tea ive had a tattie-pot with loads of veg and a banana sliced into a yogurt for afters.


i wonder how long it will last!! ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Jan 13th, 2007, 5:51pm
That posh school has changed you!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jan 15th, 2007, 12:30pm
i assume tattie-pot is what potatoes are called round your way,else id have to inform the drug squad ;D

we call 'em spuds, taters or tiddies aorund these 'ere parts ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jan 15th, 2007, 12:32pm
im on a health regime too hels actually,ive lost the xmas/new year weight gain but aiming for another half a stone or so!! choc is my weakness though,i had a yorkie raisin n biscuit fri nite and a toffee crisp yesterday... see top 5 list for my fav healthy foods!!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jan 15th, 2007, 1:00pm

on 01/15/07 at 12:32:17, littlemissmosher wrote:
ive lost the xmas/new year weight gain but aiming for another half a stone or so

Story of my Januarys...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jan 15th, 2007, 1:14pm
oh i'll get there, never fear!!!ite been dead easy so far,but the studying starts again this weekend and that is when the snack attacks ambush me...must stock up on suitable nibbles ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jan 15th, 2007, 2:36pm
and Diet Coke

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jan 15th, 2007, 4:11pm
Ha yeah! i do drink a fair bit actually but then i dont drink tea or coffee,although i like foods with either in!!
need something to get my brain into gear once the porridge has worn off ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Freeno on Jan 15th, 2007, 4:21pm

on 01/15/07 at 16:11:30, littlemissmosher wrote:
need something to get my brain into gear once the porridge has worn off ;D


A family bucket of KFC do ?   ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jan 15th, 2007, 4:43pm
havent touched the stuff since i chipped a tooth on a bone (yeah make up ur own jokes there ;D) a few years back, only had it cos the boss was paying >:(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jan 15th, 2007, 5:11pm

on 01/15/07 at 16:11:30, littlemissmosher wrote:
need something to get my brain into gear once the porridge has worn off ;D

You don't wear porridge. It would eventually all fall off, unless you shallow-fried it into thin pancakes and sewed them together. (Which would save having to take a lunchbox.)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jan 15th, 2007, 6:22pm
fried blobs of porridge,god sounds fantastic!!!! n im not joking, im partial to a deepfried marsbar but nowhere seems to sell them anymore >:( n no im not scottish ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jan 15th, 2007, 6:51pm
Gap in market in Taunton area for Scottish mars-bar fryer (frier? friar?) willing to relocate, suit retired fat bloke, apply batter within.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jan 15th, 2007, 7:10pm
i think it would be frier lol.

as long as its not ramsay or worrall-thompson!!!!

that blond bloke on bbc saturday mornings could bring me breakfast in bed anyday ;D

id be sneaking out for choc from the shop if scum boss wasnt lurking...so he's doing me a favour really ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Jan 15th, 2007, 8:14pm

on 01/15/07 at 16:21:56, Freeno wrote:
A family bucket of KFC do ?   ::)



And a bottle of diet coke too!.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by VEGIBACON. on Jan 15th, 2007, 10:12pm

on 01/15/07 at 19:10:20, littlemissmosher wrote:
i think it would be frier lol.

as long as its not ramsay or worrall-thompson!!!!

that blond bloke on bbc saturday mornings could bring me breakfast in bed anyday ;


Nigella Lawson could serve me Breakfast in bed.

Shes a very sexy lady. MMMMMMMMM Babeh. :P :-*

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Jan 23rd, 2007, 11:44pm
Did anyone else see that Mark E Smith is playing Christ in Johnny Vegas's Ideal, or did I imagine that?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Geoff_Rymer on Jan 24th, 2007, 10:08am

on 01/15/07 at 18:51:19, Solarman wrote:
Gap in market in Taunton area for Scottish mars-bar fryer (frier? friar?) willing to relocate, suit retired fat bloke, apply batter within.


Bwahahaha, thanks for that Solarman, cracked me up!

Yes, I do still drop in here from time to time, I've just been busy with my new job and all. Sorry, I promise to be a better bonger in future.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jan 25th, 2007, 10:40am
hi geoff, hope your warmer than i bloody well am! ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Geoff_Rymer on Jan 25th, 2007, 11:32am
Kinda. I'mmmm mellllllll-ting!   :(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Jan 25th, 2007, 8:44pm
Crack open another tinnie mate!.

Wow I'm cosmopi................cosmoppp.................cosm........oh sod it I know the world!.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jan 26th, 2007, 9:35pm

on 01/25/07 at 11:32:04, Geoff_Rymer wrote:
Kinda. I'mmmm mellllllll-ting!   :(

b4stard im frreeezzzing

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jan 26th, 2007, 11:43pm
That's Cumbriacescestersh-sh-sh-shire for ya!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Jan 27th, 2007, 1:31am
I keep misreading Solarman's 'footers' as foetuses.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jan 27th, 2007, 10:55am
today i can see something blue if i look up, i think it might be something we sometimes see round our way at summer time. ::)

long time no see old friend! ;D

and hello to chaddy too. i can see you here, lurking on a sat morning!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Jan 27th, 2007, 5:45pm

on 01/26/07 at 21:35:48, helen wrote:
b4stard im frreeezzzing


I'd have thought the glow from Sellafield was keeping you warm!. ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jan 27th, 2007, 10:15pm
I seem to remember the Ready Brek commercial where they all wear a crust of radioactive porridge around them on winter mornings. This inspired the Not The 9 O'Clock News "then move to Sellafield" sketch.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Jan 28th, 2007, 7:08pm
Regretably I'm old enough to remember the Readybrek glow.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jan 29th, 2007, 10:35am
i can and not the nine oclock news sketch too.


god im old. i look in the mirror and see my mam sometimes. :o :o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jan 29th, 2007, 10:45am
Then tell her not to creep up behind you!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Jan 29th, 2007, 10:47am
[quote author i look in the mirror and see my mam sometimes. :o :o[/quote]

i look in certain specilist magazines any see buxum housewives

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Jan 29th, 2007, 11:20am

on 01/29/07 at 10:47:13, raf wrote:
i look in certain specilist magazines any see buxum housewives


S M?  ;)

(Classic Cuts gag, anyone remember what S M was, and what Mark thought it was?)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jan 29th, 2007, 11:37am
Stuart Maconie fanzine?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Jan 29th, 2007, 11:39am

on 01/29/07 at 11:37:19, Solarman wrote:
Stuart Maconie fanzine?


Nope.

As I recall, it went something like this...

Lard - "I've got loads of these publications"
Mark - "S*** M********?"
Lard - "Nooooooo!"
Mark - "Yes it is, I've seen them!"
Lard - "Noooooooo!"

Or something like that...  ???

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jan 31st, 2007, 11:45pm
:-[ :-[ :-[ btw im back on the diet coke. and my wees changed back to its normal coke tinted colour too :-[ :D


maybe i should have kept that to myself. ;) ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Jan 31st, 2007, 11:50pm
NO NEEEEED!!!!!

;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jan 31st, 2007, 11:51pm
REMBER I WROTE MY BEETLE OFF?

we got a renult megane . its blue. its nice but its not my bug. im jelous of lisa  (my sister) now coz shes still got hers, i would never tell her in a million years that though!
for an extra xmas pressie we got insurance for dale (OUR SON, normally known as sprog no1 on here) on it, and the day we did he stratched it! my god, it was like we allowed him to do it! lol.
anyway paul (mr helen) got some paint from work ( he is a car painter) and touched it up so it wasnt so bad. he put it in one of beckys ( our daughter and sprog no2)nail vanish bottles and told us not to touch it...................so last week, id forgot all about it and the numpty i am, put it on my toe nails!! i am not kidding, paul was pissing hiself laughing at me, couldnt tell me why he was laughing so much until it had dried. yes, 5 days later it still wont come off!
if i stand near my car, you cant see my feet!  if you seen that on t.v. you would say it wasnt real, too far fetched! well it happened to me!! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Jan 31st, 2007, 11:55pm
;D

Nice work Hels!  Does that mean your toes are now rust proof!?

Title: -Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jan 31st, 2007, 11:57pm
aye , and i will have to go in for a re-spay soon! lol. ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 1st, 2007, 8:48am
A re-spay? Too much information!

How long were you off the diet coke and did you feel better for it? Are you back on a full wheat diet, then?

Title: baRe: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 1st, 2007, 10:15am
oh yes, im sinning at the church of bad food bad drink. ::)

its hard, you know to keep off things your not suppose to have :-[

2.5 weeks i was off the diet coke, dont know if it made any diff to my headaches, but it was in my head all day,I WANT A DIET COKE.
i couldnt quench my thirst at all...ive never smoked, but i know what it is like to really crave something and not have it!


the wheat, im still avoiding but not 100%. thats the hardest thing to do, its in everybloodything.

Title: Re: baRe: random craic.
Post by Jay on Feb 1st, 2007, 1:20pm

on 02/01/07 at 10:15:38, helen wrote:
ive never smoked, but i know what it is like to really crave something and not have it!


I hear that!  I'm trying to cut my smoking down with a view of giving up...  In the very near future...  :-/

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 2nd, 2007, 9:46pm
has anyone got a plane i could lend in april to pop over to lanzarote for a week? i wont break it. ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Feb 4th, 2007, 5:20pm

on 01/29/07 at 10:35:36, helen wrote:
i can and not the nine oclock news sketch too.


god im old. i look in the mirror and see my mam sometimes. :o :o



I've found a photo of my Grandad & my mum on her wedding day & many people have said that I have a more than passing resembelence to Grandpa.
Now the older I get the more I can see it. I have got the photo on my desk here at home. We lost him in 1989 & I still miss him so much.

I'm a sentimental old fool.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 4th, 2007, 6:59pm
So am I - and there's nowt wrong with that.

I've heard that family resemblance often skips a generation, so this would support that.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Feb 5th, 2007, 10:36am

on 02/02/07 at 21:46:34, helen wrote:
has anyone got a plane i could lend in april to pop over to lanzarote for a week? i wont break it. ;)


i think my mum's chap has probably got one in his shed as he does a lot of woodwork (make up your own jokes there)

is that the kind of plane u want hels ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Feb 5th, 2007, 11:28pm
Sir Macca probably has a couple he'll happily get rid of.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 7th, 2007, 9:07pm
anyone got snow?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Feb 7th, 2007, 9:43pm
You what?  I'm not going out there to check!  It's chuffin' freezing!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Feb 7th, 2007, 10:33pm

on 02/07/07 at 21:07:47, helen wrote:
anyone got snow?


I hate the Red Hot s**tty Peppers!

Oh, you meant the white stuff, not the song...  ;)

Not yet, but hopefully tomorrow!  Can't wait!  :)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 8th, 2007, 9:19am
Plenty. Coming down sideways. All schools closed and I don't have to go out to site, hooray!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Feb 8th, 2007, 10:06am
just cold and rain here but exmoor is "alwite" today, my poor old dear will shift a few calories tunnelling her way out ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 8th, 2007, 11:10am
its justa cloudy day up here :'( :'(


send me some snow mike.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 8th, 2007, 11:27am
Gladly. How much would you like? I'll need one of them insulated bags... Measured 5" in the garden (leave it)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 8th, 2007, 11:30am

on 02/08/07 at 11:27:14, Solarman wrote:
Gladly. How much would you like? I'll need one of them insulated bags... Measured 5" in the garden (leave it)



lol.

leave it til about 7pm tonight so i dont get snowed in at work, id have to go and stay at my mams (she lives about 10min walk away)and drink lots of white wine!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Feb 8th, 2007, 5:40pm
Loads here as well.  All the schools are closed, snowmen everywhere you look, and my van seems to be a target for kids as I drive past.  :D

Wish we could have it at christmas though.  :(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 8th, 2007, 5:43pm

on 02/08/07 at 11:30:33, helen wrote:
leave it til about 7pm tonight so i dont get snowed in at work, id have to go and stay at my mams (she lives about 10min walk away)and drink lots of white wine!

isn't it a boarding school? They have beds don't they?

... ride the bed...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Feb 8th, 2007, 7:49pm
We've got snow & loads of it.

AAHHHHHHHH pretty.

Our lass kerbed her car this morning in the stuff but fortunately just a scuffed wheel trim.

I've wanted to go out & play all day but work got in the way.

BAH!.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 9th, 2007, 7:22am
Flu. HUUUUAAAAR !! What is it good for? Absolutely noth--- well, a few days off work, and a lost weekend in prospect... say it again...

HUUUUAAAAR !! There, that's got it

Title: the sky either.Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 9th, 2007, 7:33am
still nowt >:(

not a cloud in the sky either :'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 9th, 2007, 7:36am
We've had no fresh snow since yesterday afternoon, it's starting to melt now, but the schools are closed again because of the nasty treacherous black ice. It's OK for the kids to go sledging, but not to try to walk to school.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 9th, 2007, 7:40am
lol.

safety first.
;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 9th, 2007, 7:55am
i was just thinking, on frosty mornings like this, is it more enviromntly friendly to spray de-icer on you car windows or run the engine to warm the car up, defrosting the car while it warms?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 9th, 2007, 7:59am
De-icer. But a pan of warm water would do just as well.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 9th, 2007, 8:02am
de-icer it is from now on then.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Geoff_Rymer on Feb 9th, 2007, 9:08am
Better for your engine, too (warming up at tickover takes ages, so longer without proper oil temp).

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 9th, 2007, 9:28am
lol.  
like you have got that problem! ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by MikeBond on Feb 9th, 2007, 10:49am
Delirium... reality is on the brink again... even my hair aches

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Feb 9th, 2007, 10:53am
awh! poor chap.shall i send meals on wheels round ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 9th, 2007, 11:15am

on 02/09/07 at 10:49:51, MikeBond wrote:
Delirium... reality is on the brink again... even my hair aches

lol.

thats cos you dont know who you are.

i know 3 of you at least!!  loma.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Feb 9th, 2007, 11:21am
loma? i assumed you meant lmao hels - lmao!

i frequently laugh off my arse lol

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by MikeBond on Feb 9th, 2007, 11:24am
And it's snowing again

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Feb 9th, 2007, 11:36am
dont wanna scare ya but theres no snow, its your eyesight on the blink now ::) ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by VEGIBACON. on Feb 9th, 2007, 4:13pm

Snowing heavy here in North Shropcestershire now. :-/

Whats the latest Snow report around the country BBnrs.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Feb 9th, 2007, 4:21pm
well in somersetcestershire:

snow - nil
rain - lots
cold - yes
sun - gone on leave

in my office:
computer - knackered
me - tired
boss - moron


Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 9th, 2007, 4:23pm
Today's snow was melting as it hit the deck until about 2pm, now it's settling on top of yesterday's. Still coming down plenty.

All due to melt Sunday in heavy rain, so flooding too.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by VEGIBACON. on Feb 9th, 2007, 4:26pm

on 02/09/07 at 16:21:09, littlemissmosher wrote:
well in somersetcestershire:

snow - nil
rain - lots
cold - yes
sun - gone on leave

in my office:
computer - knackered
me - tired
boss - moron


 ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 9th, 2007, 4:31pm
Your hosepipe ban status please, LMM

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Feb 9th, 2007, 4:33pm
status:
hosepipe ban - no need! ;D
symbol - diamante hairtie ::)
band - quo >:(
marital - single :D

owt else you need to know? ;D


Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 9th, 2007, 4:34pm

on 02/09/07 at 16:33:49, littlemissmosher wrote:
marital - single :D

We're well aware of that!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by VEGIBACON. on Feb 9th, 2007, 4:34pm

Anyone remember the time when they said we were feeling the affects of global warming. :o Bet they feel stupid now, as we have had 2 days snow running now. :o  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Feb 9th, 2007, 4:36pm

on 02/09/07 at 16:34:41, Solarman wrote:
We're well aware of that!


well it pays to advertise ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 9th, 2007, 5:03pm
I-I-I-I-I-I tink you'll find Vegi that global warming will:

- cause an overall increase in average temperatures
- increase unpredictable weather patterns
- cause the Gulf Stream to terminate at the Canaries instead of Crewe, eventually giving the UK the unique situation of an average 6 degC drop (i.e. the weather of Norway or Denmark, for which we are totally not prepared)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by VEGIBACON. on Feb 9th, 2007, 7:00pm
Its a good point well put ( In a Iwish Stylee) Solar.  ???

Its also good to see Mr Bond making a rare visit. ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by VEGIBACON. on Feb 9th, 2007, 7:07pm
SNOW UPDATE.

Its still snowin here in Shropcestershire. VB

Now over to our Somersetcestershire Studio for a update from LMM.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Feb 9th, 2007, 7:11pm
thank you mr bacon

in the style of tinpot local tv - well a major new development now here folks as its now dark here tonight! i believe its still very cold and rainy out so you may want to wear a coat and possibly take an umbrella if you venture out tonight. but please dont travel unless you absolutely have to as there is a chance you'll catch a chill if you do go out without first donning the advised clothing and footwear. now back to the north for a word from our roving reporter there... ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 9th, 2007, 7:13pm
do you advise checking your LIGHTS work before setting out, given this unprecedented fall of 14 HOURS of night?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by VEGIBACON. on Feb 9th, 2007, 7:24pm

on 02/09/07 at 19:11:34, littlemissmosher wrote:
thank you mr bacon


Please LMM, call me Vegi as all my Sexy lady friends do.
MMMMMBABEH.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Feb 9th, 2007, 7:29pm
ok ::)

i dont suppose you are related to kevin ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by VEGIBACON. on Feb 9th, 2007, 7:36pm

on 02/09/07 at 19:29:03, littlemissmosher wrote:
ok ::)

i dont suppose you are related to kevin ::)



WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

  ??? No.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Feb 9th, 2007, 7:37pm
u not heard of the actor kevin bacon!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by VEGIBACON. on Feb 9th, 2007, 7:49pm

on 02/09/07 at 19:37:32, littlemissmosher wrote:
u not heard of the actor kevin bacon!


I have got a brother called BIFF. ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 9th, 2007, 7:52pm
Wasn't one of your lot "doing" Blue Peter?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Feb 9th, 2007, 7:55pm
yeah that was charlie!!


oh no, his name was richard weren't it ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by VEGIBACON. on Feb 9th, 2007, 8:13pm

on 02/09/07 at 19:52:57, Solarman wrote:
Wasn't one of your lot "doing" Blue Peter?


Peter wasnt complaining. ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by VEGI on Feb 9th, 2007, 8:44pm

OI. Whos nicked me BACON. :o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Feb 10th, 2007, 12:06am
Snow update for Northamptoncestercershire...

Started coming down heavy again about half 3ish, and was settling nicely on top of yesterdays.  I've been to Birminghamcestercershire tonight (see the Just Jack thread I'm gonna start in a tick...) and it took us about 3 hours to get there, M1 was ok, M6 was a nightmare.  Came out of the Carling Academy and there was considerably less snow than when we went in.  The drive home was much easier as well, about an hour and a halfish.  There's still plenty of snow on the floor here to keep the kids happy over the weekend.  :)

I drove into our little cul-de-sac and the kids have made a MASSIVE snowball in the road, about 5 foot in diameter, so I thought it might be a good idea to nudge it along with my van.  Rolled gently into it...  THUD!   ::)
Thought I might have knackered my van, but luckily, its ok.  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Feb 10th, 2007, 12:24am
flat backed bedford rascal?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Feb 10th, 2007, 12:27am

on 02/10/07 at 00:24:00, raf wrote:
flat backed bedford rascal?


Silver Vauxhall Vivaro, with CONNEXION slapped across it in blue letters...  I've got the X factor!  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Feb 10th, 2007, 12:30am
wow,the carling academy you say!!!  mega mega expensive drinks infact the gig i went to in nov of last year the prices went up as the nite went on....robbing fatherless t*ats

never again

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Feb 10th, 2007, 12:32am
Yeah, you're not wrong!  Robbin' bas**rds!

Carling Academy 2 to be precise, the room to the left as you enter, capacities about 3-400 at a guess.  Who did you see?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Feb 10th, 2007, 12:36am
this is for you gandalf,dont say i never give you owt
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/The-Shirehorses-Our-Kid-Eh-ECD-CD-2001_W0QQitemZ260083095450QQihZ016QQcategoryZ1560QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Feb 10th, 2007, 12:37am
or one of these http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/The-Shirehorses-Our-Kid-Eh-ECD-CD-2001_W0QQitemZ260083095450QQihZ016QQcategoryZ1560QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Feb 10th, 2007, 12:46am
reete i'm off to me pit...nite-all and eerrr get the lights when yeh finished ;)  sleep toight

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 10th, 2007, 8:30am
Carling Academy you say, where tickets for James in April sold out in 2.7 seconds? And appeared on eBay in 4.1 seconds? THIEVIN' BASTADDS  >:(

Our quality snow (we had the best stuff y'know) is slush already, this rain will finish it off by elevenses!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Feb 10th, 2007, 2:43pm
Are you watching what the tickets are going for on eBay, Solar?  

<does that backward whistle thing>  Pricey.  Well, more than I'd pay anyway!  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Feb 10th, 2007, 6:23pm

on 02/09/07 at 07:22:25, Solarman wrote:
Flu. HUUUUAAAAR !! What is it good for? Absolutely noth--- well, a few days off work, and a lost weekend in prospect... say it again...

HUUUUAAAAR !! There, that's got it



No wonder your cuppa went cold.


It's now sat on a shelf conjealing in the mug until you arrive.

I'll just bang it in the microwave when you come...........it'll be alright won't it?. ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Feb 10th, 2007, 6:25pm

on 02/09/07 at 09:08:24, Geoff_Rymer wrote:
Better for your engine, too (warming up at tickover takes ages, so longer without proper oil temp).


Like you ever have to worry about that in Australiacesteshire!!!!!!.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Feb 10th, 2007, 6:42pm
Snows all going now.

Telford was gridlocked at this time last night & a gritter toppled over, apparantly, loads of cars abandoned & sliding all over the place & its a whiteout.
Last time we had snow this bad was in 1994 & no-one seemed remotely prepared for it & got caught out.

Me & Leonard the Mondeo  made it home without any dramas last night only to have to go out shopping again........no beer in the fridge see.
It took two hours to go 8 miles including a 20 minute run around the supermarket.

I was supposed to go to the Forest of Dean to watch the first car rally of the season today  thought better of it as Gloucesterestershire had it worse than us apparantly.....NO NEED. I love my annual trek down to Glouceter & doing some walking in one of the most beautiful forests in the UK & watching rally cars blast though them.

Suppose I'll just have to drink copious amounts of beer now to compensate.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 10th, 2007, 8:54pm
Anyone seen Allely's low-loaders out on the highways? Allely's are a haulage company based in our village. They specialise in moving railway rolling stock by road (since the privatisation, it's often cheaper than by rail - bonkers). Anyway, last night TWO of their low-loaders came to grief on a smallish roundabout in Redditch. The left-turn is too tight, so they go right round and approach the exit head-on; but it's also quite steep; both lorries ended up stuck, one across the roundabout, the other across the approach road.

What were they carrying? British Rail snowploughs.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Feb 10th, 2007, 9:34pm
I'd like to see a pic of that.  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Feb 11th, 2007, 3:18pm

on 02/10/07 at 20:54:29, Solarman wrote:
Anyone seen Allely's low-loaders out on the highways? Allely's are a haulage company based in our village. They specialise in moving railway rolling stock by road (since the privatisation, it's often cheaper than by rail - bonkers). Anyway, last night TWO of their low-loaders came to grief on a smallish roundabout in Redditch. The left-turn is too tight, so they go right round and approach the exit head-on; but it's also quite steep; both lorries ended up stuck, one across the roundabout, the other across the approach road.

What were they carrying? British Rail snowploughs.



Only in this country could that happen!.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Feb 12th, 2007, 12:28am

on 02/10/07 at 20:54:29, Solarman wrote:
Anyone seen Allely's low-loaders out on the highways? Allely's are a haulage company based in our village. They specialise in moving railway rolling stock by road (since the privatisation, it's often cheaper than by rail - bonkers). Anyway, last night TWO of their low-loaders came to grief on a smallish roundabout in Redditch. The left-turn is too tight, so they go right round and approach the exit head-on; but it's also quite steep; both lorries ended up stuck, one across the roundabout, the other across the approach road.

What were they carrying? British Rail snowploughs.


I have a similar story, not witnessed with my own eyes, but one of my delivery drivers told me about it...

Amidst all the snow and ice, a 40 ft lorry was stranded on a gradient, everytime it tried to pull forward, it slid a little further back.  A gritter was sent to try and clear the path for it...  But approached to fast and slid into it!  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 12th, 2007, 9:09am
In Holland, they've solved this sort of problem by not having hills. In properly cold countries, they just fit their snow chains and Carry On.

"What's that, Gritter? You want to go out? Excuse me while I let Gritter out."
(Kevin Greening show, c. 1995. It may have been Gripper.)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 12th, 2007, 9:57pm
i was once driving over to the north east and coming over to the west was a boat!!  it was being pulled along by a van of course, but i wish id got my phone out to catch the moment!


and thats got nowt to do with snow sorry! ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 14th, 2007, 10:54am
anybody get anything nice today ???





i will set the ball rolling by making you all go green with envy at my NOTHING >:( :'( that i got.

muuussshhhennntt gggggggggrrrrruuummmmmbblllleeee  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Feb 14th, 2007, 11:04am
CHUFF ALL HERE >:( >:( >:( :-[ :-[

alas as expected and same as every other year EVER!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 14th, 2007, 11:07am
Nice Valentines breakfast from our local farm shop. Mmmmm. Off to Cardiff now for half-term. See y'all!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Feb 14th, 2007, 11:20am
see yeh,have a great time



morning 2 ten pence short ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 14th, 2007, 11:25am

on 02/14/07 at 11:07:02, Solarman wrote:
Nice Valentines breakfast from our local farm shop. Mmmmm. Off to Cardiff now for half-term. See y'all!



ENJOY!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Feb 14th, 2007, 11:53am
i got a lovely card and wii play for my wii... did i tell you all to get a nintendo wii....... there great (again in a frosties styleeeeeee)
and going for a meal tonight (possibly going to cost doulble the price due to the date, but for steak i would pay that) :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Feb 14th, 2007, 12:06pm

on 02/14/07 at 10:54:14, helen wrote:
i will set the ball rolling by making you all go green with envy at my NOTHING >:( :'( that i got.

What did Mr Helen get?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Feb 14th, 2007, 1:56pm
Royal Mail had to send another van out on our route today, due to the MASSES of cards that had to be delivered to my house.  ::)

I'm jhokin of course, 2nd year running and not a sniffter.  I don't mind though, its EVERY female in Britains loss.  ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Feb 14th, 2007, 3:02pm
at least J you've gottyeh own house not to have them delivered to........now

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mysticmuzza on Feb 14th, 2007, 5:34pm
just think of the money you will save and can spend on yourself!  ;D ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Feb 14th, 2007, 5:37pm
thats what i keep telling meself n all :'( ;D

well i love me even if noone else does and i bought myself a valentines day pressie - i preordered ben mills' debut album!!

*ducks objects thrown at her, again ;D*

me dont care, me LURRRRRVE him!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Feb 14th, 2007, 6:23pm
i thought you were off men anywaze

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Feb 14th, 2007, 6:36pm
i were but it seems the feeling is mutual at the mo, ive been let down on 3 of my last 4 dates and only one had a decent excuse  >:(and the one i actually saw didnt make much of an impression.

never mind, i can scoff halfprice choccies tomorrow ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Feb 14th, 2007, 6:38pm
and im on the lash again in plymouth on saturday night - hello sailor ;D ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Feb 14th, 2007, 6:45pm

on 02/14/07 at 15:02:50, raf wrote:
at least J you've gottyeh own house not to have them delivered to........now


That house is actually a flat, but the letterbox is exactly the same size to not have love related mail delivered through.   ;D Not going to be moving in for a week or 2 yet, busy decorating and stuff first.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 14th, 2007, 8:09pm

on 02/14/07 at 12:06:04, TheBunny wrote:
What did Mr Helen get?



a private reg plate for our car (it was 2weeks ago but hes having it!).

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Feb 15th, 2007, 7:35pm
how is r4 t5567g ?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 16th, 2007, 7:34am
i wanted to buy T0 55ER but it had already gone and way out my price band too.

or

PY50 CHO that went to someone local to me.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Feb 16th, 2007, 9:53am
ooooogggghhh get her with her private reg's ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 16th, 2007, 11:41am
lol.

i i i i i i  am only spending my inheritants* ;D :'(




* Where is mike when you need to know if you have incorrectly jumbled the letters ??? :P





Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 17th, 2007, 12:13am
been out, come in.

ISNT WHITE WINE THE BEST ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Feb 17th, 2007, 1:27am
Is Lambrini a white whine or an alcopop?

Title: ...........Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 17th, 2007, 1:49am
lmao. :D


if you live in cumbriaestershire you would know the diff between tap water and what you southeners buy as bottled water, and know YOUR BEING RIPPED OFF, ..........................MOVE NORTH.

anyway, thats what the ozzies say when i buy their wine. :P :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Feb 17th, 2007, 2:07am
Errr...

So, you had a good, night, then?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Feb 17th, 2007, 2:19am

on 02/17/07 at 01:27:22, TheBunny wrote:
Is Lambrini a white whine or an alcopop?

Italian supercar.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Feb 17th, 2007, 2:33am

on 02/17/07 at 02:19:42, Erotic_Baubles wrote:
Italian supercar.

Nah, nah, nah, you're thinking of that pasta stuff.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 17th, 2007, 3:09pm

on 02/16/07 at 11:41:42, helen wrote:
i i i i i i  am only spending my inheritants* ;D :'(

* Where is mike when you need to know if you have incorrectly jumbled the letters ??? :P


Hiiiiiiiiiiiii

"Inheritance"

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 17th, 2007, 7:00pm

on 02/17/07 at 15:09:35, Solarman wrote:
Hiiiiiiiiiiiii

"Inheritance"


doh! ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 17th, 2007, 7:45pm
Well, you asked.

Is everyone off being busy?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Feb 17th, 2007, 8:21pm
So it would appear.

It's funny, it wasn't this quiet before you came back, Solar.  I think it must be you.  Maybe everyone is worried that you will correct their spelling and grammar.

(I mixed third person singular and plural, there, I know.)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 17th, 2007, 8:50pm
But it was. I've only had to read 2 and a half posts to catch up.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Feb 17th, 2007, 9:02pm
I've had the flu & lost my Auntie unexpectedly & tragically ealier in the week so I've not been up for any tomfoolerey this week I'm afraid.

Maybe I'll spend a couple of hours in here tommorow.

To cheer myself up a bit.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Feb 17th, 2007, 9:44pm
best place to be

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Feb 17th, 2007, 10:08pm
go and watch hot fuzz ...... it has the mystic stamp of goodness its that damn good!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Feb 17th, 2007, 10:10pm
why has britney spears shaved her head?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 17th, 2007, 10:17pm

on 02/17/07 at 22:10:53, mystic wrote:
why has britney spears shaved her head?

:o :o  i was just coming here to ask that....

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Feb 17th, 2007, 10:39pm

on 02/17/07 at 21:02:23, Spudgun wrote:
I've had the flu & lost my Auntie unexpectedly & tragically ealier in the week so I've not been up for any tomfoolerey this week I'm afraid.

Sorry to hear that.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Feb 18th, 2007, 1:20am

on 02/17/07 at 19:45:23, Solarman wrote:
Is everyone off being busy?


I certainly am.  Had my hands full with my boys from last night through to 7 this evening. (I didn't have them last weekend due to going to see Just Jack)  I miss them loads when I don't see them on a weekend for one reason or another  :(, so cram as much as I can in with them when I do see them again.   ;D By about 20 past 7 I was back down to my flat, cleaning, prepping, decorating etc...  Feel shattered now though!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Feb 18th, 2007, 1:23am

on 02/17/07 at 21:02:23, Spudgun wrote:
I've had the flu & lost my Auntie unexpectedly & tragically ealier in the week


Yeah, sorry to hear that Spudders.  :(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Feb 18th, 2007, 1:29am

on 02/17/07 at 22:10:53, mystic wrote:
why has britney spears shaved her head?


Blimey Charlie!  I wasn't aware of this so just nipped to the bbc entertainment news pages... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6372623.stm
School uniform or not, that don't do it for me.  :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 18th, 2007, 10:11am
Sorry to hear about your aunt, Spudgun. I take it you were close to her? I have only 2 aunts, my father's sister-in-laws, a generation above me, and I am only in contact with 1 of them, and not often enough.

[scene change]

As for La Spears... I watched Buzzcocks last week, and was most entertained by their "covering" for the 2-week transmission delay by commenting on Spears stories that might have broken after recording. But not half as funny as po-faced Preston with his humour-gap, walking out halfway through. If you live a showbiz Z-list "celebrity" life, marry a Big Brother nobody and allow your invisible career to benefit from the notoriety, and then you appear on NMTB without suspecting that you might be sent up, ... well then. Very good.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Feb 18th, 2007, 11:11am
Woah, who's nicked my avatar?!  >:(

I didn't see the Buzzcocks walkout, but I will say I can't stand that Amstell tw*t.  Would have made better viewing if Preston had stuck one (or a few) on him!  :)

EDIT - Posted this and the culprits returned my avatar.  No neeeed to call the internet police now.  :)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 18th, 2007, 11:35am
Simon Amstell does seem to be the epitome of smugness; but Preston was either totally unaware of the treatment he was likely to get, or had already planned to walk out but failed to land a well-aimed riposte.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Feb 18th, 2007, 2:22pm

on 02/18/07 at 01:29:41, Jay wrote:
Blimey Charlie!  I wasn't aware of this so just nipped to the bbc entertainment news pages... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6372623.stm
School uniform or not, that don't do it for me.  :P



She looks like a serial killer on her way to death row.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Feb 18th, 2007, 3:07pm
Thanks for the kind thoughts guys.

We're still all a bit numbed by the shock of it all & hopefully stuff will start making sense after the funeral on Wednesday.

Another scene change.

Buzzcocks.

The show with the empty headed Donny Touerttes in was an illustration on this county's obsession with z listers.
He actually thopught he was being clever & came across a a complete d@@khead.
Has no-one ever told him that this was all done 30 years ago when it actually meant something & was new?.
I've heard the produc of hype he calls a new single with the rest of his moronic little friends & it is devoid of any quality.

Now for Prestud from the less than average boys.
He is a typical vacuous Z-lister who thrives on how much coverage they can gate in the low brow press & celeb magazines & the minute it doesn't go their way they throw a little diva strop.
I'm glad he was ridiculed along with the emptyhead that he married because it is all these people deserve.
I mean how can she have had anything worthy of an autbiography in the 5 minutes she has been forced on the general public?.

As for Simon Amstell.
I thought he was a bit of a prat when I first saw him on Buzzcocks. He was trying to be Mark Lamarr no 2 & it didn't work & he was unfunny, but since he has started to inject his own brand of humour [Brand & humour don't always work do they Russell you feckless dandy!] I have warmed to him & his recent performances havebeen exemplary & hilarious.
Sure he'll never shake off the image of being a replacement for Lamarr but he seems to be holding his own in my opinion & the show is as funny as ever.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 18th, 2007, 4:32pm
It was the first time I have seen the replacement of the ID Parade, reinvented as Arrange-the-look-alikes-in-order-of-whatever. Partly because it's easier!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 19th, 2007, 7:35am
[quote author=Spudgun link=board=general_cat;num=1152299453;start=390#399 date=02/18/07 at 15:07:11]Thanks for the kind thoughts guys.

We're still all a bit numbed by the shock of it all & hopefully stuff will start making sense after the funeral on Wednesday.

hope your all ok, thinking of  you.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Feb 19th, 2007, 8:09pm
Thanks Helen.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Feb 20th, 2007, 9:43am
keep your chin up spuds!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Feb 20th, 2007, 2:17pm
Users online
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mystic  

all on my own with no one to talk to! and on my day off as well  :'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 20th, 2007, 2:18pm
BOO!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Feb 20th, 2007, 4:47pm
Logged on late one night last week (maybe Fri or Sat about 2amish) 1 User (me) and 17 guests.  17!?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Geoff_Rymer on Feb 21st, 2007, 8:53am
One guest and one me? Bah? Where are all you other users? And why is there only one me...?

On the plus side, I've found an Aussie source of London Pride (fantastic!). On the negative, it's $7.50 per pint bottle... I'm gonna be broke(r) soon!  :o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Feb 21st, 2007, 12:28pm
It wasn't just me that ate too many pancakes yesterday, fell asleep and woke far too late to go see a filum about Zinedine Zidane, was it?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 21st, 2007, 6:02pm
srog no1 has just told me that he and his dad ,ARE WATCHING LFC FROM 6PM TIL 10.30 PM TONIGHT.



i meant  to shout btw. >:(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 21st, 2007, 8:00pm
Good evening Pixiedialup!

Beep beep beep beep - quick get another 20p - beep beep brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Feb 22nd, 2007, 7:26pm
come on you red men..... barca who ?  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Feb 22nd, 2007, 7:43pm
im looking at b.bong on my nintendo wii....... brilliant.. you can stick your ps3/xbox up your cracker! 8)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 22nd, 2007, 7:56pm
Tsk, these new-fangled inventions

What is a Wii and what does it dii?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Feb 22nd, 2007, 8:41pm
the wii is great caus you can download all the classics and store them on an sd such as mario bros...... 8)

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b149/mysticmuzza/thefuture.png

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Feb 22nd, 2007, 8:44pm

on 02/22/07 at 19:56:20, Solarman wrote:
Tsk, these new-fangled inventions

What is a Wii and what does it dii?


its the new nintendo machine and its great ! the controller is infared ..... so when you play the wii sports ..you use the controller like a golf club and it reads the power etc you put into the swing.... its out selling the xbox 360 & ps3 in the states ...which is very very good!

great for kids or big kids like me

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Feb 22nd, 2007, 8:45pm
god i look awfull on that pic  :-/

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Feb 22nd, 2007, 8:48pm
how much was britneys hair? i know spuds was 10p short

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Celebrity Sheep on Feb 22nd, 2007, 10:00pm
You have TV in Ireland?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Feb 23rd, 2007, 12:58am
Wii'll be using that pic for their publicity.  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Feb 23rd, 2007, 2:22am

on 02/22/07 at 20:36:45, Jocksy S wrote:
Computer games have passed me by for many years.

Not since the olden days, when I used to have my ZX Spectrum can I remember computers being really fun.

I'd boot it up, then I would sit typing in line after line of codes that were given in the book, and after many hours spent copying in every character exactly as listed, I'd hit RETURN and a pretty pattern would appear on the screen. And that'd be it. I'd look at it and then turn the computer off.

I couldn't even copy the programs from Zapp 64 magazine properly. Crap typist from an early age, and nothing much has changed.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 23rd, 2007, 11:08am
im just waiting for star wars to come on sky movies.

i cant wait. ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Feb 23rd, 2007, 12:54pm
This is not the forum you are looking for.  :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 23rd, 2007, 2:00pm

on 02/23/07 at 12:54:23, Erotic_Baubles wrote:
This is not the forum you are looking for.  :P



lol.

very good. ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 24th, 2007, 5:52pm
did anyone see charlie church last night?  
i dont know what to make of her/the show.

just when i think i like it, in walks gwen why-am-i-here steffani.

no no no no need. >:(


and billy piper too? why?


is it car crash telly that you just cant miss?  or do i need to drink more wine on a friday evening?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 24th, 2007, 11:03pm
The Guardian review said it makes you want to use the unlikely words "come back Friday Night Project, all is forgiven"!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 24th, 2007, 11:59pm
ah good.


but i bet ill be watching next week. ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Vegi on Feb 25th, 2007, 1:14am

on 02/24/07 at 17:52:12, helen wrote:
did anyone see charlie church last night?  


Charlotte is a very sexy lady. :P :-*

As for Billie Piper & Gwen.  Average. :-/

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Feb 25th, 2007, 8:29am

on 02/25/07 at 01:14:06, Vegi wrote:
Charlotte is a very sexy lady. :P :-*


Is he?!  :o

Gwens the sexiest out of them 3 in my opinion.  :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 27th, 2007, 9:27am
sprog no1 went online to argos and bought and paid for a large t.v. it was supposed to get delv on friday, and i know because i stayed in all day waiting for it.
anyway, it never came, so mr helen phoned them up and complained, they said it would be with a.s.a.p.

it was................ next morning at 10.30 am. ;D













AND THEN ANOTHER CAME YESTERDAY, :o :o :o taken in by the man over the road as we were all out.

an expensive B.O.G.O.F?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Feb 27th, 2007, 9:31am
will give you 20 for it!
ha ha argos cant demand it back either! nice one helen ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Feb 27th, 2007, 9:32am
i cant belive that jade goody is in india ??? worlds gone mad

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 27th, 2007, 9:51am

on 02/27/07 at 09:31:22, mystic wrote:
will give you 20 for it!
ha ha argos cant demand it back either! nice one helen ;)



CAN THEY NOT?  WHY?


Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Feb 27th, 2007, 9:56am
i think there is a "sale of unsolicited goods" act or summat like that, basically if something is delivered to you that you havent ordered then you arent legally obliged to give it back. although whether you should morally is another question...

nah, screw 'em!!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 27th, 2007, 9:57am
Did you take out an extended warranty? No? Well, keep the second as a spare, for when the first packs up! (around Feb 2008 - it's all built-in, y'know)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Feb 27th, 2007, 10:02am
What a result Hels!  You jammy little...!  ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 27th, 2007, 10:17am
"Two Tels Hels"

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Feb 27th, 2007, 2:57pm
One for each eye!

Just make sure they don't charge you twice.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Feb 27th, 2007, 3:17pm
i'll gladly accept one as a late birthday present, its alright, im sure noone on here meant to forget, even though you all did :'( ;D ;D

it gets worse, i even got stood up on my birthday by my date!!! you cant make this stuff up...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Feb 27th, 2007, 6:14pm
Ahhhh LMM, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! for whenever it was...  ::)

I think Hels should donate it to the most worthy cause... ie, me moving into my empty flat with only a 14"er (telly that is  :P)  Aaaand to make it worse, I realised today I havn't even got a cabinet to put it on!  Does yours come with a stand Hels... EITHER of them?  ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Feb 27th, 2007, 7:34pm
LMM has been stood up so often she must have loads of stands to spare.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Feb 27th, 2007, 10:21pm

on 02/27/07 at 19:34:53, Solarman wrote:
LMM has been stood up so often she must have loads of stands to spare.


Genius!

You're always straight in there Solar, well done that man!  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 28th, 2007, 11:13am
;D

LMM happy  birthday x x ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Feb 28th, 2007, 11:20am
thank u hels at least some of you on here are nice to me ;D

i reckon there should be a thread where we all list our birthdays. whoever else lives nearest can go and give them the bumps then ;D

although i think that cause a major health and safety problem in some cases ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Feb 28th, 2007, 12:13pm
i still think we should have a day where we all meet up for drinks & banter !

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Feb 28th, 2007, 12:13pm
in ireland............ ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Feb 28th, 2007, 12:30pm
ive had offers like that before ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Feb 28th, 2007, 3:33pm
::) :P :-[ :o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Celebrity Sheep on Feb 28th, 2007, 7:15pm

on 02/28/07 at 12:13:18, mystic wrote:
i still think we should have a day where we all meet up for drinks & banter !



That's very generous of you. Mine's a pint (of orange juice).

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 28th, 2007, 9:57pm
and ill have a chardonnay...............a pint of please.

your round mystic ???

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Feb 28th, 2007, 10:14pm
i have just booked myself and mrs mystic into the hilton in miami... as this time in 4 weeks i will be in the states
8) the only trouble is i burn like toast in a toaster! get the factor 2000 out and the roy orbison sun glasses out

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Feb 28th, 2007, 10:22pm
Neither of you fancied Paris Hilton then?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Feb 28th, 2007, 11:30pm
everyone has been there! :-X

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Feb 28th, 2007, 11:48pm

on 02/28/07 at 23:30:17, mystic wrote:
everyone has been there! :-X


I haven't.   :(

:P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Mar 1st, 2007, 9:38am
I've spent a night in Paris.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Mar 1st, 2007, 5:03pm

on 02/25/07 at 01:14:06, Vegi wrote:
Charlotte is a very sexy lady. :P :-*

:-/

Well her boyf must think so too as they've just announced shes preggers. get a good bra or two  love,else they'll be ruined!! ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Mar 1st, 2007, 8:27pm
The prize for the best performing Volvo dealer in our division is a few days in Las Vegas & we have a very realistic chance of winning this year.

Trouble is I think Vegas is Blackpool in the desert & I chuffin hate Blackpool.

Why couldn't we win Berlin last year???????????.

What do I do if we win?.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Celebrity Sheep on Mar 1st, 2007, 8:40pm

on 03/01/07 at 20:27:09, Spudgun wrote:
The prize for the best performing Volvo dealer in our division is a few days in Las Vegas & we have a very realistic chance of winning this year.

Trouble is I think Vegas is Blackpool in the desert & I chuffin hate Blackpool.

Why couldn't we win Berlin last year???????????.

What do I do if we win?.


Give me a car.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Mar 1st, 2007, 11:27pm

on 03/01/07 at 20:27:09, Spudgun wrote:
What do I do if we win?.


Let me go instead...?  ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Mar 2nd, 2007, 10:43am

on 03/01/07 at 23:27:26, Jay wrote:
Let me go instead...?  ;)


or me  :-*

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Mar 2nd, 2007, 7:32pm
Sell it on eBay?

Talking of the interweb...  Is anyone owning up to this (http://www.myspace.com/marklard)?  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Mar 2nd, 2007, 7:45pm
nowt to do with me!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Mar 4th, 2007, 2:25am
Erotic - was that the eclipse tonight?

Nice pic!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by DC on Mar 4th, 2007, 3:35am

on 03/02/07 at 19:32:33, TheBunny wrote:
Talking of the interweb...  Is anyone owning up to this (http://www.myspace.com/marklard)?  ;D

also this, http://www.myspace.com/lardsclassiccuts

unless i've missed somthing from here. i'm an honorary friend on there!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Mar 4th, 2007, 1:34pm

on 03/04/07 at 02:25:01, TheBunny wrote:
Erotic - was that the eclipse tonight?

Nice pic!

I spent a couple of hours outside in the dark, furtively pointing my equipment at the night sky. Never taken the time to watch a total eclipse of the heart moon before.

http://i12.tinypic.com/2uswgtx_th.jpg (http://i12.tinypic.com/2uswgtx.jpg)

http://i8.tinypic.com/4bnr4lj_th.jpg (http://i8.tinypic.com/4bnr4lj.jpg)

http://i1.tinypic.com/44b8tq1_th.jpg (http://i1.tinypic.com/44b8tq1.jpg)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Mar 4th, 2007, 1:47pm
"Nothing I can doo(n) /
Total eclipse of the moo(n)"

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Celebrity Sheep on Mar 4th, 2007, 5:18pm

on 03/04/07 at 13:34:48, Erotic_Baubles wrote:
I spent a couple of hours outside in the dark, furtively pointing my equipment at the night sky. Never taken the time to watch a total eclipse of the heart moon before.

http://i12.tinypic.com/2uswgtx_th.jpg (http://i12.tinypic.com/2uswgtx.jpg)

http://i8.tinypic.com/4bnr4lj_th.jpg (http://i8.tinypic.com/4bnr4lj.jpg)

http://i1.tinypic.com/44b8tq1_th.jpg (http://i1.tinypic.com/44b8tq1.jpg)


Yours went red? Crikey. I only saw a black shadow over it here, probably about 90% of it eclipsed, not the whole of the moon.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Mar 4th, 2007, 8:26pm
Waterboys - Whole Of Th-------- has it? oh, sorry

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Mar 4th, 2007, 9:29pm
Pink Floyd - Dark Side Of The Moon (was on our side last night)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Mar 5th, 2007, 9:08am
i was drunk, good job i knew about it or i would have thought i was seeing things. :D

nice pictures, patrick moore ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Mar 5th, 2007, 10:51am
u were seeing things hels, all this is a rouse/ruse(?) to fool you lol


i saw it but only cos my mate texted to tell me after we'd been discussing celeb skating and the various merits of how fit, i mean how skillful andrei,duncan, keiran and t'other one look on the ice!!

duncan to win!!! id be his brolly :P ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Mar 6th, 2007, 12:04am
Answers to Listener's Questions-ah!

What's the earliest known use of the phrase 'biggedybong'?

I was watching a Hancock video this weekend (rock 'n' roll), and Hancock uses it to describe the sound of the train in The Train Journey (original transmission date 23/10/59).  Can that be beaten?  I was quite surprised to find that it wasn't a Mark and Lard original.

Title: BiddleyRe: random craic.
Post by Neil_B on Mar 6th, 2007, 8:41am
I thought it came from "Pass The Dutchie" by Musical Youth :

"Biddley biddley bong"

Well, almost...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Mar 6th, 2007, 10:21pm
Hmm, interesting...

*strokes chin*

;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Mar 9th, 2007, 8:06am
i thought it was the drum sound. :'(

or maybe the pounding in my head.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Mar 14th, 2007, 11:35am
ONE FOR THE MUSICOLOGISTS:

anyone have an idea of where i can find out the mid-week album chart placings? i think they are out on a wednesday...i just want to see how my future husband is doing up against the young scouse ghet ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Mar 16th, 2007, 10:41am
lol


id give woolies a miss they only sell the crap type of music that charts.

isnit cold today ???

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Mar 16th, 2007, 10:46am
its reet warm down ere! ah the bootiful south lol

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Mar 16th, 2007, 10:48am
im freezing :'(


jammy gits down south. ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Mar 16th, 2007, 10:58am
Yes lovely, I'm only wearing a T-shirt, and the window's open an' all!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Mar 16th, 2007, 11:01am
dont tell me fibs :o

the sky is grey, the wind is howling, it looks like rain and its cold and damp :'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Mar 16th, 2007, 11:02am
Thats the original opening line to wuthering heights i believe ;D

only wearing a tshirt solarman,that sounds a bit dodgy ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Mar 16th, 2007, 11:07am
podía usted pasarme los platos por favor ;D ;D


if i get his phone number do you want it lou? lol.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Mar 16th, 2007, 11:08am
You spotted it, though

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Mar 16th, 2007, 11:37am

on 03/16/07 at 11:07:43, helen wrote:
podía usted pasarme los platos por favor ;D ;D


if i get his phone number do you want it lou? lol.


depends what he looks like,his age and his marital status, i dont just throw meself at anybody ;D (no i DONT ;D)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Mar 16th, 2007, 11:59am

on 03/16/07 at 11:08:07, Solarman wrote:
You spotted it, though

If the t-shirt were longer that would never have happened.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Mar 16th, 2007, 1:22pm
message for yeh toeknee

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Mar 16th, 2007, 9:38pm
ahh comic relief........ i am sat in a bath of beans as you read this!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Mar 16th, 2007, 10:26pm
Hmmmm, my avatar still hasn't caught up with me, but when I've been logged on at work, it's there!  Can everyone see it now...?  Is it just me that can't see it?  ???

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Mar 16th, 2007, 11:22pm
I can see it.


on 03/16/07 at 21:38:52, mystic wrote:
ahh comic relief........ i am sat in a bath of beans as you read this!!

You're not, are you.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Mar 17th, 2007, 1:11am

on 03/16/07 at 23:22:01, Solarman wrote:
I can see it.


Aaaaargh! I'm partially blind!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Mar 17th, 2007, 1:40am
get the lights when yez are finished ....cheers


safety first

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Mar 17th, 2007, 7:12am
can you belive im going to work at this time of NIGHT  to feed some spoiled kids?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Mar 17th, 2007, 9:38am
If Tabatha doesn't get her organic gruel, there'll be trouble!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Mar 19th, 2007, 2:03pm
does anyone here use bebo ?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by DC on Mar 19th, 2007, 2:13pm

on 03/19/07 at 14:03:07, mystic wrote:
does anyone here use bebo ?

i have heard of such a thing. the myth says it's for chavs and hoodrats.
33 pages of this thread and i haven't a clue of what it's about!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Mar 19th, 2007, 2:21pm
to mystic:

"pavements hurt" oh dear did u have a calamity too?!!?!! new thread/club waiting to be formed methinks ;D

also - just heard marc say he's got his mystic head on tonight (still listening to last fri's show) - were you therefore headless last friday??!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Mar 19th, 2007, 2:28pm
possibly..... i put pavements after seeing your little message  ;D nice to be nice ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Mar 19th, 2007, 2:32pm
oh i see :) i tought maybe you'd become acquainted with one on paddy day

surely paddy day is a racist term anyway??!!! ;D

still we've already had taffy day ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Mar 19th, 2007, 2:33pm
lamp posts hurt too ...this is me on a drunk night out
http://s18.photobucket.com/albums/b149/mysticmuzza/?action=view&current=meandlamp.flv

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Mar 19th, 2007, 2:43pm
im afraid u appear highly pixellated ;D

my speciality is falling down stairs when p**t, due to spending first 22 years of my life living in a bungalow, ive never really got used to them now even in my two-up two-down batchelorette pad ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Celebrity Sheep on Mar 19th, 2007, 9:12pm

on 03/19/07 at 14:21:52, littlemissmosher wrote:
to mystic:

"pavements hurt" oh dear did u have a calamity too?!!?!! new thread/club waiting to be formed methinks ;D

also - just heard marc say he's got his mystic head on tonight (still listening to last fri's show) - were you therefore headless last friday??!!


I thought you just couldn't get to grips with Pavement, what with you being a mosher 'n all that gubbins...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Mar 19th, 2007, 10:51pm

on 03/19/07 at 14:43:55, littlemissmosher wrote:
p**t

Poet isn't a naughty word!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Mar 20th, 2007, 8:52am
Nor are Pant, Pent, Pint or Punt.

But "falling downstairs when poet"? Didn't the stairs scan properly or summat?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Mar 20th, 2007, 10:13am
it was shorthand for PISSED! LOL

that would explain the lack of get well soon cards then ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by DC on Mar 20th, 2007, 5:34pm

on 03/19/07 at 14:13:49, DC wrote:
334 pages of this thread and i haven't a clue of what it's about!


Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Mar 21st, 2007, 7:41am

on 03/19/07 at 14:33:41, mystic wrote:
lamp posts hurt too ...this is me on a drunk night out
http://s18.photobucket.com/albums/b149/mysticmuzza/?action=view&current=meandlamp.flv

me and my sprog are loao ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Mar 21st, 2007, 7:42am

on 03/20/07 at 17:34:49, DC wrote:


lol.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Mar 21st, 2007, 7:48am
;Di could be happier, to know a more mental bunch of people ;D ;Dthan you guys.


my dog had her lady bits taken away today.


i bought a death star that opens out to the star wars story..........for 70p :o :o and i wasnt even 10p short. ;D

this time next week i will be off work for half term. ;D

someone told me at work yesterday that if you put space dust on your lady garden button, its better than a rampent rabbit. :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Mar 21st, 2007, 7:50am

on 03/21/07 at 07:48:30, helen wrote:


someone told me at work yesterday that if you put space dust on your lady garden button, its better than a rampent rabbit. :P



also Alka-Seltzer does the trick too.

or so ive been told :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Mar 21st, 2007, 9:04am

on 03/21/07 at 07:48:30, helen wrote:
lady garden button

Lol!  ;D  Never heard it called that before!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Mar 21st, 2007, 9:07am

on 03/21/07 at 07:48:30, helen wrote:
someone told me at work yesterday that if you put space dust on your lady garden button, its better than a rampent rabbit. :P


And they told you this at work?  Posh school my arse!  ;D  Sounds like a conversation overheard at my boys public school, we get parents fighting outside the classes and allsorts down there.  Apparently, rubbing Vicks on your testicles while on an E is supposed to have a similar effect.  :o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Mar 21st, 2007, 10:01am
rubbing vick's what on yer testicles?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Mar 21st, 2007, 10:11am
sounds  scary and painful to me :D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Mar 21st, 2007, 10:16am

on 03/21/07 at 10:01:00, littlemissmosher wrote:
rubbing vick's what on yer testicles?


Boom Boom!   ;D I knew someone would...  ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Mar 21st, 2007, 1:45pm

on 03/21/07 at 10:16:49, Jay wrote:
Boom Boom!

It probably would have that effect. Ouch

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Mar 21st, 2007, 2:06pm

on 03/21/07 at 10:16:49, Jay wrote:
Boom Boom!


Aaaaand we're back to Toni Basil Brush, as featured on the The Artists We Hate thread.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Mar 21st, 2007, 2:37pm
1p on a litre of cider? gordon is a dead man ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Mar 21st, 2007, 2:53pm
PS im now online and available for budget information and interpretation should anyone require any.

im a mere £44 an hour ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Mar 21st, 2007, 2:56pm
2p reduction on income tax... sounds sh*t to me... Will it be enough to make a difference I'll notice on my wages...?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Mar 21st, 2007, 2:58pm
probably nope because the 10% band is being withdrawn!
funny how that little fact has not received QUITE so much attention as the 2p cut has >:(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Mar 21st, 2007, 3:05pm
The DASTARDS!!  >:(  And there was me thinking I was gonna be a rich man!  >:(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Mar 21st, 2007, 3:20pm
he's done the same for business - the 10% small company band is up to 22% but he's cut the standard 30% rate down to 28%, ie the fat cats get fatter and the small businessman/sole trader/private company getx taxed more than double! its an outrage really >:(


yes i know its not 6tax

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Mar 22nd, 2007, 7:29am
obi wan has been for her lady bits taken away yesterday. :'(


i i i i i i i think shes in a bit of a strop with me about it. :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Mar 22nd, 2007, 9:33am
Well she would be.

Why did Gordon put 1p on a PINT of beer, but 1p on a LITRE of cider? Can't make up his mind if we're in Europe...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Mar 22nd, 2007, 10:00am
lol ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Mar 22nd, 2007, 10:01am
that new killers song, do you think they are sounding abit like skel and erk?   ;D

listen, near to the end. 8)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Mar 22nd, 2007, 10:13am

on 03/22/07 at 09:33:58, Solarman wrote:
Well she would be.

Why did Gordon put 1p on a PINT of beer, but 1p on a LITRE of cider? Can't make up his mind if we're in Europe...


wimps n jessies drink beer in pints, the hardcore drinkers, tramps, etc drink it in litres ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Mar 22nd, 2007, 10:14am
As a jessy, I can drink more pints than you can drink litres.

(thinks - hope I don't have to demonstrate - she can probably out-drink me in metric - have to rely on the independent assessor having a few too, and losing count)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Mar 23rd, 2007, 10:06pm
genius =  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ia__1d_rM

;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Mar 23rd, 2007, 10:23pm

on 03/23/07 at 22:06:37, mystic wrote:
genius =  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ia__1d_rM

;D


Quality!  I heard Jo "The Pro" Whiley talking about this a day or 2 ago and forgot to check it out when I got in.  Cheers Mystic!
:D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Mar 23rd, 2007, 10:30pm
Complete randomness, but THIS is the 10'000st post in the General Chat threads!  Yay!  8)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by cwm on Mar 23rd, 2007, 10:34pm
Yay indeed. For postherity, or owt:

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/c.millinship/bbgen10000.jpg

;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Mar 24th, 2007, 10:19pm

on 03/23/07 at 22:06:37, mystic wrote:
genius =  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ia__1d_rM

;D



I think it summed up most of the Z-listers motives for clambering over themselves to feel good about themselves.

It was quite ssssssssssssssickeng to see that dreadful McColl/Cotton/Thornton woman going all cow eyed every time an appeal came on the VT.

Don't get me wrong about this but half the reason that there is atrocities like this is due to oppressive routines & corrupt governments.
If this was in some way dealt with then the need for these nonentities to hit the headlines would there?.

I watched the show getting more & more angry about this.
Throwing money at the problem is a mere stone in an ocean in the grand scheme of things.


Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Mar 26th, 2007, 12:19pm
jamie oliver bit is very funny...... just to let you all know i will be away from wed night as im off to america ....do do d  do do d merica.....  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Mar 26th, 2007, 1:45pm
today of all days ;D.....i've hoisted summet up on daytime(radio1's message board)for you're amusement

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Mar 26th, 2007, 3:37pm
where abouts in the states are yeh going?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Mar 26th, 2007, 3:53pm
flying to chicago , then onto miami .....staying the night in the hilton ( no joke we thought why not!) then the next day going to florida... ! nice !

anyone want a free holiday to ireland? need someone to look after my fish for 8 days ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Mar 26th, 2007, 4:00pm
niiiiiiiice business/pleasure?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Mar 26th, 2007, 8:17pm

on 03/26/07 at 15:53:22, mystic wrote:
need someone to look after my fish for 8 days ;D

Fish are fine to leave for a week!  Have fun!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Mar 26th, 2007, 8:58pm
its true, my pal went away for 3weeks and i was in charge of the fish.


only one died in all that time.


it had to be the biggest and nicest that died didnt it ::) ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Mar 26th, 2007, 8:59pm
oh i forgot to say " enjoy" and try and see whats happening on lost for us. :D


mmm jack or sayer, saywer or jack.

it always goes back to that.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Mar 29th, 2007, 4:59pm
please tell me scott mills has just lied to my lugs.


HE CANNOT HAVE SAID THAT BOUNCY K(NO NEED)WLES AND s**tKIRA ARE ON THE SAME SONG. :o :o


how much s**te can be on one record. >:(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Mar 29th, 2007, 5:11pm
I just heard a bit of Steve Wright on R2, he had Alistair Macgowan in and I'm sure they said that earlier in the show he did an impression of Mark Radcliffe...  Did anyone hear it?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Mar 29th, 2007, 8:33pm

on 03/21/07 at 10:01:00, littlemissmosher wrote:
rubbing vick's what on yer testicles?



I think I'll just go & try that.

Back in a bit.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Mar 29th, 2007, 8:40pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!.


IT BURNS!.


Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Mar 29th, 2007, 8:42pm
Is Deep Heat the same as Vicks?.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Mar 30th, 2007, 1:03pm
books im going to read on hols are;

ann(E) frank
schinders ark(C)

THINK ANYONE WILL WANNA TALK TO US. ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Mar 30th, 2007, 3:42pm
probably not hels but not cause of your choice of literature ;D

ooh rufus' new song twice in one day (both mark n marc have played it since wed n im still catching up) - love it!!!
any opinions - is he a god or a gimp?

wish i were a boy and gay or owt when i see him, then id be in with a shot, so to speak ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Mar 30th, 2007, 5:25pm

on 03/30/07 at 15:42:44, littlemissmosher wrote:
any opinions - is he a god or a gimp?

clearly both!
Haven't heard it yet, plenty catching up to do on this week's shows.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Mar 30th, 2007, 5:45pm
ooh rufus again - im overcome lol, mr riley you spoil us ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Mar 31st, 2007, 6:11pm
Ah, Rufus....  <sigh>

I've only just realised that Craig Charles broadcasts from Marc's studio.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by cwm on Mar 31st, 2007, 6:34pm
Just had a look, never knew that. To be honest I thought that show was usually on tape.

What`s that over the webcam? Craig can`t be camera shy can he?

:-/

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Mar 31st, 2007, 6:39pm
Dunno.  The first shot was okay.  Maybe CC doesn't want the world to know that he doesn't actually do the DJing (I am assuming that that's the man in the guest seat).

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Mar 31st, 2007, 9:08pm
Seen on a trailer on the M40 yesterday afternoon (northbound, jn12, 15:52, since you ask), a blue saloon car with a plate stating "RATTY'S"

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Mar 31st, 2007, 9:35pm

on 03/31/07 at 18:34:50, cwm wrote:
What`s that over the webcam? Craig can`t be camera shy can he?

:-/


Maybe he's just lit another crack-pipe, doesn't want the public to see...  ;D  (Was it crack he was caught smoking a while ago.... I may have that wrong...  :-/)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Mar 31st, 2007, 9:57pm
No, absolutely correct, and it wasn't random crack either.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Apr 1st, 2007, 1:30pm

on 03/31/07 at 21:08:12, Solarman wrote:
Seen on a trailer on the M40 yesterday afternoon (northbound, jn12, 15:52, since you ask), a blue saloon car with a plate stating "RATTY'S"

http://i9.tinypic.com/2pzfs6f.jpg

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 2nd, 2007, 11:37am
*stupid voice* "keviiiiiiiin!!"

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by cwm on Apr 2nd, 2007, 3:13pm
Apropos of nothing, but there is a white dog stool outside, just behind where I park the van. Just noticed it in the grass - havn`t seen one of them for years. Are these making a comeback? I know retro is "in" or summat, but didn`t realise it went *that* far!

:P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 2nd, 2007, 4:55pm
anyone here had root canal surgery?
i had part one done last week n its finished tomorrow - should i expect a world of hurt after the jab has worn off?!
bearing in mind ive had 3 wisdom teeth out over the years it should be a doddle, i hope!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 3rd, 2007, 5:57pm
have i spotted the comedy god that is frankie boyle/doyle (?) off mock the week on a trailer for a bbc3 show called rush hour?! it didnt really look like him but it certainly sounded like him. anyone seen it? worth watching? ive had a freeview box but so far ive only used it to listen to marc when not at work!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Vegi on Apr 3rd, 2007, 5:59pm

on 04/02/07 at 15:13:25, cwm wrote:
Apropos of nothing, but there is a white dog stool outside, just behind where I park the van. Just noticed it in the grass - havn`t seen one of them for years.



Has David Attenbrough been informed? I reckon you should try and pick it up and put it in a box Cwn, be careful though as it is very delicate. ::)then take it to the nearest sanctuary. :)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by cwm on Apr 3rd, 2007, 7:17pm
I went back for a look earlier (actually just needed summat out of the van) and the council have been round with the mowers - it`s all gone. Probably scattered into the wind.

Digital camera died recently too, so I couldn`t even send a photo to the Sancuary for Abandoned White Dog Stools for their records. Or Vic Reeves, who apparently has an interest in these things too.

Aww...  :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Apr 3rd, 2007, 8:35pm
greetings from florida, its 3.35pm here im watching the footy with a bud light and chips (crisps to us ) and its bloody warm

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Apr 3rd, 2007, 9:18pm
Could the white poo have been some guerilla marketing for Life on Mars Bar I wonder...

If there starts a rash of BBC newsflashes of people's clackers exploding then that's probably the case.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Apr 3rd, 2007, 11:48pm
hey mystic could yeh pop into hooters for me ...i left summet ther last year ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Apr 3rd, 2007, 11:58pm
i think i found it.......huge boobs :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Apr 4th, 2007, 9:19pm

on 04/02/07 at 16:55:48, littlemissmosher wrote:
anyone here had root canal surgery?
i had part one done last week n its finished tomorrow - should i expect a world of hurt after the jab has worn off?!
bearing in mind ive had 3 wisdom teeth out over the years it should be a doddle, i hope!

ah so youve had a prick in your mouth ;D :P

:P

hope your laughing lou didnt mean to be sooo rude.


i i i i  would like to know (in a jim mcdonald style) if your having a good time there mystic?  so you are?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Apr 5th, 2007, 12:52am
having a ball......no wonder americans are huge, the foods mental!! of to bush gardens thu , then travelling back fri, should be back in dublin sat morning .... :'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Apr 5th, 2007, 12:54am
i love the way its 2moro as i write this! someone send me the lottery results  ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 5th, 2007, 8:38am
Lottery numbers are at the bottom of the screen for you, and are 1, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 5th, 2007, 5:14pm

on 04/04/07 at 21:19:13, helen wrote:
ah so youve had a prick in your mouth ;D :P

:P

hope your laughing lou didnt mean to be sooo rude.

;D ;D part 2 were worse, i dont think he got QUITE all the nerves out first go and i didnt get a jab this time!!! fine two hours later though, been chomping toffees, muesli, apples galore all pain-free for first time in ages ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 6th, 2007, 9:51am
the cat me and mum share joint custody of just brought in a freshly deceased bunny rabbit for me, not my idea of an easter bunny gift n really not something i should have to deal with at such an early hour, put me right off my toasted banana and aero sticky toffee toastie!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Apr 6th, 2007, 12:14pm
i got this from tony blair yesterday.......

Bob Paisley's achievements in football were remarkable. It is easy to see why so many people want to see his record formally recognised.

This has been underlined by the thousands of people who have signed the e-petition on the No 10 website calling for him to be granted a posthumous knighthood.

But this is simply not possible. A knighthood is an honour only given during someone's lifetime. Unlike bravery awards and medals, they have never been granted posthumously.

Formally, this is because the recipients of knighthoods are admitted into a particular Order when they attend an Investiture ceremony in person.

In practical terms, however, it would also be impossible to decide which of thousands of figures in our country's history, who were not knighted during their lifetimes, should retrospectively deserve such recognition.

For example, there are already similar e-petition campaigns for posthumous knighthoods for football managers Bill Shankley, Brian Clough, Jock Stein and Bill Nicholson.

But strong cases could also be made for many other high-achieving sports figures as well as authors, scientists and others who were not knighted during their lifetimes. Charles Darwin, Captain Cook, RJ Mitchell, who created the Spitfire, John Lennon and even William Shakespeare are just a few of those who were not honoured in this way while they lived.

The fact they were not knighted, however, does not in any way detract from the contribution they made to this country. Their lives and achievements have each been celebrated and remembered in many other ways. But a knighthood is, however, not possible for someone, no matter how accomplished, who is no longer able to receive it.

Yours sincerely,
Tony Blair


what an arse!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Apr 6th, 2007, 12:16pm
well this is my last trans-atlantic post before i travel back to ireland.......this is mystic sighning off....07.15 am (about 11am there)

im going to be so jet laged.....leave jfk at 5pm and land in dub at 9am sat morning  :'( :'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 6th, 2007, 7:49pm
What's so  :'( about Dublin you spoilt person? All things are relative. Compared to where we are now, I suppose many of us would like to be in Dublin.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Celebrity Sheep on Apr 6th, 2007, 9:05pm

on 04/06/07 at 12:14:18, mystic wrote:
i got this from tony blair yesterday.......

Bob Paisley's achievements in football were remarkable. It is easy to see why so many people want to see his record formally recognised.

This has been underlined by the thousands of people who have signed the e-petition on the No 10 website calling for him to be granted a posthumous knighthood.

But this is simply not possible. A knighthood is an honour only given during someone's lifetime. Unlike bravery awards and medals, they have never been granted posthumously.

Formally, this is because the recipients of knighthoods are admitted into a particular Order when they attend an Investiture ceremony in person.

In practical terms, however, it would also be impossible to decide which of thousands of figures in our country's history, who were not knighted during their lifetimes, should retrospectively deserve such recognition.

For example, there are already similar e-petition campaigns for posthumous knighthoods for football managers Bill Shankley, Brian Clough, Jock Stein and Bill Nicholson.

But strong cases could also be made for many other high-achieving sports figures as well as authors, scientists and others who were not knighted during their lifetimes. Charles Darwin, Captain Cook, RJ Mitchell, who created the Spitfire, John Lennon and even William Shakespeare are just a few of those who were not honoured in this way while they lived.

The fact they were not knighted, however, does not in any way detract from the contribution they made to this country. Their lives and achievements have each been celebrated and remembered in many other ways. But a knighthood is, however, not possible for someone, no matter how accomplished, who is no longer able to receive it.

Yours sincerely,
Tony Blair


what an arse!!


It's OK to give a knighthood to Elton John, Sean Connery, Tom Jones, etc., but not to people who have really achieved something. There were also calls for Johnny Wilkinson to be knighted because of one kick of the ball, and I'm sure the celebrity-obsessed git would have done it had people not said "he's too young".

Both Stein and Shankley were not considered good enough to be knighted (they came from Lanarkshire mining villages, after all), which I think is a disgrace (though I actually think the whole idea of honours is so outdated it should have gone in the days of Shakespeare). I presume that Matt Busby (similar background to Shankley and Stein) was knighted because he was the manager of the 1968 team as well as the one involved in the Munich air crash? At least I hope that's the reason, as Jock Stein's achievements up to the 1967 European cup win were more than worthy of a higher honour than the CBE he eventually received. I'm sure that, if Alf Ramsay had been a club manager instead of the England coach, he'd not have been able to claim that his team won every competition they entered in season 66-67. However, like Bliar, Wilson was a celebrity-obsessed t**t, and would gain a great deal more kudos from honouring the England coach than the manager of a provincial club like Liverpool, never mind that of a Scottish team. Like I say, I presume Busby was knighted for the sympathy factor. Stein should have been honoured in the same way at the same time.

I found this bit hilarious: "Charles Darwin, Captain Cook, RJ Mitchell, who created the Spitfire, John Lennon and even William Shakespeare...". Perhaps an historian could tell me the relationshop between Bill Shakespeare and the monarch of the day (Elizabeth I?) and could tell me about RJ Mitchell's background (e.g., was he a grammar school boy or a public schoolboy, and was he well in with the upper echelons of government and society or just an engineer with dirty hands?). As for John Lennon, he was hated by the establishment for his anti-war stance and didn't exactly endear himself to anyone when he handed back his MBE!

Bliar is talking s**t, but, sadly, those kinds of honours are not awarded posthumously. I mean, how can they give big bribes to Labour if they are dead.

Bob Paisley, RIP. He truly was a great man.

Sorry, missed a bit. I don't know what Bill Nicholson achieved. Any Spurs fans about who can enlighten me?


Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 6th, 2007, 10:11pm

on 04/06/07 at 21:05:33, Celebrity Sheep wrote:
I mean, how can they give big bribes to Labour if they are dead.

What's happening about the cash for honours police investigation? I thought they were going to 'fess up late Feb / early March. Perhaps Bliar has bribed them to keep schtum until he's stepped down.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jocksy S on Apr 6th, 2007, 10:43pm
I just don't agree elevating people above others by giving them knighthoods and honours.

And dead people don't have the chance to reject them.

I thought the recent actions of Jim Devine MP in trying to get Jock Stein a knighthood was a shallow ploy to win votes. However, I think Jim Devine is alright, he seems to speak out for his principles often, unlike the nameless, faceless, silent bloke that represents my constituency.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Neil_B on Apr 6th, 2007, 10:52pm

on 04/06/07 at 22:43:16, Jocksy S wrote:
I just don't agree elevating people above others by giving them knighthoods and honours.

And dead people don't have the chance to reject them.

I thought the recent actions of Jim Devine MP in trying to get Jock Stein a knighthood was a shallow ploy to win votes. However, I think Jim Devine is alright, he seems to speak out for his principles often, unlike the nameless, faceless, silent bloke that represents my constituency.


Any relation to Sidney Devine who did "Scotland Forever"  ???

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Apr 9th, 2007, 2:34pm
raf.....got your message listening online now ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Apr 10th, 2007, 7:40pm
fandabbydozy

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 10th, 2007, 10:12pm
Voxpop in today's news, in a piece about access to the sex offenders register;

"We should be told about these paedeophiles."

I rewound it to double check that's what she said.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Vegi on Apr 14th, 2007, 2:25am
Isnt it coming up to the Anniversary of the big BBng Crash. ::) Perhaps DC or Raf will know, as they were present on that Momentous occasion. ;D


Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 14th, 2007, 1:14pm
April 28, 2 weeks today

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Celebrity Sheep on Apr 14th, 2007, 5:24pm

on 04/14/07 at 13:14:19, Solarman wrote:
April 28, 2 weeks today


Really? It doesn't feel like a year. This time last year, I was on a delayed Virgin train from London to Glasgow. That journey felt like it lasted a year.

Lovely weather we're having, don't you think?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 14th, 2007, 6:29pm
Superb. Still 20 degC out there, at 6pm in mid April. Very odd. I remember snow in April 1986.

I once spent a very hot afternoon on a Virgin 125 from Brum Brum to Glasgow, with our (then) very young children. It stopped in a field outside Stafford for 25 airless minutes. I was nodding off; I daydreamed I saw a sheep typing on a keyboard. Ludicrous.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Apr 15th, 2007, 11:01am
loony!  ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Apr 15th, 2007, 12:44pm

on 04/14/07 at 13:14:19, Solarman wrote:
April 28, 2 weeks today


My mums birthday as well, well reminded!  :)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Celebrity Sheep on Apr 15th, 2007, 3:28pm

on 04/14/07 at 18:29:05, Solarman wrote:
Superb. Still 20 degC out there, at 6pm in mid April. Very odd. I remember snow in April 1986.

I once spent a very hot afternoon on a Virgin 125 from Brum Brum to Glasgow, with our (then) very young children. It stopped in a field outside Stafford for 25 airless minutes. I was nodding off; I daydreamed I saw a sheep typing on a keyboard. Ludicrous.


According to the BBC, it was snowing in April 2006, too.

Well, I'm sure a sheep, cloven hooves and all, would make a better typist than me. I'm thinking of getting one in to do all my secretarial work. I may even get a centipede in to do my accounts, too.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 15th, 2007, 3:50pm
Get a millipede, they're 10 times better

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Apr 16th, 2007, 3:02am
And made of chocolate (http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/photo.day.php?ID=33812).

I spent several hours of Sunday on a very warm hillside watching motorcars. Sheep were present but they were merely ordinary ones.

http://i17.tinypic.com/34770uf_th.jpg (http://i17.tinypic.com/34770uf.jpg)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 16th, 2007, 7:21pm
how do i change my avatar to a pic ive got on my computer? getting fed up with my twin sister xena ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Apr 16th, 2007, 10:21pm
If you ask Erotic nicely, give him your chosen piccy and he'll sort it for you.  He's nice like that.  :)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Apr 16th, 2007, 11:41pm
If you email it to erotic_baubles AT hotmail.com I'll get it changed.

It better not be a picture of Ben Mills.  :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Apr 17th, 2007, 12:06am
hi.

whats the craic then? have i missed out?

missed having the criac with you all :-* :-*

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Apr 17th, 2007, 9:12am
Welcome back Hels!  Did you have a good 'un?

The "craic" here has mostly been about Marks move to 8pm with Stuart Maconie... and soldering irons.  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 17th, 2007, 11:07am

on 04/17/07 at 00:06:43, helen wrote:
hi.

whats the craic then? have i missed out?

missed having the criac with you all :-* :-*



oh you've not much missed much, im just meeting the man of my dreams next wednesday night :P
you are all invited to the wedding ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Apr 17th, 2007, 11:38am
welcome back hel's hope you had a good one !

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Apr 17th, 2007, 11:39am
never mind dates - 9 days till i see BEN MILLS IN THE FLESH!!!!!! oh yesh job'll be a good'un

in 9 days i will not be meeting ben mills in the flesh...i win  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic on Apr 17th, 2007, 11:40am
L L M ...did you get your pic sorted? if not go to photobucket....thats who i use , and its easy to upload a pic.....

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 17th, 2007, 12:04pm
oh i havent had chance to decide what pic i want yet, let alone what to do with it. need to arrange a photoshoot ;D anyone got an airbrusher

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Apr 17th, 2007, 12:45pm
*ahem* (http://www.biggedybong.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?action=display;board=mark_rad;num=1176546429;start=30#43)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 17th, 2007, 2:17pm
well ive always had a thing for pirates ::)

is it just me or is the manics new single an absolute corker?! did think it was chrissie hynde the first time i heard it though, but its the cardigans songstress ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 17th, 2007, 5:34pm

on 04/17/07 at 00:06:43, helen wrote:
hi.

Hiiiiiiiiiiii

Where you been this time eh?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Apr 17th, 2007, 10:07pm

on 04/17/07 at 11:07:26, littlemissmosher wrote:
oh you've not much missed much, im just meeting the man of my dreams next wednesday night :P
you are all invited to the wedding ;D



well this is good news.
should i go on a diet and buy a hat? ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by pixiedancer on Apr 17th, 2007, 10:22pm

Quote:
is it just me or is the manics new single an absolute corker?! did think it was chrissie hynde the first time i heard it though, but its the cardigans songstress ;D


it's alright...it aint Motorcycle Emptiness though is it  :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 17th, 2007, 10:37pm
No. Motorcycle Emptiness is Motorcycle Emptiness

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Apr 17th, 2007, 10:59pm
littlemissmosher said

is it just me or is the manics new single an absolute corker?! did think it was chrissie hynde the first time i heard it though, but its the cardigans songstress ;D


mr helens been playing it for weeks he loves it. im a tad sick of it now............but it is a good song.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 18th, 2007, 2:19am

on 04/17/07 at 22:22:55, pixiedancer wrote:
it's alright...it aint Motorcycle Emptiness though is it  :P

It's a good point well put.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by pixiedancer on Apr 18th, 2007, 9:31am
Ta! ;)


...and having heard it for about the gazillionth time this morning...i actually dont like it all that much - whats with all the repeating? all the repeating?  ::)

i was a huge fan back in the day (in a area) but their latter stuff could be played on Radio Double1 and noone would bat an eye lid....

<handfart>

perhaps its a grower  :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 18th, 2007, 9:47am
I'm not with Mark's "recent albums disappointing" viewpoint, "Lifeblood" is a cracker, how can you beat "1985" and "Cardiff Afterlife".

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 18th, 2007, 10:14am

on 04/17/07 at 22:07:14, helen wrote:
well this is good news.
should i go on a diet and buy a hat? ;D



yes definitely - its already being planned, the barrels of chardonnay lambrini (well im not made of money ;D)have been ordered already ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 18th, 2007, 10:18am
and i have a back up plan:

last night's date (third in less than a week but im not showing off or owt ;D) was average until we were talking about radio and he said the following:

"well radio 1 has been rubbish since MARK N LARD left"

so needless to say the wedding's next saturday, all bb'ers are invited:
bridesmaids: hels, bunny
page boy: raf
ushers: solarman and jay

rsvp ;D ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 18th, 2007, 10:20am
Pint of Ushers!? Where do I present myself!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 18th, 2007, 11:00am
i dunno yet, he's from kent so anywhere around there that is picturesque, i'll be bringing my family and friends up from somerset in a minibus, not got many ;Dplus as he owns a marquee business we'd get all that for free, im not daft u know.

or deluded ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 18th, 2007, 11:10am
When are you going to tell him about Ben?

("There were 3 of us in that marriage")

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 18th, 2007, 11:13am
oh i thought you meant the plan A wedding to ben lol, this other chap is just plan B ;D ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 18th, 2007, 11:33am
Good to have a backup plan! Shame to waste the minibus - just tell the driver where to go - guests to leave the greetings cards blank for now

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Apr 18th, 2007, 11:52am

on 04/18/07 at 10:18:08, littlemissmosher wrote:
ushers: solarman and jay

rsvp ;D ;D


Yay!  Count me in!
;D

Always the usher, never the groom.  ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 18th, 2007, 12:22pm
and lo a new variation of a catchphrase on an existing one was born

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 18th, 2007, 12:36pm

on 04/18/07 at 10:18:08, littlemissmosher wrote:
and i have a back up plan:

last night's date (third in less than a week but im not showing off or owt ;D) was average until we were talking about radio and he said the following:

"well radio 1 has been rubbish since MARK N LARD left"

so needless to say the wedding's next saturday, all bb'ers are invited:
bridesmaids: hels, bunny
page boy: raf
ushers: solarman and jay

rsvp ;D ;D

He's the one! Bag him before he gets away!

Aw, I'm flattered you'd choose me as a bridesmaid.  I'll try not to fall over or anything.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 18th, 2007, 12:48pm
a friend of mine tripped up the step at the entrance to where she got married, she confessed later she was half cut :o great start to a shoddy marriage :(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Apr 18th, 2007, 2:16pm
funny enough i just sacked me concrete printers the other day BUT that was for a shoddy step >:(


p.s cheers HELON got yeh postcard this morning 8)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 18th, 2007, 7:18pm
update - the chief bridesmaid, her daughter and another one (yes so ive got 5, so what) will only wear pink - hope this ok by you, hels and bunny? ;D

oh bugger, hello magazine is on the phone again...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 18th, 2007, 7:40pm

on 04/18/07 at 19:18:21, littlemissmosher wrote:
update - the chief bridesmaid, her daughter and another one (yes so ive got 5, so what) will only wear pink - hope this ok by you, hels and bunny? ;D

oh bugger, hello magazine is on the phone again...

Pink is fine as long as you don't separate me from my pint of mild and Capstan Full Strength.

I understand Viz offer a good price for wedding photos.

I've just had a bit of a whirlwind romance.  Must be the time of year.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 18th, 2007, 7:46pm
well we all know what bunnies get up to in spring :P

i know, i reckon that why ive got so many dates lined up, spring is in the air ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Apr 18th, 2007, 8:03pm
Will you be aiming to catch the bouquet TheBunny?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 18th, 2007, 8:06pm
The "eyewitness" centrespread in today's Guardian is of this place (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?client=public&GridE=-1.13460&GridN=52.86110&lon=-1.13460&lat=52.86110&search_result=Bunny%2C%20Nottinghamshire&db=freegaz&keepicon=true&lang=&place=Bunny%2C%20Nottinghamshire&pc=&advanced=&client=public&addr2=&quicksearch=bunny&addr3=&scale=100000&addr1=), which seems to be a beautiful woodland glade carpeted with bluebells. Nice place you live, Buns!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Apr 18th, 2007, 8:15pm
With Batman for a neighbour to boot!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 18th, 2007, 9:02pm

on 04/18/07 at 20:03:43, Erotic_Baubles wrote:
Will you be aiming to catch the bouquet TheBunny?

He mentioned that actually.  After four days.  I laughed at the fact that he's actually thought about what will happen after his visa runs out in two years time!  Maybe he only likes me for my passport.


on 04/18/07 at 20:06:47, Solarman wrote:
The "eyewitness" centrespread in today's Guardian is of this place (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?client=public&GridE=-1.13460&GridN=52.86110&lon=-1.13460&lat=52.86110&search_result=Bunny%2C%20Nottinghamshire&db=freegaz&keepicon=true&lang=&place=Bunny%2C%20Nottinghamshire&pc=&advanced=&client=public&addr2=&quicksearch=bunny&addr3=&scale=100000&addr1=), which seems to be a beautiful woodland glade carpeted with bluebells. Nice place you live, Buns!

Ha ha!  I never knew it was a place!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Apr 18th, 2007, 9:43pm
His name's not Gerard (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099699/) is it?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Celebrity Sheep on Apr 18th, 2007, 9:54pm

on 04/18/07 at 14:16:04, raf wrote:
funny enough i just sacked me concrete printers the other day BUT that was for a shoddy step >:(


p.s cheers HELON got yeh postcard this morning 8)


Have you had any other mail?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 18th, 2007, 10:07pm

on 04/18/07 at 21:43:48, Erotic_Baubles wrote:
His name's not Gerard (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099699/) is it?

Heh heh heh.  ;D

I am quite fond of M. Depardieu, actually, even if that filum looks rubbish.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Apr 19th, 2007, 11:02pm

on 04/18/07 at 19:18:21, littlemissmosher wrote:
update - the chief bridesmaid, her daughter and another one (yes so ive got 5, so what) will only wear pink - hope this ok by you, hels and bunny? ;D

oh bugger, hello magazine is on the phone again...



thats fine!! yay i love a good wedding.

i always always cry my eyes out. ;)


p.s. to raf.
i was back before the bloody card!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Apr 19th, 2007, 11:09pm
p.s yeh that's usually the case

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 20th, 2007, 4:11am
Planes don't leave vapour trails in Australia.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Apr 20th, 2007, 10:17am

on 04/20/07 at 04:11:25, TheBunny wrote:
Planes don't leave vapour trails in Australia.



is this true? or some random craic i can say at work to make myself look clever...............and its not true? lol.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Apr 20th, 2007, 10:20am
Not even the flying Doctors? The air is probably as dry as a kangaroo's nadgers so there's little vapour to trail, even with that which comes out of the engines.

(I best add I am only guessing that Skippy's cobblers would be quite arid.)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 20th, 2007, 2:24pm
I was dubious, but I'm led to believe it's true.  EB is right - it's something to do with the atmospheric conditions.

Isn't Mr Rymer down under?  Maybe he could report back for us?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Apr 20th, 2007, 3:01pm
The contrails part is easy but I think he'd want danger money and/or beer before fondling a roo...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 20th, 2007, 3:35pm
When I said "down under" I didn't actually mean to imply that he was under a kangaroo looking up at its undercarriage.  :-/

;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Apr 20th, 2007, 4:46pm
yeah yeh did

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 20th, 2007, 5:00pm

on 04/20/07 at 15:35:23, TheBunny wrote:
When I said "down under" I didn't actually mean to imply that he was under a kangaroo looking up at its undercarriage.  :-/

Glad you cleared that up. Was about to concoct a post quoting "Skippy's cobblers" and "down under" - saved me the bother.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 20th, 2007, 5:14pm
Nah, you may as well.  Isn't it a tradition or an old charter or something?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 20th, 2007, 6:58pm
In this

on 04/20/07 at 10:20:42, Erotic_Baubles wrote:
as dry as Skippy's cobblers...
condition?

on 04/20/07 at 14:24:38, TheBunny wrote:
Isn't Mr Rymer quite arid down under?
Yes!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 20th, 2007, 7:57pm
Err, been on the homebrew, Mr G?  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 20th, 2007, 8:02pm
Actually, just stuck my head in the bin to see if it's done fermentin' yet, got a helluva kick of heady fumes when I inhaled ---- I mean, I didn't inhale, gee no, I kinda caught a whiff of it --- must be nearly ready to decant!

Its gravity is 1018 - blimey charlie. They don't call me Mr_Gravity for nowt tha knows.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 20th, 2007, 8:09pm

on 04/20/07 at 20:02:50, Solarman wrote:
Its gravity is 1018 - blimey charlie. They don't call me Mr_Gravity for nowt tha knows.

Is that a lot?  What does it mean?  Specific gravity, something to do with the strength?  I thought that was a percent?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 20th, 2007, 8:25pm
These days it's all ABV (alcohol by volume). Tsk. Metrication gonna getcha.

Water has a SG of 1000. So does most lager.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 20th, 2007, 8:30pm
Oh right.  Might try some of that if yer offering.  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 20th, 2007, 9:10pm
Apropos of nowt, Dave Haslam's just given away guestlist places for my night.  I should be proud, and yet I still want out.  :-/

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic izzle on Apr 20th, 2007, 9:12pm
do you provide bar based snacks with your homebrew? for example the under rated pepperami ?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 20th, 2007, 9:15pm
its a bit of an animal


what bit they dont say...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 20th, 2007, 9:23pm

on 04/20/07 at 21:15:03, littlemissmosher wrote:
its a bit of an animal


what bit they dont say...

;D

My mother used to say that.

Crisps - salt and vinegar or plain, or chili peanuts for me.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Apr 20th, 2007, 9:31pm
i hate the fact you can only get smokey bacon pringles in little tubs!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Apr 20th, 2007, 10:07pm

on 04/20/07 at 21:10:02, TheBunny wrote:
Apropos of nowt, Dave Haslam's just given away guestlist places for my night.  I should be proud, and yet I still want out.  :-/

Is he diddy?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 20th, 2007, 11:00pm

on 04/20/07 at 22:07:38, Erotic_Baubles wrote:
Is he diddy?

???

I'm not understanding anything anyone says tonight.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Apr 20th, 2007, 11:06pm
Dave Haslam......Dave Hamilton.....Diddy David Hamilton?

I forget who he is right now (Guinness has that effect), but I know the name.

(edit)Aah, Wikipedia to the rescue: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hamilton_(Radio_DJ) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hamilton_(Radio_DJ))


Salt & Vinegar all the way. But also fond of picked onion Monster Munch.

:-/

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 20th, 2007, 11:12pm
David Hamilton - no idea!

Dave Haslam was a DJ at the Haçienda, and now has a programme on XFM Manchester.  He also wrote the brilliant Manchester, England which really needs to be updated.

Dave Haslam is also known to be tall.  Maybe this is what EB was alluding to.

I've never managed to like Guinness.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Apr 20th, 2007, 11:15pm
Wikipedia link added to my other reply, which will explain what my temporarily addled mind is trying to get at. And maybe Mr Gareth`s comment too.


;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 20th, 2007, 11:48pm

on 04/20/07 at 23:12:29, TheBunny wrote:
David Hamilton - no idea!

Best off that way. Radio 2 has evolved. DH preceded Steve Wright by a few millenia.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Neil_B on Apr 21st, 2007, 12:07am

on 04/20/07 at 23:12:29, TheBunny wrote:
David Hamilton - no idea!


Yeah. he was pre-1995  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 21st, 2007, 12:16am
Oh, I get it now!  I skimmed the article, but missed that bit.


on 04/21/07 at 00:07:30, Neil_B wrote:
Yeah. he was pre-1995  ;D

Oi, you!  My signature thingy alludes to a single from 1993, so nerrr.  :P  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Apr 21st, 2007, 12:55am
I should've asked if his Dad is called Ron.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 21st, 2007, 1:40am
Errrr...??  ???

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Apr 21st, 2007, 2:13am
Rocket Ron! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Haslam)

Rest assured I'm not on commision from WikipediaTM - The free encyclopaedia anyone idiot can edit. Honest.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 21st, 2007, 2:44am
Oh right.  ;D

My new version of Firefox (http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/) has a little box that lets you do a search of Wikipedia.  As well as the standard Google search, you can also search BBC News, Amazon and eBay.  It's great, I love it.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Apr 21st, 2007, 12:05pm
Does it spoll chock your typing as well? One version I've got keeps putting red lines under words.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 21st, 2007, 1:48pm
Yeah right but yeah but no but their a lode of bollox

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 21st, 2007, 3:50pm
I can't find any dictionary apart from the US English one, and it doesn't seem to tell you how the word SHOULD be spelled.  Also can't tell you if you have the wrong wort or if your just not making scents.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Neil_B on Apr 21st, 2007, 4:03pm
Oh yeah, Beck  :)

Was it really that early??

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 21st, 2007, 6:58pm
I believe so.  The brief amount of research I did suggested that it was first released in 1993, and then re-appeared as the b-side to Loser.

But I could be wrong.

Hang on, did that just happen?  Did I try to tell The B about when a record was released?  What's going on?  ???

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Neil_B on Apr 21st, 2007, 7:47pm
There's a first for everything  ;D

No I'm sure you're right. It was definitely pre-"Loser" anyway.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:29pm
quite depressed tonight, got no northern tosspot deejay to natter to....

not on that channel anyway!!!! trouble is if i rang macaroni, id be on the pull :o ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:41pm
And you'd get through, and you'd get on air, and you'd get to talk to Stuart not Mark, and the opportunity to ask him out would arise, and he'd accept, and you'd meet and see a movie on his VIP pass, and he'd propose, and you'd wake up with a jolt

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:43pm
welcome to my sad life ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Apr 23rd, 2007, 9:55pm

on 04/23/07 at 19:41:44, Solarman wrote:
And you'd get through, and you'd get on air, and you'd get to talk to Stuart not Mark, and the opportunity to ask him out would arise, and he'd accept, and you'd meet and see a movie on his VIP pass, and he'd propose, and you'd wake up with a jolt



lol.

in this dream am i still bridesmaid lou?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 24th, 2007, 10:09am
er im confused which of my impending betrothals are we on about ;D

im a modern day jane austen novel heroine me (again in my mind ;D)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 24th, 2007, 10:21am
ive got a new hobby - ive joined the hotel chocolat tasting club :P

think ive finally found my vocation, screw accountancy! ;D

*feels sick*

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 25th, 2007, 9:46am
just wondered what opinion anyone on here has of hypnotists/hypnotism with regard to helping with various physical/mental problems of any kind... i know various people (including myself) that have been considering it for various afflictions/addictions and i just wanted to know if anyone here had had any success with such things or if you thought it was a load of old cobblers :)

i don't mind responses via pm if any of you dont want to give an opinion on here, discretion is my middle name (yeah, i had odd parents ;D)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 25th, 2007, 10:33am
Dunno. I'm feeeling sleeepy, very sleeeepy.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 25th, 2007, 10:34am
Sorry - serious question, flippant answer, as usual. I think hypnotism is dangerous as you don't know what unwanted effects might I AM A FROZEN TURKEY result.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 25th, 2007, 10:53am
you? flippant? never!! ::)

may i point out that my question has NOTHING to do with who im seducing seeing tonight

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by pixiedancer on Apr 25th, 2007, 11:04am
i went to see a hypnotists show when i was a kid with my mum and dad - not quite what you're on about but that's me for ya - it was actually quite scary - he put a gasmask on and terrified a young bloke by blowing a balloon up out the mouth bit - weirdo!....perhaps in hindsight i was a little too young!!  :o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 25th, 2007, 11:15am

on 04/25/07 at 10:53:38, littlemissmosher wrote:
may i point out that my question has NOTHING to do with who im seducing seeing tonight

Or who you will remember having seen, tomorrow.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 25th, 2007, 11:59am
I think hypnotsing Mrs Mills with the intention of convincing him that he wants to marry you would be frowned upon...

If there was no way of him ever finding out, though, I think you'll be fine!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 25th, 2007, 12:08pm
ive no interest whatsoever in MRS mills, ive seen his mum and she's not my type ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Neil_B on Apr 25th, 2007, 1:05pm
Is this her? :

http://www.stragula.de/mrsmills.jpg

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 25th, 2007, 1:08pm
Xfm is playing Love Will Tear Us Apart, but the text on the DAB says it's Jump Around.

Just thought I'd share that with you...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 25th, 2007, 2:21pm

on 04/25/07 at 13:05:58, Neil_B wrote:
Is this her? :

http://www.stragula.de/mrsmills.jpg



*swiftly cancels hotel chocolat subscription*

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 25th, 2007, 4:44pm
Ahhhhh..... MINT! Tat Gallery  :'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Neil_B on Apr 25th, 2007, 6:17pm

on 04/24/07 at 10:21:11, littlemissmosher wrote:
ive got a new hobby - ive joined the hotel chocolat tasting club :P


I was thinking of doing that but I eat far too much choc as it is!

They are nice though aren't they? I wanted the Rocky Road egg for Easter but it was 35 quid  :o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 25th, 2007, 6:26pm
rec'd my box mon night, ate last one two hours ago :-X

ive postponed the next delivery, was meant to be may but i think by june i will deserve it, as that month's are sent out just after my next two exams :P

i did a v detailed online review of each and every one, it was great fun

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Neil_B on Apr 25th, 2007, 6:31pm

on 04/25/07 at 18:26:20, littlemissmosher wrote:
i did a v detailed online review of each and every one, it was great fun


Where can I read this?  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 25th, 2007, 6:37pm
you'll have to wait for the autobiography for the full report ;D but the best 3 were the hazelnut manon, double nut n drunken raspberry <handfart> but  champagne smoothies and smooth smudges are gross

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Neil_B on Apr 25th, 2007, 6:39pm
There were some highly acoholic ones in the egg I got for Easter (a cheaper one than Rocky Road).

Rather strong for a Sunday morning I can tell you  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 25th, 2007, 7:14pm
i ate my lindt easter bunny whilst pissed so have no memory of how delightful it must have been!! oh well...

well im off now, dont wait up..... ;D ::) :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Neil_B on Apr 25th, 2007, 8:42pm
Anyone remember these? :

http://i15.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/8c/26/e48e_1.JPG

Wish they'd bring them back  :'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by pixiedancer on Apr 25th, 2007, 9:05pm
god yeah, i remember them - i'd forgotten about them but now i remember! mmmm tasty!  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 25th, 2007, 9:17pm
That's the 5-fruit version of their mint-centre bar

Ahhh.... MINT!  :'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Celebrity Sheep on Apr 25th, 2007, 9:25pm

on 04/25/07 at 21:17:08, Solarman wrote:
That's the 5-fruit version of their mint-centre bar

Ahhh.... MINT!  :'(


He's still upset about it. Poor Marc.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Apr 25th, 2007, 9:35pm
I can imagine how he feels. I`m still quite upset about it too, and all I did was lishen to it every week.

No neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

:(


-

Don`t remember those chocolates but they look quite tasty.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Neil_B on Apr 25th, 2007, 9:42pm
One just went for £5.50 on eBay!

It was only the wrapper though  :)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by pixiedancer on Apr 25th, 2007, 9:45pm
"He's still upset about it. Poor Marc"

:'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 25th, 2007, 10:10pm
He was pining. We feel his pine

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 26th, 2007, 12:18am

on 04/25/07 at 20:42:54, Neil_B wrote:
Anyone remember these? :

http://i15.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/8c/26/e48e_1.JPG

Wish they'd bring them back  :'(

Hell, yeah, I remember them.  I'm salivating like a Pavlovian dog.  Reminds me of my mother taking us to the sweet shop.  My brother would go for quantity, I'd go for quality...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Apr 26th, 2007, 2:02am
Ah, sweet shops. 1/4 lb of soft fruit chewy things please. Koala cubes. Chewy nuts. Foil wrapped chocolate footballs. Strawberry bonbons. Small paper bags. Grazed knees from playing football in the park. Jumpers for goalposts.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Neil_B on Apr 26th, 2007, 9:09am

on 04/26/07 at 00:18:29, TheBunny wrote:
Hell, yeah, I remember them.  I'm salivating like a Pavlovian dog.  Reminds me of my mother taking us to the sweet shop.  My brother would go for quantity, I'd go for quality...


They were discontinued in 1992 (can't believe it was that long ago!).

Some of our slightly older viewers may also remember Milk Tray bars and the dark chocolate equivalent, Plain Choice.

Or maybe not  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 26th, 2007, 9:34am
Who can forget the Cadbury's Salmonella Slab

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by DC on Apr 26th, 2007, 7:14pm
who's random craig?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Apr 26th, 2007, 9:19pm

on 04/25/07 at 20:42:54, Neil_B wrote:
Anyone remember these? :

http://i15.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/8c/26/e48e_1.JPG

Wish they'd bring them back  :'(



doh! i thought they had until i seen your under message

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Apr 26th, 2007, 9:21pm
F.A.O. lou.

well, we were waiting ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 27th, 2007, 10:25am
im back!!!

well, does anyone want to know what happened... ::) ;D :o

would anyone on here be able to improve the quality of camera phone pics if i emailed them to you - please pm me if there are any volunteers!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by pixiedancer on Apr 27th, 2007, 12:03pm
i mess about with photoshop most days - send em on over if you want...

pix_dancer@hotmail.com

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 27th, 2007, 12:50pm

Quote:
ben mills? he's my mate, he is!!

Oh, I want to hear this story!

And see the pics!  ;D

(It'll be better than my Dave Haslam story.  I spoke four words to him.  Pathetic.)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by pixiedancer on Apr 27th, 2007, 12:59pm
those pics are pretty graphic - i'll tell ya! ;) - but dont they look a lovely couple?  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 27th, 2007, 2:35pm
well all the pics are on my myspace which is a link on my profile, if you wish to peruse....

oh MUST i go on about it all afternoon :P, ive done no work already today ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 27th, 2007, 2:49pm
what happened was...

hung around for a while, eventually identified the woman from "team mills" who was in attendance (helps with promotion n stuff, but unofficially and she cant work for a living as she goes to nearly all his gigs!)as its not what u know its who you know at these things ::)

took my position at the front, but drunken slappers got in front of me, well initially, but my soberness and their increasing drunkenness meant that eventually some subtle elbowing took place ;D

during the final song (the aerosmith armaggedon one) he stepped off the stage and hugged a couple of girls and let them take better photos with him - THEN HE GRABBED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(thats the blurry pic on myspace, not my fault, he took it as i was busy er, hugging him :P)
then after that, a meet n greet was announced so i ran like the wind over to the other side of the club and joined the queue, i was about 7th or 8th i think, so didnt have to wait too long for my chat with him! (thats the 2nd pic of us, MAJOR bearhug :P) i managed to ask a few sensible questions and didnt just declare undying love for him ;D he'd (alledgedly) been drinking there all afternoon n he was certainly "merry" by this point, so i commented that it looked like ribena in his glass, but that i suspected it to be booze (was jd n coke :P) and he smokes rollups so that explains the voice!!
i got him to sign a flyer and my cd sleeve (didnt see anyone else with one there) and he thanked me for buying it!! he came across as v genuine, v friendly, v touchey feeley ::) :o AND I DIDNT MIND THE STUBBLE THE 4 OR 5 TIMES I KISSED HIM :o :o (sigh...) bit naughty considering he's attached but he was like it with most of them and i wasnt gonna complain ::)

so lets just say im quite likely to see before november, i cant wait till then for our 2nd date ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 27th, 2007, 3:09pm
It all sounds well and good, but I still haven't a clue who he is! Is he on TV?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 27th, 2007, 3:38pm
well really! he came third on xfactor last year - google him!!! or go to my  myspace and there are several of my friends relating to him on there! i suspect he's not your type ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Apr 27th, 2007, 5:01pm
Haven't checked your piccys out yet Missy, but it sounds like you had a ball!  Nice one!  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 27th, 2007, 5:07pm
heh heh i didnt go anywhere near his.... oh i see what u mean!!!did u see what i did there ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 27th, 2007, 7:45pm
Girly wooo!  And they say you should never meet your heroes!  Shame he had to get bladdered before he could speak to you...  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 27th, 2007, 8:01pm
he wasnt bladdered just a bit tired and emotional - i didnt write about the between-song rants at sony bmg, they may be libellous if repeated, i learnt a thing or two thats for sure!!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by pixiedancer on Apr 27th, 2007, 9:12pm
blimey - that account sounds JUST like when i went to a Ken Dodd meet and greet some years ago!.....

<handfart>

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic von toasty on Apr 28th, 2007, 8:32am
LLM ......send me a message with your myspace page and i will add you 2 my chums..... that goes for anyone else who uses it ....same with bebo. ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 28th, 2007, 9:25am
"The Toatser"?

Sorry, someone had to.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Apr 28th, 2007, 1:30pm
Mr Toatser - click on my little house!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by the toatser aka mystic on Apr 28th, 2007, 2:57pm

on 04/28/07 at 09:25:51, Solarman wrote:
"The Toatser"?

Sorry, someone had to.


was watching the boxing last night... so we have david " the haymaker " haye ...so why not call myself the toaster...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Apr 28th, 2007, 3:08pm
But it says "toatser" instead of "toaster".

Shurely shome mishtake?


I had cheese on toast for tea last night. Hadn`t eaten anything previously in the day either (was on the job from hell and got home late too). Cheese on toast never tasted so good! Mmmmm...... (no toasters involved though, it`s done under the grill)


;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 28th, 2007, 4:35pm
But have you ever tried cheese on toats? It's simple. First catch your toat, kill it and skin it, poor littl' blighter, then bung it under the grill, add some cheese at the last minute. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Apr 28th, 2007, 4:53pm
Awwww, poor little toats. Don`t you know they`re endangered in these parts? Unless you meant toads, and I don`t think they go too well with cheese, do they?

It never ceases to amaze me how cruel some people can be....


:)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 28th, 2007, 5:44pm
You should try my toat-in-the-hole. All you need is:

1 Toat, freshly skinned
1 Hole (badger or fox)

Shove the----
I'm outta here, it's the RSPCA!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by M y s t i c on Apr 29th, 2007, 8:17am
llm ..... i requested you as a friend on myspace.... im the bloke on the beach..in england top (how english of me) ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by M y s t i c on Apr 29th, 2007, 10:01am
another classic ??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTrfuX1Pb-k

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on May 1st, 2007, 8:54pm

on 04/27/07 at 14:49:34, littlemissmosher wrote:
what happened was...

hung around for a while, eventually identified the woman from "team mills" who was in attendance (helps with promotion n stuff, but unofficially and she cant work for a living as she goes to nearly all his gigs!)as its not what u know its who you know at these things ::)

took my position at the front, but drunken slappers got in front of me, well initially, but my soberness and their increasing drunkenness meant that eventually some subtle elbowing took place ;D

during the final song (the aerosmith armaggedon one) he stepped off the stage and hugged a couple of girls and let them take better photos with him - THEN HE GRABBED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(thats the blurry pic on myspace, not my fault, he took it as i was busy er, hugging him :P)
then after that, a meet n greet was announced so i ran like the wind over to the other side of the club and joined the queue, i was about 7th or 8th i think, so didnt have to wait too long for my chat with him! (thats the 2nd pic of us, MAJOR bearhug :P) i managed to ask a few sensible questions and didnt just declare undying love for him ;D he'd (alledgedly) been drinking there all afternoon n he was certainly "merry" by this point, so i commented that it looked like ribena in his glass, but that i suspected it to be booze (was jd n coke :P) and he smokes rollups so that explains the voice!!
i got him to sign a flyer and my cd sleeve (didnt see anyone else with one there) and he thanked me for buying it!! he came across as v genuine, v friendly, v touchey feeley ::) :o AND I DIDNT MIND THE STUBBLE THE 4 OR 5 TIMES I KISSED HIM :o :o (sigh...) bit naughty considering he's attached but he was like it with most of them and i wasnt gonna complain ::)

so lets just say im quite likely to see before november, i cant wait till then for our 2nd date ;D



ah! :-*

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on May 1st, 2007, 8:57pm
has anyone seen the star wars stamps from over the pond?
if i google it, will i see them?

im intrested in ewan mctotty and his lightsaber ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on May 1st, 2007, 9:18pm
i found them.

A BIT O CLASS ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on May 2nd, 2007, 4:45pm
is anyone any good at competition tie-breakers... if so pm me, i need some help.

yes, it is a ben -related thing, need u ask ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on May 2nd, 2007, 5:32pm
check your pm llm

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on May 8th, 2007, 2:27pm
went out to work yesterday morning about 10:48am(sorry cant be exact) and for some reason i put radio 1 on(dont ask) within a few seconds mark and lard gotta mention(which was nice) a couple of minutes later they were playing the theme for "our tune" and then they banged onna bit of mighty deeeeeeeeeeeece...back in black

oldskool egghhh  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on May 8th, 2007, 7:53pm
today, yesterday, and the day before that, ive been trying to learn my bird to whistle, the opening 6 cords on the verves b.s....now shes just looking at me as if im mental, and its sick of hearing and seeing me by her cage.

bloody animals, you love them and they give you no respect. :'( :'(

she is now whistling her own tune.....its one i havent heard ont radio :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on May 8th, 2007, 8:51pm
Today i had to write a report for work, here are some of the big words i used..... ;D


social intolance
palliative
accumen
commodities
meticulous
slipshod
subtle change


anyone else been using big words today??

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on May 8th, 2007, 8:52pm
yeah but only if swearing counts ::)

night hels!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on May 8th, 2007, 8:56pm
night lou x

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on May 8th, 2007, 9:06pm

on 05/08/07 at 20:51:19, helen wrote:
accumen

Acumen?  :)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on May 8th, 2007, 9:43pm
thats the one!
i think i had one then in my spelling ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on May 8th, 2007, 10:18pm
think .....you mean thunk ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on May 10th, 2007, 10:50am
just txtd you raf to see if your off to see the PM at teeside airport? lol.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on May 10th, 2007, 11:03am
Mr Washingtony Blairaq? He's off soon into the warm arms of some money, isn't he?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on May 10th, 2007, 11:06am
rafs just phoned, he has been there in his big posh car and it was full of sniffer dogs etc.

its wet up north ton, you will have to get used to it again! ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on May 11th, 2007, 12:06am
no no, the car was'nt full of sniffer dogs....you're giving the wrong impression lady :o

dogging maybe ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on May 12th, 2007, 1:42pm
this is what im going to make priness leia talk like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdlhDsiGMNo

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on May 15th, 2007, 10:20pm
I was going to come on here and demand Where's Helen? but I see she's watching us, out there in Cumbrialand!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on May 21st, 2007, 11:02pm
hiya :D

i will have lots of time to come on here next week as its half term ;D ;D, ive been a busy lass reading.

ive been reading about people writing crap about themselves and stupid people (me) buying them,

jades,
katie prices,
peter andres,
next im going to read, either sharon osborns (sp) or that one off kim and aggie, i dont know which one it is though ???

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Vegi on May 22nd, 2007, 12:51am

Keeps us up to date on what your reading on the Excellent BOOKS thread you started Hels. :-*

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on May 22nd, 2007, 11:50am
currently suffering ebay bidding rage...can anyone give me tips on how to avoid getting gazumped, im desparate to get my mitts on a digital camera by friday and keep getting thwarted!!! "why i oughta"

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by upsy-daisy on May 22nd, 2007, 12:06pm
.Set yourself a limit and don't go over it. Then leave your bid until the last few seconds and hope that no-one has pre-bid a higher amount. Mr Daisy buys his cars on e-bay and this method seems to work v well for him.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jocksy S on May 22nd, 2007, 2:24pm
Always stick a random amount of pence onto your bid.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on May 22nd, 2007, 2:39pm
both good points well put, ta muchly!!

ive now bought a Kodak EasyShare DX6340 Digital Camera 4x Optical Zoom, hoping it'll turn up by thurs, then one day to practice, eek!

knowing my luck it'll be knackered by next week!!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on May 23rd, 2007, 8:19pm
Knowing our Kodak Easy Share DC3600 (RIP), it'll work fine for 4 years but then object to being buried in sand. Buy a rucksack for the supply of batteries. Rechargeables will do about 4 photos with flash, camera off/on each time, then go flat.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on May 23rd, 2007, 10:45pm
just seen 2 dogs doing it human style   ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on May 24th, 2007, 10:49am
have you ever seen two dogs locked onto each other??

poor things its an awful sight. ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on May 24th, 2007, 11:52am

on 05/23/07 at 20:19:21, Solarman wrote:
Knowing our Kodak Easy Share DC3600 (RIP), it'll work fine for 4 years but then object to being buried in sand. Buy a rucksack for the supply of batteries. Rechargeables will do about 4 photos with flash, camera off/on each time, then go flat.


luckily i already have recharageable batteries that size for my bicycle lights and my portable cd player and various other things, thanks for the warning!!!!
"rufus, say cheese to louise please"!!!!!!!

i dont live in a desert so should be ok on the sand thing ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on May 24th, 2007, 12:11pm
You don't have to go to a desert to find sand, Brittany beaches have the same stuff.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on May 24th, 2007, 12:19pm
im about as likely to go to brittany as i am to go to a desert :(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by little mystic mosher on May 24th, 2007, 7:50pm
i think i may of started something here .... with the little (insert name) mosher :o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on May 27th, 2007, 12:49pm
moshtic.......  ;D
there is no one here at the mo ....cue all by myself music  :'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on May 27th, 2007, 5:55pm
I know how you feel - been Billy No-mates all weekend.

Where *is* everybody? Never known it so quiet in here. Are you all out enjoying the fantastic bank holiday weekend weather?

(I like it when it rains)

::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on May 28th, 2007, 3:48pm
aye, im on my own too :'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by moshtic on May 29th, 2007, 10:53am

on 05/27/07 at 12:49:04, Mystic wrote:
moshtic.......  ;D
there is no one here at the mo ....cue all by myself music  :'(


heh heh myssy no-mates ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on May 29th, 2007, 2:11pm
:'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by moshtic on May 29th, 2007, 3:37pm
its because u robbed all their identities ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on May 29th, 2007, 6:08pm
::) moi ??

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jun 4th, 2007, 1:53pm
Heard on Tinpot FM today in barber's - is it Toto's Africa? oh yes it is, sure as Kilimanj----

But which is worse? That line, or "gonna take a lot to drag me away from you / that's something that 100 men or more could never do"- well make your mind up, is it 100 men, or maybe 114? Are they all Geoff Capes?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Vegi on Jun 5th, 2007, 1:44am
Thats bad enough to make you get out of the Barbers Chair half way through a Haircut. >:(

Ah, so thats why your wearing a baseball cap. ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jun 5th, 2007, 9:47pm

on 06/04/07 at 13:53:06, Solarman wrote:
Heard on Tinpot FM today in barber's - is it Toto's Africa? oh yes it is, sure as Kilimanj----

But which is worse? That line, or "gonna take a lot to drag me away from you / that's something that 100 men or more could never do"- well make your mind up, is it 100 men, or maybe 114? Are they all Geoff Capes?




i i i i was tinking dats the only line in that song im kn to my mind.ow.
it came right

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Jun 7th, 2007, 3:27pm
paris hilton is out of prison already! bloody joke!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jun 8th, 2007, 7:29am
Money, Money, Money - Abba

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jun 8th, 2007, 8:14pm
Doesn`t get more random than The Impossible Quiz (http://www.iqduell.de/index.php?ACTION=showfun&FID=9&SRC=impossible_quiz.html). Someone posted this on another forum I visit. I can`t work out if it`s highly addictive, a bizarre work of modernist surrealism, or just completely annoying. I keep losing and go back round again and again, some of them are just trial and error, others have some sort of cryptic logic to them. Some cannot be answered at all! But it seems that if you do it enough, you  can usually remember what most of the answers/solutions are (I`m up to 39 last go).

A way to waste some time if nothing else. I don`t know what happens when you reach the end either. One to file under bonkers-barmy though, that`s for sure.

(Requires Macromedia Flash. Investments may go up and down. Your home is at risk if you come home trousered and forget to lock the front door.

::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jun 8th, 2007, 8:52pm

on 06/08/07 at 20:14:28, Chris M. wrote:
Doesn`t get more random than The Impossible Quiz (http://www.iqduell.de/index.php?ACTION=showfun&FID=9&SRC=impossible_quiz.html). Someone posted this on another forum I visit. I can`t work out if it`s highly addictive, a bizarre work of modernist surrealism, or just completely annoying. I keep losing and go back round again and again, some of them are just trial and error, others have some sort of cryptic logic to them. Some cannot be answered at all! But it seems that if you do it enough, you  can usually remember what most of the answers/solutions are (I`m up to 39 last go).

A way to waste some time if nothing else. I don`t know what happens when you reach the end either. One to file under bonkers-barmy though, that`s for sure.

(Requires Macromedia Flash. Investments may go up and down. Your home is at risk if you come home trousered and forget to lock the front door.

::)


im might go insane if i dont get away from that site!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jun 8th, 2007, 10:53pm
mary rose >:(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jun 8th, 2007, 10:53pm
Weird isn`t it?! Still working through.

Nice Lost reference on question 50. Don`t know what the right answer is though, only got one life left, dare I push the button.....but which one.....yay! Now what did they tell me to remember?

>:

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jun 8th, 2007, 10:54pm
Mary Rose!

;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jun 8th, 2007, 10:54pm
be very careful ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jun 8th, 2007, 10:56pm
Cobblers! They don`t hate Marmite!

Oh well, try again tomorrow I reckon. You need a sober mind  for this thing, which I aren`t got right now!

::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jun 8th, 2007, 11:04pm
OK one more do...


Blue, Red, Blue, Yellow.


4 8 15 16 23 42

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jun 8th, 2007, 11:33pm
Oh well, got as far as the cat ( 68 ). What was that all about?

However, I fancy I may re-visit this tomorrow!

Who needs drugs?


:o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jun 8th, 2007, 11:48pm
If you play the one on this site here (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/365143), it has groovy music including the theme from Rocky, and Flaming Lips`ses Yeah Yeah Yeah Song (but without Wayne`s singing). Takes longer to get going, however.

And might get annoying after a few hours.

Still, Flaming Lips, bit o`class!


;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Jun 9th, 2007, 12:01am
That is evil.

Can't get the pink bridge one - how does that work?  I've just been skipping it.

Are there support groups anywhere?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jun 9th, 2007, 12:04am
Hint: the right mouse button is your friend.

-

That thing is more addictive than cocaines. So I`ve been told. Not that I know what cocaines are or owt.


::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Jun 9th, 2007, 12:10am
*smacks forehead with single-buttoned Apple mouse*

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jun 9th, 2007, 12:18am
Apple? Mmmm......could be a challenge. Got any other way to raise a mouse cursor pop-up menu? Keyboard button perhaps?

Failing that, with some careful prior opening/resizing of any other folder window, and the use of some keyboard shortcuts (can you switch between open windows with keyboard shortcuts - Alt+Tab etc?) the folder can be your bridge.

I fraid I don`t know the ways of the Apple computer, have yet to meet one.

-

Apparently, you need to keep every last skip in order to complete it. I`ll let you know if that`s true in a few days months years.

:-/

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Jun 9th, 2007, 12:23am
Mmm, ta for that.  Will either try that or stick my head in the fish tank...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Jun 9th, 2007, 12:29am
It worked!  Oh yeshh!!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jun 9th, 2007, 12:55am
Nice.


I finally figured out the cat. It just needs playing with. Awww. Wonder if it`s got a pooey bum? Actually, there *is* one of those later on.

Apropos of nothing (well this is random craig isn`t it?) but I nearly got attacked by a cat at one of the jobs this week. A big fat hairy cat. They also had a big fat hairy dog who was as nice a dog as you would ever hope to meet, perhaps fooled me in to thinking the cat would be the same. All I was doing was walking up the stairs to get to another part of the building. Just so happens, the cat was going that way too. Must`ve thought I was following him, maybe he was in a bad mood, either way he didn`t appreciate my presence. Had a bit of a hiss/growl and lashed out. Missed, mind. Funny thing was, the rest of the time he was perfectly calm and reasonable, if a bit weary, which is to be expected when you come in to his place of residence and start setting off the fire alarms.

But it`s not about that.

Got to Q74, hup-de-do! That`ll definately do me for now. I didn`t get home until 2230 last night (the job from hell - I`d have happily gone back to face that cat again instead!), I`m knackered.


[insert smiley face that`s yawning]

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Jun 9th, 2007, 1:05am
Er...  Any hints on 66?

I'm in danger of losing my sanity.

<edit>  Scrub that, Google is a wonderful thing.  Up to the candy girl one..

That cat didn't like you cos you liked the dog.  Simple.  You got what was coming to you.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jun 9th, 2007, 2:31pm
Sorry, I`d had enough for one week and went to sleep!

According to the cat`s owner, he does that from time to time anyway. Apparently got a bit of a wiring fault in his brain or something, and it wasn`t anything personal. Still, scared me a bit, I only wanted to go and test a break-glass unit.

-

Candy Girl one - just think The Archies.

-

On reflection, I can say that this is definately highly addictive, *and* a bizarre work of modernist surrealism, *and* completely annoying.

:o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jun 9th, 2007, 10:57pm
Disparage, v.t.  The process of removing asparagus from your person.

Disparagus,  Tool for removal of asparagus from the person.

Disparate,  Two entirely separate deposits of asparagus on your clothing.

Desperate,  Person who finds there is still some asparagus stuck to their shirt, round the back where they couldn't see. Usually after they have returned the Disparagus to its owner.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jun 9th, 2007, 11:28pm
It`s a work of genius. Probably. But which one is right?

Havn`t got that far though, the horseshoe one gets me every time.

Blimey charlie, it doesn`t half slow my system down. The letters take so long to appear in here. I hope it isn`t doing anything untoward while I try to figure out the answers.

[heads to Spybot S&D to scan just in case]

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jun 10th, 2007, 9:34am
If I even start on that quiz (got to Q10 I admit), so many things that need doing will not get done, so stop teasing me!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Jun 10th, 2007, 12:39pm
I keep getting stumped by the ones that require hand eye coordination.

Meh...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jun 10th, 2007, 5:25pm
Not looking forward to anything too tricky in that styl-ee, I have no sense of direction at all. Given up for now to be honest, but I`ll get back to it again soon enough.

-

Apropos of nothing, but I absolutely hate this weather. I know most people love the sun, not me. It`s too damn hot and there`s nowhere to hide! Got to work tomorrow too, so beer is out of the question. The display says 24.7 in here, gone down a bit, it was nearly 26. I can guarantee you it won`t drop much lower overnight, this room is always so hot when it gets like this. Must be all the equipment.

I just mowed the grass. Near enough collapsed afterwards. Bring on the autumn!

Actually, looks like it might rain later on, that`d be nice.

:'(

(I`m not crying - that`s the sweat dripping uncontrollably, urgh!)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jun 10th, 2007, 5:28pm
Thunderstorms tomorrow.

I work from home in a 1st-floor south-facing room, last year it got up to 35C in here, but now I've got wireless network so I will be straight off to the garden if it tries any of that again.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jun 10th, 2007, 5:52pm
Last year was hell on earth, hope we don`t get another one of those in a hurry. I seem to remember on one of the hottest days of the year down here, I found myself needing to work in an attic space. Must`ve been near 50 up there, or that`s how it felt. No neeeeeeeeeeeed!

-

Thunderstorms - nice. Some impressive bright colours on the rainfall radar this afternoon too, north and south of us down here, not sure if there`s any lightning in there though, or whether it`ll get anywhere near.

I do love a good thunderstorm, especially at night. Seriously impressive natural light and sound shows. But unfortunately for me, fire alarm systems don`t like getting hit by lightning so when there are loads of storms about, it often means we`re all too busy trying to sort out downed systems. It can range from a simple blown fuse, to the panel and half the detection devices in a whole building completely fried, depending on how close it hit.

Working from home sounds like fun!

-

It`s heating up in here again now that nice big cloud moved away and the sun`s round to shining in the window. 25.4 and rising, despite a big huge fan. Not going to get much sleep tonight.....


::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jun 10th, 2007, 7:33pm
Of course, you don't need me to remind you that a fan can't reduce the actual room temperature, only make you feel cooler by accelerating the rate of evaporative heat loss  :)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jun 10th, 2007, 7:53pm
I know!

But this one is sat on the windowsill in front of an open window, drawing in the cooler air from outside (now only 20.7) to displace the hot air inside.

Unfortunately everything in this room has been heated up during the day also, meaning it will take ages to cool down overall.

I need air conditioning! Unfortunately, it`s a bit too expensive, and I would get frowned at by all the eco fascists for taking more power than they think I should. Can`t have that now.

Perhaps when I can finally afford my own place, I`ll have it designed/built in a Grand Designs stylee, with at least part of it underground including the bedroom. That way it`ll stay cool all year round, and sheltered from the cold of winter also, with the minimum of energy needed to keep it comfortable.

Just hope that, also in a Grand Designs stylee, it doesn`t take twice as long to be built than originally expected, and cost three times as much!

::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jun 11th, 2007, 9:28pm
Well they got that one wrong then. Not a rumble of thunder, not a spot of rain. Clouds, yes, not much else though.

Honestly, that`s three days in a row they`ve got it wrong. You`d have thought with all this fancy technology nowadays that they`d know by now what the weather will do 24 hours in advance.

Be better off hanging up some seaweed I reckon!

:P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jun 11th, 2007, 10:05pm
Cows-in-a-field-cam would be useful. Are they lying down? (If so, have they been tranquillised?)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissREBRANDED on Jun 13th, 2007, 11:21am
the weather always turns rotten the minute i finish my exams, so be warned...its always ruddy lovely out when im stuck indoors revising >:(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jun 13th, 2007, 8:56pm
I know that feeling from April 1997 (like summer), when in the first week of May it snowed when I was on holiday

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jun 13th, 2007, 10:24pm
thunder, lightning and flash floods around here.

we have a harbour festival going on here at the weekend, i hope its not a wash out.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jun 13th, 2007, 10:44pm
At least the harbour won't have dried up. Sounds fun anyway.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissREBRANDED on Jun 15th, 2007, 3:02pm
ive finally figured how to upload pics ta to help from sir baubles, so here you are, random indeed:

my tattoo:
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa221/littlemissmosher/MYFIRSTTATTOODONE12.jpg

my breakfast today:
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa221/littlemissmosher/MYHEALTHYBREAKFAST15.jpg

my cat ning:
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa221/littlemissmosher/Ning2apr07.jpg?t=1181916040

my mate roofer (well nearly):
http://s196.photobucket.com/albums/aa221/littlemissmosher/th_RUFUS015.jpg

and some bloke:
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa221/littlemissmosher/Ben8.jpg

;D

well hels will appreciate the last one, i know the rest of you wont ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Jun 15th, 2007, 3:27pm
"some bloke" Are you sure? Tell that Mr LittleMissRebranded to get his hair cut. Or if he must continue with that hairstyle he should at least be wearing shirts with big frilly cuffs and always be seen waving a hanky.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissREBRANDED on Jun 15th, 2007, 3:43pm
i aim to fiddle the thermostat at the venue when i next see him so that he has to wear NO shirt, we have a cunning plan on his fansite (aka madwomen-r-us)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jun 15th, 2007, 4:00pm
What is Some Bloke up to with his left hand, out of shot?

Did you have the cake for breakfast because your cat polished off your bacon and eggs?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissTATTOOED on Jun 15th, 2007, 4:05pm
holding his mic stand of course!!!

ha ha yeah probably, god i havent eaten bacon and eggs for brek for over 3 years, i have to have sugar in my first meal of the day, although its not normally in choc chip muffin encrusted with belgian chocs form!!!

he prefers rice pudding or icecream as a sweet snack(the cat, not ben ;D)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jun 15th, 2007, 5:23pm
Obviously. Looks like Ben would go for some Whiskas.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissTATTOOED on Jun 15th, 2007, 6:03pm
sorry to harp on about him but ive just found out that his big tour in november has been totally cancelled :'( :'( :'( :'(

im totally gutted

due to "recording committments in UK & US" apparently but this whiffs of bullshoite tbh!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jun 15th, 2007, 7:35pm
He found out about the thermostat

But how? Is he stalking you? Does he read this forum?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissTATTOOED on Jun 15th, 2007, 7:53pm
heh i think im the least of his worries

no official line yet but if its sony bmg's fault there head office is likely to get burnt down as they've been pretty s**te to him so far!

rumour is rife its due to poor ticket sales, but poole was virtually sold out and bristol was doing well, and that is direct from the venue (colston hall) and its v early to cancel for that reason...

im sure i'll find out more by the time im back online on monday, but its a real dampener on my weekend and no mistake. im just glad i hadnt put up very many of the flyers for it, that was next week's task :( :'( :'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissTATTOOED on Jun 18th, 2007, 9:33am
Not checked your pm inbox lately hels?

anyone seen raf lately??!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jun 18th, 2007, 11:11am
No, I was wondered where he's got to.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Jun 18th, 2007, 11:30am
he could be on his holidays !

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jun 18th, 2007, 11:31am
Since 26 April (his last post on here)??

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Jun 18th, 2007, 12:26pm
could be on a cruise

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissTATTOOED on Jun 18th, 2007, 12:32pm
OI RAF CADDILY-CADDILY-YOOHOO!!!!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissTATTOOED on Jun 18th, 2007, 2:40pm
i saw Led Zep Too on Saturday:
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa221/littlemissmosher/22.jpg?t=1182174028

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa221/littlemissmosher/14.jpg

im v pleased with the last pic,total fluke though! the drumkit set alight after moby dick lol!!!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Vegi on Jun 20th, 2007, 11:06pm

on 06/13/07 at 20:56:50, Solarman wrote:
I know that feeling from April 1997 (like summer), when in the first week of May it snowed when I was on holiday


I remember that solar! because the week before we spent a week in a Caravan in West Wales, and the weather was lovely for the time of year, and as i remember it was Election week, then the next was awful.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Vegi on Jun 20th, 2007, 11:19pm

on 06/18/07 at 09:33:01, littlemissTATTOOED wrote:
anyone seen raf lately??!!


Also! has anyone seen Hundonkeyman lately? his last post was on 2nd Feb.

Perhaps they have eloped together!! :o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jun 21st, 2007, 10:18am

on 06/18/07 at 09:33:01, littlemissTATTOOED wrote:
Not checked your pm inbox lately hels?

anyone seen raf lately??!!


I HAVENT! WILL DO IT NOW.

rafs wife txted me yesterday, they must be all ok. ill txt her/him to prompt him on here. :D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jun 21st, 2007, 11:04am
rafs pc has been in the doctors, its out now. ;D

all ok ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissTATTOOED on Jun 21st, 2007, 9:45pm
im off now folks - if there is news of riots in brighton this weekend you  know who's responsible ::) ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by upsy-daisy on Jun 21st, 2007, 10:47pm
Gonna get any more etchings, Lou??

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jun 23rd, 2007, 2:01pm
just been to the recycle centre and every bloody things full!!

good i guess, but why has the council not emptied it? >:(

a local man got a fine the other week because he had taken all his stuff there and it was full. the wind took it, on to the road, the road sweeper man collected,so it was classed as litter!! :o :o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Jun 23rd, 2007, 11:04pm
It's political correctness gone mad.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Jun 23rd, 2007, 11:38pm
I was surprised when I moved out of my mum and dads, where if you don't recycle you get fined, into my flat, where I don't have to recycle.  Just put everything in black bags and throw it by the road side on a Monday night.  ???

The whole recycling thing isn't working on the council estates where I live.  There are regularly MOUNTAINS of black bags dumped in the middle of the few green areas we do have, and I don't know of anyone getting fined for it.

I do my bit though, even though I don't have to.  :)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by upsy-daisy on Jun 23rd, 2007, 11:45pm
Living in leafy Liverpool - the recycling capital of the world - we get THREE - count 'em - THREE wheely bins: PURPLE for general household crap; GREEN for general garden crap; and BLUE for all other crap not contained in the previous two. BLUE and GREEN bins collected alternatively on Fridays. Seems to work - but, worryingly, our BLUE bin (containing beer, wine, spirits bottles) is always alarmingly full.... ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jun 23rd, 2007, 11:51pm
like any of us is shocked! ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Jun 23rd, 2007, 11:52pm

on 06/23/07 at 23:45:06, upsy-daisy wrote:
we get THREE - count 'em

OK. One - two - - no I give up  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jun 23rd, 2007, 11:55pm
likewise, our houses with gardens are more or less forced too recycle.  ;D  but if you live in a terraced housed without a garden, you can dump everything you want to. >:(

why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


p.s.is chardonnay the  best liquid ever or what?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jun 24th, 2007, 12:00am
Sounds quite complicated. Here in Newport South Walesestercesterseshire, we get a green bin for ordinary household stuff. Now collected every other Tuesday. And the option of an orange-lidded bin for garden waste, which we don`t have since the lawn mower just spits the grass out of the side and there isn`t enough hedge clippings, etc, to warrant having one. Think those get collected every other-other tuesday? And a green box for plastic, beer cans and wine bottles, collected every Monday. And a blue box for paper, also mondays. Usually empty cos we don`t routinely get newspapers or magazines.

Easy to forget what goes where, and when.

The population of rats is, apparently, on the increase. in this town. No, wait, it`s a city now for some reason. Either the rats think "wow, a city - bound to be good stuff there - let`s go", or it`s linked to the reduced rubbish collection. Hmmmm.

I remember when there was just one bin that got collected regular as clockwork every monday. Simple and effective. What the council did with the contents was their responsibility, be nice to think they sorted it all out for recycling efficiently (yeah, right). Never saw any rats either.

Honestly.....

::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Jun 24th, 2007, 12:02am

on 06/24/07 at 00:00:42, Chris M. wrote:
collected every other Tuesday

Mark did bin collection days on his first 10.30pm show. Don't remember yours.

Of course, if there's been a bank holiday, it's a day late?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jun 24th, 2007, 12:22am
Now that`s an interesting question. I believe there is a complicated formula for working out the collection days following a bank holiday. Involving the number of days in the month, the current phase of the moon and how much you had to drink on said bank holiday.

Or summat like that....

-

Why is it that eating asparagus makes your wee smell weird, even if you havn`t eaten very much of it at all?

::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Jun 24th, 2007, 12:25am
What, like antibiotics do?

The formula round here is Collection Day after Bank Hol = Normal Collection Day + 1. Even I can manage that.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jun 24th, 2007, 12:25am
does it? i know sugar puffs do................try it.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by upsy-daisy on Jun 24th, 2007, 12:27am
Good question - doubt it can be recycled though...

Think we need another BLUE bin - they collected yesterday and ours is already nearly full again (with cardboard obviously!)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Jun 24th, 2007, 12:27am

on 06/24/07 at 00:25:20, helen wrote:
does it? i know sugar puffs do................try it.

Is yee calling wor sugar a puff?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by upsy-daisy on Jun 24th, 2007, 12:29am
Hey chris, only 60 odd (ok very odd) messages behind you - lets race to the next stage - whatever that is  ;)

Wonder if Pix has got lost on her walk yet...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jun 24th, 2007, 12:31am
hope shes doing ok :D anyone got her phone number to txt her?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jun 24th, 2007, 12:52am
I believe the next level is "Full member" but no idea when that will be. 250 posts? 500?

I predict you`ll beat me to it, I don`t say a lot unless drunk or lonely. Been on here for ages and am usually happy just sitting quiet in the corner.

-

Seeing Phill Jupitus on BBC 2 now reminds me of how great 6th Music Breakfast used to be. Apparently we have Mr Giddy sitting in next week which should be good (who`s taking Gid`s usual place?) , but the bloke they replaced Phill with is awful! Too many cheesy puns, too much tabloid crap, not enough MUSIC!

But it`s not about that. Not right now anyway.

:o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jun 24th, 2007, 1:10am
Of course should have also said:

Race for the Prize - The Flaming Lips.

But forgot...

::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jun 24th, 2007, 10:31am
Just checked the schedules.....oh dear, HI, I`M BARRY SCOTT GEORGE LAMB filling for Gid.

Someone ought to tell that bloke to BACK OFF THE MIKE A BIT....


:o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by upsy-daisy on Jun 24th, 2007, 5:45pm
Chris - yes, yes!!

Lets try and reach the finishing (finished??) line in tandem ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissTATTOOED on Jun 25th, 2007, 10:14am

on 06/21/07 at 22:47:14, upsy-daisy wrote:
Gonna get any more etchings, Lou??



watch this space... (well, not decided on which bit of space yet, but i know what im having done next, when exam results have been rec'd and funds permit)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissTATTOOED on Jun 25th, 2007, 12:44pm
someone on myspace just asked me what a bigady bonger was...

dear oh dear illiterate as well as ignorant - delete delete delete!!! ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by upsy-daisy on Jun 25th, 2007, 9:39pm
At least I only asked Sheep what bb was!!
Don't suppose there was room for many spelling mistakes there  ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jun 27th, 2007, 4:04pm
Apropos of nothing, but:

That Skel Nonch has undergone a distinctive change in musical styles since going solo and adopting a silly first name. I mean, Pharoah? What`s that all about?

Mind you, Erk Drey seems to have gone down a similar hippety-hoppety route too, and become a doctor as well - doctor of what I don`t know though.

Guess there was no future in Cumbrian Tight-throat after all. Pity that...

:P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jun 29th, 2007, 10:36am
Somebody tell that Lamb bloke to stop singing over the end of records. Who does he think he is - an even more Laaaahndaanised Steve Wright?

Unless he`s secretly competing (with Mark?) for Wright`s job when the Beeb *finally* realise what a nonce he is and sends him packing to America or somewhere. Lamb-o *does* seem to like lots of R11-stylee music too.

And they can keep Norman too. Please?


:P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jun 29th, 2007, 11:07am
No, really, what does *anyone* see in the Gossip? They`re absolutely, completely, bloody awful to my ears. That woman can`t sing, the band can`t play. Even the usually enthusiastic and positive Tom Robinsons said as much of their recent session for his show. It`s just bashing and shrieking to me.

AND NO, I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOU NAKED. EVER. PUT THEM AWAY!

Horrible!

Has it finished yet?


Sorry, I`m in that sort of mood this morning.

::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Jun 29th, 2007, 11:20am
Agreed.  I think that Beth S**to won the NME icon award as well a while ago.  Oh yesssshhh, I wanna be just like him!  :o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jun 29th, 2007, 11:37am
While I`m still in the mood for a good spot of duffing, didn`t the 6th Music News report that thing about the sound quality at Glasto already? Even the bit about the unusual meterologological conditions?

On MONDAY?

Not a slow news day at all, no way.


:-/

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Jun 29th, 2007, 11:58am
The wind blew the sound away. Pity it didn't pick up Pete Doherty too.

Blimey I'm being a bit negative today aren't I?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jul 4th, 2007, 11:19am
im 38 today.............two years to the big 40. ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissTATTOOED on Jul 4th, 2007, 11:57am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Doing owt good? does it involve wine??!!


Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Jul 4th, 2007, 1:16pm
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Hels Belllllllllllllllllllllls....  Happy Birthday to you!  

3 cheers... hip hip... etc. ;D

have a good 'un!!!  :-*  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Jul 4th, 2007, 5:26pm
Happy Birthday!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Celebrity Sheep on Jul 4th, 2007, 7:02pm
All that :)

Have a wee drink to celebrate. It's only once a year, after all.  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Nell on Jul 4th, 2007, 7:06pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HELS

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jul 4th, 2007, 7:53pm
thank you all. ;D

for some reasons today my pressies included of 5 separate bottles of chardonnay and 4 different sized boxes of maltesers :o ;D ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Nell on Jul 4th, 2007, 10:15pm
Mighty fine presents I think... and totally not what you wanted  ;) ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Jul 4th, 2007, 11:27pm
happy birthday !
go and watch die hard 4.0 went to see it tonight .....quality  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jul 5th, 2007, 8:59am
it look as good as a slice of cheesecake after being on a diet for a month.
im def going to see it over the hols.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Jul 5th, 2007, 7:42pm
its great !!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Jul 5th, 2007, 9:04pm

on 07/04/07 at 19:53:40, helen wrote:
today my pressies included of 5 separate bottles of chardonnay

Never mind you can take 4 of them back  ;)
Happy Birthday Hels, 38 again.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Nell on Jul 5th, 2007, 9:54pm
she's not been 38 before has she?  :o

i say i'm 45 - i'm not - only 35 what with the taking away and stuff  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Jul 5th, 2007, 10:46pm
Mmmm, creative like Lou does

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Jul 6th, 2007, 12:33am
v creative, me; course Lou's loads better  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Jul 6th, 2007, 8:24am
with her £'s and p's

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Jul 6th, 2007, 8:19pm

on 07/04/07 at 23:27:29, Mystic wrote:
happy birthday !
go and watch die hard 4.0 went to see it tonight .....quality  ;D



I got around to seeing Shaun of the dead eventually last week.

That is a fantastic filum!.

I also watched a filum I should have seen years ago a couple of weeks ago.
Apocolypse Now.  A brilliant filum but maybe shoudn't have watched it at 2 in the morning with a skinful of cider.
I was a little disturbed afterwards & had to watch Cannonball run 2 to bring me back to normal again.


Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Jul 6th, 2007, 8:21pm
Happy Birthday for t'other day Hels.

I trust you felt like shoite the following day?.

If not why not?!.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jul 6th, 2007, 11:05pm
lol. i did ;D

and i will be for 7nights starting tomoz ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Jul 7th, 2007, 12:11am
Hels - is your liver gettin a holiday too???

Enjoy  ;D ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Jul 7th, 2007, 10:18am
No, it's going with her :-/

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Jul 7th, 2007, 7:53pm
is anyone watching live earth?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mark on Jul 7th, 2007, 9:24pm
Yes, I've been watching it on a 42" plasma screen while barbecuing some imported burgers over a smoky fire. 8)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Jul 7th, 2007, 10:03pm
I was gonna watch it, but I realised there was no beer in our massive American-style Smeg fridge, so I hopped in the Hummer and drove to Asda, they were clean out of my favourite brand of food-miles econobrew, so I drove to the Asda in the next town, there was a huge queue and I bought some dirt-cheap sweatshop shirts, when I got home Live Earth had finished so I went online and booked a weekend break in Prague in a hotel with an outdoor sauna and hot tub, then I relaxed in the garden with a bottle of cheap wine flown in from the other side of the world, got a bit nippy so I fired up the patio heater, and then the world ended, but so what, I had fun.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Jul 7th, 2007, 10:18pm
I've just been reading the reviews on BBC News website, and I don't understand what Some Concerts have got to do with global warming. Are we saying that people are so dumb that they don't read about global warming in the papers, that the only way through to the public's thick noddle these days is via a stage with the Arctic Monkeys on it, that they have to be fed the message on a gigantic rock-music-shaped spoon?

Even the red-tops (steady as she goes) must have mentioned G.W. at some point.
Probably in the same breath as its architect, G.W. Bush.

<edit> Grrrrr!

Al Gore's wife's name is Tipper. What's that about?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Jul 8th, 2007, 12:12am
Yeah, I was thinking similar myself today...  Live 8 2 years ago to raise awareness of poverty in Africa, Live Earth today to raise awareness of global warming...  What's it gonna be in 2009?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Jul 8th, 2007, 12:25am
SAVE BIGGEDYBONG


or maybe not. the whole thing was a complete and utter travesty of *anything* - madge was spectaculary bad.  can't bring myself to say anymore - what a waste of everything  >:( >:(


Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Jul 8th, 2007, 6:35am

on 07/07/07 at 22:18:59, Mr_Solar wrote:
the only way through to the public's thick noddle these days is via a stage with the Arctic Monkeys on it

Actually... (http://www.nme.com/news/arctic-monkeys/29467)

Seems they had the sense to stay out of it.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Jul 8th, 2007, 10:54am
for someone who is 69 madonna doesnt half move around the stage like a 20 year old  :o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Jul 8th, 2007, 2:11pm
As in, 69 again?

I did the Monkeys a disservice, which I retract. I also note and approve their new single, "Fluorescent Adolescent", which presumably promotes energy-saving fluorescent lightbulbs to a young audience (?).

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Jul 8th, 2007, 11:14pm
madge - 69 - not nice
gogol bordello peeps - quite liked them  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Jul 9th, 2007, 4:10pm

on 07/08/07 at 14:11:45, Mr_Solar wrote:
I also note and approve their new single, "Fluorescent Adolescent", which presumably promotes energy-saving fluorescent lightbulbs to a young audience (?).

The more I hear that, the more I like it - "Was it a Mecca dobber or a betting pencil?"

One might sn¡gger (Ms Daisy), but in context, it's melancholy.  Yeah really.  People just don't take this pop music stuff seriously enough, you know.  :-/

Remind me sometime to tell you my post-Spice Girls feminism theory, based on the works of Allen, Nash and others.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Jul 9th, 2007, 4:19pm

on 07/09/07 at 16:10:21, TheBunny wrote:
post-Spice Girls

Ooooh goody, are we there already? Has public revulsion defeated the moneygrabbing reformed Stick Girls?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Jul 9th, 2007, 9:46pm
o god, was i supposed to take the pop stuff seriously - oops  :-[ ;D

anyway, further to (spice) girls with issues - which pop luvvly will be the first to (spice) up her diva status? my money's on ... allegedly  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Jul 9th, 2007, 9:48pm
quite like allen - tho dont admit it in public; nash - why, why, why???

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Jul 10th, 2007, 9:11am
I actually love that Foundation tune.  It's just a shame about the vocal and the lyrics.  I liked Caroline Is A Victim as well.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Neil_B on Jul 10th, 2007, 9:39am
Kate Nash is bloody awful!

I wonder how many people will go off her now she's been No.2 in the hit parade?  :)

I think Lily Allen is OK too, though of course it's not 'cool' to say so is it  ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jul 10th, 2007, 9:50am
id like to slap the FEMALE journalist who said lily allen shouldnt have worn a dress like that at the diana gig when she's got such "FAT" legs - wtf??!!

and then this same journalist and others like her love to fill their columns with tales of celebs falling victim to the size zero culture and "inspiring" the general female public to do the same!

>:( >:(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Jul 10th, 2007, 10:02am
When the ladies have worked out amongst themselves what their correct size is, could they let it be known. Until then, well, carry on.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Jul 10th, 2007, 9:58pm
we know our size - its jusst the rest of the world that's wrong  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Jul 10th, 2007, 9:58pm
and, no, i haven't been drinking - much  ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Jul 10th, 2007, 10:09pm
Should hope not. On a Tuesday and all.

</moral guardian>

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Jul 10th, 2007, 11:35pm
my guardian has his own morals, thank you  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by pixiedancer on Jul 10th, 2007, 11:39pm
<hic> ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Jul 10th, 2007, 11:44pm
you and your liver eh?  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by pixiedancer on Jul 11th, 2007, 12:16am
my liver has given me a strict talking to on more than one occasion!  :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jul 11th, 2007, 9:43pm
a big hello and random craic from majorca ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Jul 11th, 2007, 9:46pm
Inna area!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jul 13th, 2007, 11:30am
woohoo - someone on my long-term gig wishlist is actually playing within 40 miles of me - sam brown!

anyone ever seen her live?
she's in exeter in october and im booking my ticket asap - even exchanged messages on myspace with her as her profile pics are all missing ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Jul 13th, 2007, 11:51pm
its friday
its nearly midnight
i'm stilll here
alas no-one else is
never mind
bb-ers
thank you
you keep me going  :-* :-*

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Jul 14th, 2007, 12:28am
I'm here!  Oh... you've gone.  ::)

I just saw Doofus Wainsh**e getting "interviewed" by "Coxy" on The Walbum Chart Show, on C4.  I didn't know he was gay or owt!  :-X

And while I'm in the right (said) thread for it...  I can't stand Sara Cox.  I've never got the whole lads mag thing.  >:(


Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Jul 14th, 2007, 11:29am

on 07/14/07 at 00:28:25, Jay wrote:
Wainsh**e

No need!

What, had "Coxy" only just worked out Rufus "I'll be camping in a different way" Wainwright?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Jul 14th, 2007, 4:28pm

on 04/25/07 at 13:05:58, Neil_B wrote:
Is this her? :

http://www.stragula.de/mrsmills.jpg



Brum Brum our kid!.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Jul 14th, 2007, 4:46pm

on 07/09/07 at 16:19:07, Mr_Solar wrote:
Ooooh goody, are we there already? Has public revulsion defeated the moneygrabbing reformed Stick Girls?



I've put in a tender to service their tourbus!.

I also serviced Bucks Fizz's tourbus.

Now let's see the course of history changed after I forget to put the brake pads back in!!!.

Anyone seen the ssssssssssssssickening sight of that over paid ponce who kicks a soccerball around a bit & that wretched thing he walks around with & also uses for a toothpick repatriating themselves across the pond?.

Someone should give them a slap & let them know they are NOT royalty >:(.

Maybe I could get a job servicing their Hummer...........mwahahahahahahahahahaha!.



Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Jul 14th, 2007, 4:54pm

on 07/10/07 at 09:39:51, Neil_B wrote:
Kate Nash is bloody awful!

I wonder how many people will go off her now she's been No.2 in the hit parade?  :)

I think Lily Allen is OK too, though of course it's not 'cool' to say so is it  ::)



I can't be arsed with all that faux cockerney nonsense & street talk stuff.

Nash, Street, Jamie T, Just Jack to name but a few......It's not big or clever & dumbs down the English language.
Wow I read a bit the Daily Mail [Albeit the feature about George Melly by his widow] & the ink must have got into the bloodstream.

I'll just go & beat myself with Guardian or Independent to cleanse myself.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Jul 14th, 2007, 6:21pm
Don't use Friday's Fillum & Music section.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by DC on Jul 14th, 2007, 7:43pm

on 04/25/07 at 13:05:58, Neil_B wrote:
Is this her? :

http://www.stragula.de/mrsmills.jpg

somthing in this thread that i understand!!1

you cant beat a bit of knees up mother brown on vinyl.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Jul 14th, 2007, 10:54pm
ya can't beat the grauniad ;D
tho' i believe tis quite good for beating others  ;D

i too have seen the daily fascist report on the boy with no brain and his stick insecty concubine - he needs to stop getting his body drawn upon and she needs to eat the front window of sayers plus pudding!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Jul 14th, 2007, 10:56pm
spud - i'll contribute to your work fees if it rids us of those besky pecks  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Jul 15th, 2007, 11:30am
The Becks - two dim fables and some tabloid foam

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jul 16th, 2007, 10:09am

on 07/14/07 at 16:46:47, Spudgun wrote:
I've put in a tender to service their tourbus!.
I also serviced Bucks Fizz's tourbus.
Now let's see the course of history changed after I forget to put the brake pads back in!!!.


have you also worked for metallica and gloria estefan in the past? (not funny i know really but they sprang to mind as having similar catastrophies!!)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Jul 16th, 2007, 7:48pm
Ah I don't do the Gloria Estefan jooke on account the Mrs Spudgun is absolutely bonkers on Gloria & the consequences are too much to imagine.

I referred to George Michaels [everbody peeps innit] as a dope smoking hasbeen t'other night & that didn't go down well!

I like life on the edge me!.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jul 16th, 2007, 8:04pm
how dare u say that about my first ever love ;D (well i was 8 how was i to know) ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by DC on Jul 16th, 2007, 8:10pm

on 07/07/06 at 20:10:53, helen wrote:
dont read on if you have a dicky tummy........

ive been sick for 3day and nights...(no new babas in this house i can tell you! >:() anyway, the last time i was sick yesterday afternoon, there was a alive fly in it! :o :o

(not that i usually look in it though!)

do you think this is what caused my sore tummy??

a live fly?!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Jul 16th, 2007, 9:58pm

on 07/16/07 at 20:04:48, littlemissmosher wrote:
how dare u say that about my first ever love ;D (well i was 8 how was i to know) ;D



I thought you lasses had inbuilt high frequency gaydar from birth ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Jul 16th, 2007, 10:05pm
i i i i i tink you'll find they're called chicks ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jul 18th, 2007, 10:31am
>:( >:(

ive just discovered BT have charged me an extra £4.50 on my phone bill for paying the last one by cheque

its a f**king outrage

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by pixiedancer on Jul 18th, 2007, 11:05am
indeed! a friend of ours received a letter saying she would be charged £4.50 if she didnt pay by direct debit so she's changing providers - dont get me started on BT, we've had some right hassle with them in the past, inept aint the word!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Jul 18th, 2007, 12:22pm
ntl/virgin media are doing the same but its a fiver and that as you know that's a lotta cash......so which providers dont charge for not using direct debit.....?

i pay mine at the bank....wow how oldskool is that >:(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jul 18th, 2007, 12:56pm
yip yip it was a fly DC.

went to see blonde last night she has still got it ;D oh lordy has she still got it!
the support was charlotte hathlery (sp) off ASH. she was very good.i would reccommend a wee listen if you the chance. 8)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Jul 18th, 2007, 3:44pm
It's BT's fascist new T&C's - £4.50 for non-direct debit customers. You pay to have a bank account, now you have to pay if you don't have one. Like paying £1.50 to get £30 out of an airport or motorway cash till. EVILLLL

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jul 19th, 2007, 10:33am
my dog has just come in from the garden, shaking herself off of all the rain.
she stinks

why do wet dogs stink???

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Jul 19th, 2007, 10:42am
Lovely summer's day here, street is full of dry dogs.

How come yesterday Yorkshire had more flash floods, I was in York all morning and it was a beautiful sunny day?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jul 19th, 2007, 10:46am
it was a red hot day here yesterday too. pissing from the heavens today, but i dont mind the summer rain.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Jul 19th, 2007, 2:35pm
its warm over here too !  8)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Jul 19th, 2007, 8:59pm
I've just put some washing out & it's just gone very grey & thunders rumbling in the distance. >:(

Sodding,cocking,bloody summer dammit I'm gonna go live abroad...................BAH!

Gotta go & rescue my clothes

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Jul 19th, 2007, 9:31pm
it's been lovely in liverpool all day  8)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Jul 20th, 2007, 9:00am
Today's forecast singles out the South Midlands (hiiiiiii) for 4 inches of the very best

You were lucky Spud, the storm hit us last night at 8pm an hour after I'd gone out on me bike, home at 9 like a drowned rat

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Jul 20th, 2007, 11:30am
Heard on the R1 weather this morning that Northamptoncestercershire and Oxfordcestershire are expected to be the worst hit!  Another great weekend then.  >:(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Jul 20th, 2007, 2:42pm
In Warwickcestershire it hasn't stopped raining hard since I woke up. Our youngest's school closed early as it was flooded. I'm going nowhere today, me!

Sky looks like Jay's avatar:
http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/6581/smelltheglovecoverea1.png

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jul 20th, 2007, 9:19pm
I like it when it rains. And detest the hot weather. Heatwaves are like torture to me. But this is going too far. In an indirect roundabout stylee, too much rain in Gloucestercestershire meant I was two hours late home from work today. Those who are flooded have it so much worse.

The duffer in me wants to say "at least it`s good for the garden", but of course, that`s not true if the garden`s two feet under water and all your grow bags are floating off down the road.

-

Keeping it random:

I just opened a can of Boddingtons and the widget failed to go off. I`m afraid now it`ll go off later on without any beer to contain the blast, with potentially disasterous consequences. But more pressingly, I just had a flat pint. Horrid! Hoping the second one works as intended.....yep, that`ll do.

Will I need to call the bomb squad and have the first can diffused now?

:o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Jul 20th, 2007, 9:31pm
If it didn't go off then it probably had nothing in it. Perhaps.

Put it outside in a bucket of sand just to be sure. Wear gloves and use a pair of tongs if you have any. Safety first, safety second. Yer handlin' unexploded widgets man.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jul 20th, 2007, 9:50pm
Donning the protective face shield, gloves and steel capped boots right now.

You might be right though, bet they forgot to put the explosive charge in that one. If it doesn`t detonate overnight, I might perform an autopsy on it in the morning.

Or just drink a few more and forget completely.

Mmmmmmm, beeeeeer........ [/homer]

:P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mark on Jul 20th, 2007, 10:15pm
There's only one way to disarm a faulty widget... whack it with a big stick...


http://www.youtube.com/v/NATfUFQdGPE

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by pixiedancer on Jul 20th, 2007, 10:20pm
that was worth the wait even on dial up!!!  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Jul 20th, 2007, 10:50pm
I think that deserves an honorary mention in the Darwin Awards.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jul 20th, 2007, 11:10pm
I think that deserves a BLIMEY CHARLIE!!! at least.

Glad this one is safely secured inside....cobblers, forgot to stow it, now which one of them was......


:o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Jul 20th, 2007, 11:15pm
D'oh! [/homer]

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Jul 21st, 2007, 2:24am
Good drop and roll technique there. 5.6 from the judges.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Jul 21st, 2007, 9:44am
That was on telly a few days back.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Jul 21st, 2007, 1:54pm
Hopefully not the BBC, or it will have been a stuntman safely lubricated with flame retardant gel rather then just someone stupid.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Jul 21st, 2007, 2:42pm
Never thought I'd see this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4-ctwPROec) again.

It was Ally McCoist's (sp?) question and he didn't get it, despite the fact that he had been on the Afternoon Show the day he recorded that episode.  D'oh!

There's some bizarre stuff on there - see Lard as the opera singer and Mark doing some weird gurning.  (At least I think it's Mark.  Might be Marc...)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by pixiedancer on Jul 21st, 2007, 5:05pm
i think it's Mark...altho i'm not sure i've ever seen him gurn...Marc on the other hand.... ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Jul 21st, 2007, 5:13pm
The bit where they have a closeup of one of them`s mouth? I I I I tink it`s Marc. Looks just like her.

-

Never seen that one before. Questions of Sport bores me rigid. And Youtube scares me. Nice one though.

;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Jul 21st, 2007, 6:59pm
oh the memories! just have to wipe a tear from me eye sniff  :(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by pixiedancer on Jul 21st, 2007, 7:00pm
if its the clip i'm thinking of i think it's Mark cuz it's wearing red like Mark is in the previous clip...possibly...but i didnt say it was

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by pixiedancer on Jul 21st, 2007, 10:21pm
anyone been watching Jeckyll? i've really been enjoying it - James Nesbitt at his finest since the Yellow Pages ad with the big dog  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Jul 21st, 2007, 10:27pm
Loved the vid of the geezer safely disarming that widget  ;D  And enjoyed the Q of S one as well.  I hadn't done never seen that one yet neither.  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Jul 25th, 2007, 8:30pm
i went to an advanced screening of the simpsons movie today......10/10 the simpsons is back to its best! go now or regret it!!  ;D

although i am still shocked by the fact i saw barts doodle (if you know what i mean)  ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by pixiedancer on Jul 25th, 2007, 9:19pm
i assume it's yellow?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Jul 25th, 2007, 10:25pm
yep ! :o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by DC on Jul 26th, 2007, 7:17pm
he's been listening to too much coldplay.

# and it was all yellow #

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Jul 29th, 2007, 1:14am

on 07/26/07 at 19:17:07, DC wrote:
he's been listening to too much coldplay.


I'd get that looked at now, before it spreads and gets worse.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Jul 30th, 2007, 2:07pm
This is somewhat bizarre.

I phoned my dial up provider to find out about cancelling the service (it's got to the point now where broadband is actually cheaper).  They said that because I'd been with them for so long, I was entitled to a free month.  So I get my last month free.  They didn't actually cancel the service - I have to phone them again for that - but they did give me a free phone number to use, instead of the national rate one.

Why are they being nice?  I didn't even know there was a reward for staying with them.  Are they hoping that I'll forget to phone back and cancel it?  Is there some hidden agenda?  Am I being suspicious for no reason?!  ???

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jul 31st, 2007, 4:28pm
blimey bit of eye-candy where id least expect it - pic of dave grohl on page 3(!) of last week's accountancy age magazine!!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Jul 31st, 2007, 10:43pm
well, post please!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Aug 1st, 2007, 1:44am
No neeeeed! I thought the birds had their own thread for this sort of malarkey?  ;)

Which reminds me Missy, did you get round to watching Tenacious D, Pick Of Destiny?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Aug 1st, 2007, 9:20am
dont think i can - i receive it as a pdf file and wouldnt let me copy n paste

no i havent - local coop doesnt do dvd rentals anymore either so unlikely to any time soon, i dont have time to enter the chavfest that is the blockbuster over the road here

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Aug 1st, 2007, 12:10pm
ive joined facebook

i poke people but nowt happens??

think i prefer myspace, when it works anyway!

anyone else on there? im in bristol network, doesnt seem to be anything more local

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Aug 1st, 2007, 12:46pm

on 08/01/07 at 12:10:58, littlemissmosher wrote:
i poke people but nowt happens??

There's no replacement for displacement.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Aug 1st, 2007, 6:10pm
im starting to like facebook - ive joined "i love metallica" and "the ben mills appreciation society" groups ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Aug 1st, 2007, 6:13pm
might start a RAIN one.lol.

rain, rain, rain, thats all ive seen lately >:(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Aug 1st, 2007, 7:45pm
well, at least you've seen rain in foreign climes!  ;D

rain in merseysidecesterestershire remains wet - tho it has been dry today...

avoid myspace - there's a madwoman called 'upsy-daisy' on it - keeps posting bulletins about how fed up she is and pictures of her dog   ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Aug 2nd, 2007, 1:54pm
at least she doesnt post blogs that no bugger reads :(

ive run out of lishen agains and need a laugh - can anyone recommend anything i may find on a non-beeb channel to amuse me??!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Aug 2nd, 2007, 6:06pm
I read them, honest, but I'm usually too tired and emotional to respond  :-[

Title: plz post a link for the stoRe: random craic.
Post by helen on Aug 3rd, 2007, 12:37am
please post a link for the stupid folk that might come here, and not know how to find it........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................not that i know anyone thats that computer stoopid ::) ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Aug 3rd, 2007, 9:20am
you have to be a member of myspace to look at other peoples pages hels but its dead easy to join (well me and daisy managed it so its gotta be ;D)and costs nowt - mystic, pixie, thebunny and some chap called marc riley are on there (buts thats someone else in disguise ;D)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by pixiedancer on Aug 3rd, 2007, 10:09pm
i joined facebook the other day - dont really geddit so far although it's quite amusing - Witchy-o sent me a sheep - you can never have too many  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Aug 3rd, 2007, 10:15pm
im on facebook ...will find you   ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Aug 3rd, 2007, 10:19pm
found you llm  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by pixiedancer on Aug 3rd, 2007, 10:36pm
found lmm via the M&L group - not got you yet mr mystic....

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Aug 3rd, 2007, 11:20pm
im on 2 off them......i left a clue ...can you find me??

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Aug 4th, 2007, 2:27pm
i can't find any of you  >:(

And there's no network for Liverpool - so I've had to join Manchester which just feels sooooo wrong  >:(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by pixiedancer on Aug 5th, 2007, 8:50pm
i'm on there as pixie dancer, go figure ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Aug 5th, 2007, 8:53pm
where do i find you all then?


modern technology......durrrrrrrrrrrr

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Aug 5th, 2007, 8:56pm
will send u my real name helen as its not mystic  :o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Aug 5th, 2007, 8:58pm
i i i i i dont belive ya :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Aug 5th, 2007, 9:04pm
I know what it is  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Aug 5th, 2007, 9:05pm
so do i  ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Aug 5th, 2007, 9:06pm

on 08/05/07 at 21:05:26, Mystic wrote:
so do i  ::)



and sooo  oooo do i ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Aug 5th, 2007, 9:07pm
It's a perfectly reasonable, sane, non-stand-outy sorta name, like Tim Henman or Bjornagain Borg

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Aug 5th, 2007, 9:08pm
thats right people im billie jean king

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Aug 5th, 2007, 9:08pm
YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS :o  :o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Aug 5th, 2007, 9:09pm
im not

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Aug 5th, 2007, 9:09pm
never knowingly serious

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Alex18 on Aug 9th, 2007, 3:16pm
dis isa pic of me
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e77/Serin22/Alex18.jpg

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Aug 9th, 2007, 6:21pm
??? ??? ???

I'm outta here - suddenly the Double One boards seem comforting  :-/

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Aug 9th, 2007, 8:02pm
put your shirt on ...you'll catch a cold

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Aug 9th, 2007, 8:58pm
I think he already did  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Aug 9th, 2007, 9:54pm
think sprog no2 would say you are a hottie ;D
young man ;D
(she a girl btw)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Aug 9th, 2007, 10:50pm
phew - getting worried there for a mo Hels  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Aug 10th, 2007, 9:14am

on 08/09/07 at 21:54:03, helen wrote:
think sprog no2 would say you are a hottie ;D
young man ;D
(she a girl btw)


i thought that but thought id best not say owt ;D else it'd be a breach of my parole ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Aug 10th, 2007, 2:16pm
We had an earthquake (http://www.earthquakes.bgs.ac.uk/recent_events/recent_events.html)this morning, which I think is dead exciting, and yet it's not on the news!  How is that not a front page story?!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Aug 10th, 2007, 2:39pm
Puts you on the map (http://www.earthquakes.bgs.ac.uk/recent_events/UK_events_map.html) at least

is your burrow OK?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Aug 10th, 2007, 2:43pm
ooh dont think ive ever said - my mum's farm is called

Burrow Farm!!!!!

so you should visit my dear, you'd be right at home

never any rabbiters there, oh no, never, honest ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Aug 10th, 2007, 2:47pm

on 08/10/07 at 14:16:06, TheBunny wrote:
it's not on the news!

It so is (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/6940546.stm)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Aug 10th, 2007, 3:09pm
Ha ha!  So it is!  I'm happy now!  That story was posted after I checked the BBC site.   >:(

I thought a vehicle had crashed into the house.  Very weird but kind of fun!

Burrow Farm?  Ace!  I'll be round for a dandelion leaf or two!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Aug 10th, 2007, 3:19pm
well here it is:
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa221/littlemissmosher/Sundry/FROMCNG057.jpg

maybe best wait a day or two ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Aug 10th, 2007, 3:24pm
looks lovely ;D all cosy with mulled wine and mince pies on the go.....................sorry went all christmassy there for a mo.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Aug 10th, 2007, 3:31pm
 ;D cant think why!!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Aug 10th, 2007, 3:32pm
think i would use that photo for my xmas cards if i was you.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Aug 10th, 2007, 4:07pm
Do it now - beat the December rush!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Aug 10th, 2007, 4:18pm

on 08/10/07 at 15:32:37, helen wrote:
think i would use that photo for my xmas cards if i was you.



the folks already do!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Alex18 on Aug 16th, 2007, 1:16pm
i got 3 A's in my a-level exams. i am in a state of shock. they were easy subjects though i've been told: sociology, general studies and psychology.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Aug 16th, 2007, 8:49pm
Well done our kid!


Title: Re: random craic.
Post by DC on Aug 17th, 2007, 1:35am
well done craig!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Aug 17th, 2007, 10:36am
;D
well done

i get my next two ACCA (that stands for Association of Crappy Cold Achiness here at the mo >:(sniff) results on monday...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Aug 17th, 2007, 12:00pm
well done indeedee, job's a good 'un  ;D

How's the snot, Lou? fingers crossed for Monday  ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Aug 17th, 2007, 12:11pm
still in max output mode alas

ta! not too worried about these 2 actually - for once! started studying for the next one yesterday :( >:(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Alex18 on Aug 17th, 2007, 1:41pm
i did well but i'm not goin to Uni for a year so I have to get a job but it's haaaaaaaaaaard.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Aug 17th, 2007, 2:46pm
A cold, this early in Autumn? bad luck

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Aug 17th, 2007, 2:51pm
it gets worse - its my 2nd within 4 weeks and id not had any for over 2-3 years!

and ive cricked my neck from coughing

i hope im match-fit by this time next week.... :P ;D

(dont ask solar you really arent interested!)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Aug 17th, 2007, 3:35pm
It's 'cos you're hanging around in draughts just wearing that Riley T-shirt all the time, it's not a hot summer y'know, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Aug 17th, 2007, 3:55pm
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa221/littlemissmosher/LouandBen1.jpg

i know im wearing even less here heh heh heh heh ;D :o ::) :P

no im not deleting that!!!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Aug 17th, 2007, 4:00pm
Where's his right hand? The hug looks a bit unilateral...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Aug 17th, 2007, 4:07pm
::) you are right  his hand is missing - that shot was a trimmed-down one someone did for me as there were superfluous hangers-on in it ;D i can assure you the a-hugging and a-kissing was a two-way thing :-*

now where do you think it was ::) ;D

now cease your questions or i'll post the one where he signed my tattoo and noone wants to see that ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Aug 17th, 2007, 7:04pm
now, how do I post a link to facebook or myarse? it's there for all to see!!!
not MY arse you understand  ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Aug 17th, 2007, 7:13pm

on 08/17/07 at 13:41:13, Alex18 wrote:
i did well but i'm not goin to Uni for a year so I have to get a job but it's haaaaaaaaaaard.



GET TO WORK! [ina Lard sytylee].

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Aug 17th, 2007, 7:28pm
What are you finding haaard: working, or getting a job in the first place?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Aug 17th, 2007, 8:48pm

on 08/17/07 at 15:55:14, littlemissmosher wrote:
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa221/littlemissmosher/LouandBen1.jpg

You and yer celeb mates.  ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Aug 17th, 2007, 9:26pm
>:( How many more times have we got to endure that http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa221/littlemissmosher/LouandBen1.jpg photo  :-/

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Aug 17th, 2007, 9:53pm

on 08/17/07 at 21:26:22, Mr_Solar wrote:
>:( How many more times have we got to endure that http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa221/littlemissmosher/LouandBen1.jpg photo  :-/

How many times can you take it?  Sick bags are under your seat.  And you're right, it does look a little unilateral. *ducks*  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by pixiedancer on Aug 18th, 2007, 12:09am

Quote:
I thought a vehicle had crashed into the house.  Very weird but kind of fun!


experienced a few in the US - they're pretty cool yet a little scary...the first one made the floor creak and it kinda rippled across the room - it was at night and at first i thought someone was creeping across the room - how relieved i was to realise it was in fact a tremor which could have caused the building to collapse and me be buried alive... :o

rather that than tackle an intruder!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Aug 18th, 2007, 8:59am
what you dont see is that llm had covered herself in super glue prior to that picture .... she spent 7 hours glued to poor ben ! she loved every second  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Aug 18th, 2007, 4:33pm
you cant see his hand because it was behind me ::)

now stop talking about him all the time, that's my job ;D

i shant be able to give details of our next encounter as i shall be getting bladdered :o me him and booze in the same room could be a recipe for disaster but im willing to take the chance ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Aug 18th, 2007, 10:01pm
does young mr mills know this yet?
nurse, the screens  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by pixiedancer on Aug 19th, 2007, 12:09am
know about it? i suspect he's limbering up as we speak  ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Aug 19th, 2007, 12:27pm
no wonder she's joined a gym - all those excuses about revising for her exams... trial balance sheets my a**e...
we know what she's up to  ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Aug 19th, 2007, 12:39pm
She could end up Mrs Mills

D'you play the piano LMM?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Aug 19th, 2007, 12:43pm
she seems pretty adept at 'scaling' young ben, and there's a definite a-chord between them. just wait for the arpeggio at the end....
key's a good 'un!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Aug 19th, 2007, 12:58pm
A glimpse into the future (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/images/B00008ICDU/ref=dp_image_text_0/202-6694284-6572604?ie=UTF8&n=229816&s=music)

Gissa tune, Little Mrs Mills!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Aug 19th, 2007, 3:22pm
kerrist looks like i didnt keep up the gym membership!

i did my full work-out today - and then my fav member (leave it) of staff was in the steam room ::) enjoying his time off!
couldnt have timed it any better ;Dhe had a nice tattoo... didnt show him mine though, bit difficult in a one-piece bathing cossie - i said leave it!

anyway you'll all be sorry when me and my ben are on the cover of hello magazine ;D
pixie - do you design wedding dresses by any chance - i'd like a black and blood-red one with lots of taffeta and velvet :)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Aug 19th, 2007, 6:22pm
and what do you plan to wear ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by pixiedancer on Aug 19th, 2007, 10:18pm
Upsy!!! I WAS AVIN A DERRRRINK THEN!!!!! ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by pixiedancer on Aug 19th, 2007, 10:19pm

Quote:
pixie - do you design wedding dresses by any chance - i'd like a black and blood-red one with lots of taffeta and velvet :)


if Ben is paying....yeah, sure i do!! ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Aug 20th, 2007, 5:24pm

on 08/19/07 at 22:18:06, pixiedancer wrote:
Upsy!!! I WAS AVIN A DERRRRINK THEN!!!!! ;D


It needed saying - think Ben could look quite lovely in an off the shoulder, shot taffeta, slinky thing --- ooh 'er now sounds like I'm talking about Lou  :-[

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Aug 20th, 2007, 5:27pm
methinks it would actually look better on and be enjoyed more by roofer doofer ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Aug 20th, 2007, 5:30pm
Now you've done it - I may have to go and have a lie down in a dark room and with a very vivid imagination  ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Aug 20th, 2007, 10:11pm

on 07/07/06 at 20:10:53, helen wrote:
dont read on if you have a dicky tummy........

ive been sick for 3day and nights...(no new babas in this house i can tell you! >:() anyway, the last time i was sick yesterday afternoon, there was a alive fly in it! :o :o

(not that i usually look in it though!)

do you think this is what caused my sore tummy??

 when i 1st posted this random craic post, i didnt know what was wrong with my tummy.
been in hosp for camera (in my back door :-[ :-[ not very nice but intresting) and i have IBS and diverticular disease.

nowt too bad then ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Aug 20th, 2007, 10:33pm
I get IBS, in the form of doubling-up stomach cramps. Usually when stressed (although in that case, I should have them today, but no sign, fortunately). Peppermint oil does the trick. The diverticular bit sounds ominous. Treatable I hope?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Aug 21st, 2007, 12:22pm

on 08/20/07 at 22:11:12, helen wrote:
when i 1st posted this random craic post, i didnt know what was wrong with my tummy.
been in hosp for camera (in my back door :-[ :-[ not very nice but intresting) and i have IBS and diverticular disease.

nowt too bad then ;D

Sounds nasty.  :-/

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Aug 21st, 2007, 1:15pm
i have SABS - slightly angry bowel syndrome

triggered by - anything, really! no pattern to it except the less i eat the better it is, usually!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by pixiedancer on Aug 21st, 2007, 1:20pm
Erk! Hope they fix you soon our kid!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Aug 21st, 2007, 1:37pm
<handfart> oops! ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Aug 21st, 2007, 5:37pm
thanks but nowt to bad, not like some people i was in hospital with, they had the big c. so im chuffed to bits with mine ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Aug 21st, 2007, 6:56pm
Sounds like job's not such a bad one then - hope you're feeling hunky dory!! Huuuuuggggg!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Aug 21st, 2007, 7:39pm
Hope you are Ok Helen.

It's a fine way to take the diagnosis in that spirit.
In the grand scheme of things it's just a case of looking after the tum a wee bit more.

Others indeed are far more worse off.

Does the lifestyle change include cuttoing down on the Chardonnay?.

If so then :(  

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Aug 21st, 2007, 11:43pm
yep spuds im afraid it does :'( :'(

its not all doom and gloom though, i get to drink lots of those mmm danone drinks and yogurts ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Aug 22nd, 2007, 8:32am
They'd already told you to stay off the wheat if I recall, is there anything/anyone else you've got to avoid?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Aug 22nd, 2007, 9:51am
keep away from lamb balti .... gets me every time  :o

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Aug 22nd, 2007, 10:47am

on 08/21/07 at 23:43:33, helen wrote:
its not all doom and gloom though, i get to drink lots of those mmm danone drinks and yogurts ;)

Nah, you want to avoid the dairy.  Try some soya stuff instead, yoghurts should be probiotic for preference.  Nowt wrong with wheat.



You know if you take everyone's advice about what not to eat, you'll starve?  ;D  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mr_Solar on Aug 22nd, 2007, 10:49am
Every day there's new scientific advice on the beneficial / adverse effects of a food group on your health. If you tried to follow them all, you'd be doing a 3-hour risk assessment before opening your mouth.

Like Russell Brand should do.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Aug 22nd, 2007, 2:08pm

on 08/21/07 at 23:43:33, helen wrote:
yep spuds im afraid it does :'( :'(
its not all doom and gloom though, i get to drink lots of those mmm danone drinks and yogurts ;)


im on them at the mo not noticed any improvement yet but as they are yummy i'll keep at it a bit longer

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Aug 22nd, 2007, 6:49pm
They are indeed yummy - but for some reason they make me itch  ???

Don't know why coz i'm not allergic to any other dairy things...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Aug 22nd, 2007, 11:25pm
any other bongers have an allergy to anything??

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Alex18 on Aug 22nd, 2007, 11:37pm
i have an ali g to marsipan.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Dormant Bonger on Aug 23rd, 2007, 8:34am
Grass pollen & dust mite, apparently.

Mmmmmmmmarzipan! Lick it up  :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Aug 23rd, 2007, 10:41am
Tea.  I just vomit it straight back up.  I like tea, though, so occasionally I'll have it very weak.  Dairy makes me do baby sick.

Is that too much information?  She started it!

Also animal hair intermittently.  Sometimes my own.

Mmmmm, marzipan.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by MC_Solaaar on Aug 23rd, 2007, 10:46am
Stand aside! Sick bunny coming throooooooough!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Aug 23rd, 2007, 10:52am
Mmmm marzipan covered in dark chocolate - yum, yum

aspirin and all forms of anti-inflammatory things - including stuff you rub in - wheeze, wheeze, gasp, reaches for ventolin, feels better!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Aug 23rd, 2007, 1:24pm
im dairy-intolerant supposedly so i gave it up totally for 5 weeks but sinuses got no better
started taking proper prescribed pills - got a lot better!

so nhs 1, homeopathy 0!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Hiiiiiiibernating Bonger on Aug 23rd, 2007, 1:41pm
Hmm was wondering whether to give up dairy for a bit too, so no difference eh? Hmm again

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemrsmills on Aug 23rd, 2007, 1:49pm
well it might work for you but in my experience all this food intolerance stuff is a load of tosh and i did have the tests done with an open mind to whether it would help me - i prefer using diet to improve health rather than popping pills (however my current daily pill intake - 18, but only 6 are prescribed, and 4 of them are antibiotics - the rest are vitamins and echinacea and red leaf pills for my circulation - and they DO work)

the thing that makes my sinuses worse is breathing in cold air when cycling home in cooler weather, then coming back into the warm, otherwise its occasional hayfever-type symptoms

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Aug 23rd, 2007, 6:41pm

on 08/22/07 at 09:51:54, Mystic wrote:
keep away from lamb balti .... gets me every time  :o



"Lamb Jalfrezi & fifteen pints of lager send a message to yer a*rse!" [ffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaart]!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Aug 23rd, 2007, 6:53pm
You really are Mr Daisy - how the hell have you got away with it for so long??? ???

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Aug 23rd, 2007, 8:17pm

on 08/23/07 at 13:41:26, Hiiiiiiibernating Bonger wrote:
Hmm was wondering whether to give up dairy for a bit too, so no difference eh? Hmm again

Have you read all the vegan propaganda?  Not for those of a weak disposition.  :-/

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Aug 23rd, 2007, 9:40pm
Disposition? is it this week? sorry, don't think I'm up for it....
Awww Mint

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Aug 26th, 2007, 6:17pm

on 08/22/07 at 23:25:06, helen wrote:
any other bongers have an allergy to anything??



I have an allergy to Big Brother, Xcrement Factory & celebrity drivel TV.

I have an allergy to perrier & daylight responsbility as Mr Fish off of out of Marillion used to sung!.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Aug 28th, 2007, 6:00pm

on 08/26/07 at 18:17:16, Spudgun wrote:
I have an allergy to Big Brother, Xcrement Factory & celebrity drivel TV.

I have an allergy to perrier & daylight responsbility as Mr Fish off of out of Marillion used to sung!.


donnt we all!!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Aug 28th, 2007, 10:13pm
Well said Hels, how big a list do you think we could make of these pieces of televisual excrement?
Are there any sharp things?
Ahh - reality tv - course not...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Aug 30th, 2007, 10:07pm
did anyone watch the it crowd last fri ? comedy gold .... same guy who wrote black books , father ted ....
http://stage6.divx.com/user/marry1339/video/1564260/dworc-ti-eht-201
u have to watch this
 ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Aug 31st, 2007, 9:26am
Yes I did, it rises above the sea of unfunny sitcom slurry. It's still not Father Ted, but IT'll do. (That's an IT joke there, sort-of.)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Aug 31st, 2007, 10:32am
I haven't seen "IT" but from what I saw of the telly trailers I thought "IT" looked s*"IT."

(IT joke bonanza there, sort of...)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Aug 31st, 2007, 10:36am
But then, I like Still Game. I don't watch much telly, and I go and choose that, eh!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Aug 31st, 2007, 7:36pm
Still game is class.

I especially love Navid. Dry humour at its best.

The IT crowd is pretty good & the second series is better so far.


Hey did anyone see Family Guy last Tuesday?.
When in a twist of fate  Peter went back in time & screwed the future up resulting in Quagmire[Giggidy] being married to Lois & the kids looking like Quagmire.
It was superb.


The My name is Earl Cops special was funny last night too.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Sep 3rd, 2007, 3:51pm
Whats all this about andy kershaw being in jail for breaching a restraining order?! he needs to learn from the master or rather, mistress of such things ;D :o ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Sep 3rd, 2007, 3:53pm
You expect better of Radio 3 presenters, they have high standards

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Sep 3rd, 2007, 7:22pm

on 09/03/07 at 15:51:24, littlemissmosher wrote:
Whats all this about andy kershaw being in jail for breaching a restraining order?! he needs to learn from the master or rather, mistress of such things ;D :o ::)



I think it's a bit of can't get over his ex girlfriend type stuff.

Sad really as he can't be in a good place health wise at the minute.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Sep 3rd, 2007, 9:50pm
It's probably not much fun for her either, especially if she's scared of him.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Sep 8th, 2007, 12:02am
hi all :-* :-*

had lots of wine, any spelling mistajed are me owm  :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Sep 8th, 2007, 12:34am
reete i'm off to me pit catch yeh later hels,

p.s dont give strangers lifts,or else ;)

p/m me as to whats happening with .........................


rafstopcarryon

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Sep 8th, 2007, 9:27am
Where's Pixiedancer? On her hols?

[/Vegi]

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Sep 8th, 2007, 11:48am
she's been hanging around on facebook  - but been spending time with rusty too i tink!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Sep 8th, 2007, 6:06pm
aye the most famous t-shirt designer in the land ;Dis ensconsed (put me right there, solomon) in bliss (aka leeds i think) with rusty - or is it razzle ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Sep 8th, 2007, 6:32pm
Rusty's place has a sconce? The ponce.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Sep 9th, 2007, 1:17pm

on 09/08/07 at 18:06:16, littlemissmosher wrote:
aye the most famous t-shirt designer in the land ;Dis ensconsed (put me right there, solomon) in bliss (aka leeds i think) with rusty - or is it razzle ;D


it'll be one or t'other  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Sep 9th, 2007, 1:27pm
or both :o ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Sep 9th, 2007, 4:18pm
she don't sound too happy - think she could do with some love bombing from BB'ers

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Sep 9th, 2007, 8:18pm
Really? - oh dear - surely Pixiedancers are happy-go-lucky by nature, but I will be in the queue to put the smile back on her face if it has fallen off.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Sep 10th, 2007, 1:26pm
Could I briefly canvas opinions on this thread;

Is it too big now?

Anyone on dial-up internet have problems? When you want to reply it loads far more then just one page of posts. It's a lot to load, especially if there are pictures.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Sep 10th, 2007, 1:43pm
it comes up fine for me but i see no probs starting anew - a "back to school" stylee one? ;D

i did think about starting a stuff and nonsense style thread, whereby i list 5 facts about myself but one is a load of rubbish and you all guess and the winner then does the same - but as the show this idea comes from isnt that popular i cant be arsed ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Sep 10th, 2007, 5:20pm
bring back the old pic Lou - this new one's too scarey!!! more like littlemisstexaschainsawmassacre :o ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Sep 10th, 2007, 5:24pm
Ive tried about 6 times to get a pic the right size to appear but it wont bloody do it and ive got proper work to do >:( things like that always nark me - i'll have another go when next online and not at work!!! i had that avatar for ages when i first joined, its xena pricess warrior you know ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Sep 10th, 2007, 5:32pm
i knew that (not  ???)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Sep 10th, 2007, 7:44pm

on 09/10/07 at 17:24:38, littlemissmosher wrote:
its xena pricess warrior you know ;D

She married to Xenon, Prince of Headlamps? That one?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Sep 10th, 2007, 10:41pm
Dunno - is he the one with the Weber carbs?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Sep 11th, 2007, 8:42am
Doh - just Wiki'd it - Xena is Xenon's daughter, obviously, the light of his life.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Sep 11th, 2007, 10:57am
yeah that's her, you know the one, ginger hair, thick glasses...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Sep 12th, 2007, 10:25am

on 09/10/07 at 13:26:08, Erotic_Baubles wrote:
Could I briefly canvas opinions on this thread;

Is it too big now?

Anyone on dial-up internet have problems? When you want to reply it loads far more then just one page of posts. It's a lot to load, especially if there are pictures.

You can just stop it loading, though, can't you?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Sep 12th, 2007, 10:39am
Can I pitch...

COMING TO A FORUM NEAR YOU
AN EROTIC BAUBLES PRODUCTION
RANDOM CRAIC IITHIS TIME IT'S STILL FLIPPANT

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Sep 12th, 2007, 9:01pm

on 09/10/07 at 17:24:38, littlemissmosher wrote:
Ive tried about 6 times to get a pic the right size to appear but it wont bloody do it and ive got proper work to do >:( things like that always nark me - i'll have another go when next online and not at work!!! i had that avatar for ages when i first joined, its xena pricess warrior you know ;D



Why do you have lightning coming out of your head?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Sep 12th, 2007, 9:43pm

on 09/12/07 at 21:01:44, Spudgun wrote:
Why do you have lightning coming out of your head?


Its her Ben horny head  ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Sep 13th, 2007, 10:48am
heh heh and i was the sober one ::)

ah so many anecdotes... ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Sep 15th, 2007, 1:17pm

on 09/12/07 at 10:39:41, Solarman wrote:
Can I pitch...

COMING TO A FORUM NEAR YOU
AN EROTIC BAUBLES PRODUCTION
RANDOM CRAIC IITHIS TIME IT'S STILL FLIPPANT



yes if its causing problems for some of us, you can close my craic and open another  :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Sep 15th, 2007, 3:19pm
:-[

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Sep 15th, 2007, 4:41pm

on 09/15/07 at 13:17:02, helen wrote:
you can close my craic and open another

What?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Sep 15th, 2007, 4:58pm
I think this smutty innuendo should stop! There is no need for this type of language.

(c) R_J 2007

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Sep 15th, 2007, 5:01pm
It has to be typed. It's tinternet's only way.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Sep 15th, 2007, 5:26pm
Pedantic ghet!

You know what I mean!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Sep 15th, 2007, 6:17pm

on 09/15/07 at 17:26:54, Daisy wrote:
Pedantic ghet!

Oooops, forgot meself again

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Sep 15th, 2007, 10:28pm
Know the feeling matey - had way too much of the vino blanco plonko ce soir - just missing eldest daughter (step) - my drinking partner and my route to places that are darker than my own - I love her and miss her already...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Sep 15th, 2007, 10:30pm
Letting go of your children as they grow up is the hardest bit, I hear. I've got 10 years until then! Your daughter's picked a fine city to go to Uni.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Sep 15th, 2007, 11:52pm
Allegedly - she'll be fine but there's half of me thinking she'll be home by Chrismas and enrolling in JMU...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Vegi on Sep 16th, 2007, 5:57pm

My lad has also moved away this weekend. Hes gone to live in Inverness. Any info on Inverness (by our Scottish friends)would be much appreciated. :)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Sep 16th, 2007, 7:04pm

on 09/16/07 at 17:57:50, Vegi wrote:
My lad has also moved away this weekend. Hes gone to live in Inverness. Any info on Inverness (by our Scottish friends)would be much appreciated. :)


Is that anywhere near the Kyle of Lochalsh (sp?)

I've been to Mull - twas nice!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Sep 16th, 2007, 7:39pm

on 09/16/07 at 17:57:50, Vegi wrote:
My lad has also moved away this weekend. Hes gone to live in Inverness. Any info on Inverness (by our Scottish friends)would be much appreciated. :)

I've been there several times. Nice place.

In 1987, I spent a week touring round Scotland on a rail rover ticket. I arrived in Inverness in the small hours and killed time in the Wimpy before my onward train to the wilds of Caithness.

In the 90's, the wife and I pitched up in a B&B there. We strolled out to take in a movie - The Piano, as I recall.

Dingwall's nice too, a climb to the sunlit monument after arriving from Kyle and awaiting a Thurso/Wick train. Sticky bun from bakery. What's not to like?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Sep 16th, 2007, 10:13pm
Sounds good to me but is it anything to do with Inverness?

I've been to Scotland twice: first time was literally a flying visit when the previous Mr Daisy went for an interview at 'The Nippers' - the prep school for Loretto in Musselboro (sp???)

The second time was when the present Mr D and I and the small boy went to Oban/Mull/Seil island.
It all ended in misery as I had a miscarriage and ended up on the 2.5 hour journey from Oban to Paisley to be sat in a corridor with stab victims, those cuffed to police officers etc etc. Ended up checking myself out and coming home to the Womens Hospital in Liverpool where they at least treat you like a human being who may be going through some sort of emotional trauma.

Sorry - unnecessary rant - but the whole thing still hurts so much...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Sep 17th, 2007, 8:27am
What a shame that you have such bad memories of Scotland. We spent 10 days there over "summer" and it was brilliant.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Sep 18th, 2007, 11:03am
see mr kershaw has pleaded guilty to drink driving & approaching his wife under a restraint  :-/ doh!
the things we do for love eh?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Sep 18th, 2007, 11:15am
5 weeks until half term ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Sep 18th, 2007, 11:21am
Aaaaaand why aren't you in work, stirring balsamic vinegar into a cauldron of organic gruel?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Sep 18th, 2007, 11:22am
sneaked on a pc. ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Sep 18th, 2007, 12:10pm
Get to work! There's 10,000 king prawns to shell for lunch!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Sep 18th, 2007, 2:57pm
Can I have a get out on yer bike shout out for the Spudgun?.

He went for a checkup at the Docs this morning & promised himself he would cycle Mortimer forest in Ludlowcestershire & has left it too late & will have to go somewhere closer to home now.

Big no need on my part.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Sep 18th, 2007, 3:03pm
It's Ludlowcescestershire's loss.

GET TO SPOKE!!
Must get some oil for The Chain!
etc.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Sep 18th, 2007, 4:36pm

on 09/18/07 at 14:57:31, Spudgun wrote:
Ludlowcestershire


Ah, not far from Leintwardinecestershire!  I spent many a happy summer at my nans there!  :)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Sep 18th, 2007, 4:58pm

on 09/18/07 at 11:03:53, Mystic wrote:
see mr kershaw has pleaded guilty to drink driving & approaching his wife under a restraint  :-/

A sad story (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7000622.stm). No winners here.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Sep 18th, 2007, 5:39pm

on 09/18/07 at 16:58:11, Solarman wrote:
A sad story (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7000622.stm). No winners here.



Poor guy.

Let's just hope he can get through this business & rebuild his life.


Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Sep 18th, 2007, 10:22pm

on 09/18/07 at 17:39:45, Spudgun wrote:
Poor guy.

Let's just hope he can get through this business & rebuild his life.


I've always loved listening to/watching/reading Andy Kershaw. He clearly has difficulties in his life - I just hope he has the strength to find help with them - tho I fear the opposite will be the reality...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Sep 19th, 2007, 10:49am

on 09/15/07 at 22:28:11, Daisy wrote:
Know the feeling matey - had way too much of the vino blanco plonko ce soir - just missing eldest daughter (step) - my drinking partner and my route to places that are darker than my own - I love her and miss her already...



mushent gruummblee our kid, it makes meeting up all the better.



Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Sep 25th, 2007, 8:20pm
And a very, very big HIIIIIII goes out to all our fat friends in Scotlandshire tonight! Top of the EU league, eh? Deep-fried Mars bars all round! Job's a good 'un!

We're only jealous...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Celebrity Sheep on Sep 25th, 2007, 9:46pm

on 09/25/07 at 20:20:38, Solarman wrote:
And a very, very big HIIIIIII goes out to all our fat friends in Scotlandshire tonight! Top of the EU league, eh? Deep-fried Mars bars all round! Job's a good 'un!

We're only jealous...


I don't like Mars Bars, deep-fried or otherwise. I am, however, a bat fastard.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Sep 25th, 2007, 9:51pm
With a blue tongue.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Sep 25th, 2007, 10:10pm
y yeh bammy jastered

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Sep 25th, 2007, 10:11pm
Why they're just a nation of belly jabies

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Sep 25th, 2007, 10:13pm
and yeh all that above for A. kershaw,hope he sorts it all owt must be a t*at when kids are involved..... :-/


Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Sep 25th, 2007, 10:19pm
reete i'm off to me pit,i'm all vino'd up inna thomson6 stylleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,surfed the internet highway, sent countless e-mithers of complaint in red ink(hi gareth >:() and i think it's time to go before i fall asleep at the keyb.....................rglkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkgbggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Sep 26th, 2007, 9:28am
WAKE  UP    ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Sep 26th, 2007, 9:49am

on 09/25/07 at 22:19:02, raf wrote:
reete i'm off to me pit,i'm all vino'd up inna thomson6 stylleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,surfed the internet highway, sent countless e-mithers of complaint in red ink(hi gareth >:() and i think it's time to go before i fall asleep at the keyb.....................rglkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkgbggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg



lol

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Sep 26th, 2007, 10:20am
I'd best get widescreen if yer gonna do that!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Oct 3rd, 2007, 1:16am
Apropos of nowt, and in keeping with the theme of this thread, I was on the wireless!!!

It were ace, and I'm hoping to do more, including an interview with Frank Sidebottom.  The programme was thrown together while we were on air.  Proper rabbit in the headlights stuff.  If the lovely people at ALL fm let us do another one, we'll be better prepared, and hopefully won't have to invent competition winners!

PS Watch out Riley!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Oct 3rd, 2007, 9:39am
excellent! where? when? why? how?

id love to hear it ;D the BBers are slowly taking over the airwaves

if i appeared on a reality show id almost certainly get to be on the Big Show within a matter of days... ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Oct 3rd, 2007, 10:31am
Where's your head at, right now? Yes, Yours!

Tom from Groove Armada will be explaining on 6Mix "where my head is at right now". Worth knowing.

Mine's on my neck between my shoulders, by the way

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Oct 3rd, 2007, 1:31pm

on 10/03/07 at 10:31:24, Solarman wrote:
Where's your head at, right now?

Mine's on my neck between my shoulders


As opposed to your other neck not between your shoulders?  :o

;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Oct 3rd, 2007, 1:53pm
>:( For the want of a comma!

Mine's on my neck, between my shoulders

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Oct 3rd, 2007, 2:02pm
pedant's corner is alive and well ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Oct 3rd, 2007, 4:42pm

on 10/03/07 at 13:53:39, Solarman wrote:
>:( For the want of a comma!

Mine's on my neck, between my shoulders


always watch your comma's ;)


Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Oct 3rd, 2007, 4:56pm

on 10/03/07 at 13:53:39, Solarman wrote:
Mine's on my neck, between my shoulders


Aaahhhh, that's better thanks.  :)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Oct 3rd, 2007, 8:51pm
Blimey Charlie, I was wittering nonsense last night.


on 10/03/07 at 09:39:38, littlemissmosher wrote:
excellent! where? when? why? how?

Community radio, promoting Oxjam gigs.  Mondays 3-4 throughout October.  I'm pencilled in for the 29th, and if I haven't done that Dougal thing of confusing dreams with reality, I'll be interviewing Frank Sidebottom.  Can that be real?

Will probably loiter in the background for the rest of the shows.


Quote:
id love to hear it ;D

This week's would have been the aural equivalent of nails on a blackboard.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Oct 3rd, 2007, 9:09pm
Big up nuff respec inna area.

You realise you'll have to get some photocards done now.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Oct 11th, 2007, 9:24am
myself and mrs mystic went to gordon ramsays new resturant in powerscourt dublin last night...... YUMMY ! :P my god the food was amazing  :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Oct 11th, 2007, 9:52am
Isn't it supposed to be F*@~KING amazing?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Oct 11th, 2007, 11:30pm
please excuse my lateness of this review as my broadband line is running dirt slow....... everything u read and hear about the food is true.... my god it was amazing....and cheap ... worked out at abot 80 a head ... but well worth every penny.  ;) during courses they bring you finger food to try,... i ate pan fried scallop with roast pork belly & tipperary beef ... :P :P if u get a chance to eat at a resturant go!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Oct 12th, 2007, 9:40am
;Dif you're paying...

do they do chips ;D

and what about ploughmans, if i dont eat one  a day i lose my superpowers ;D ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Oct 12th, 2007, 11:19am
does a blank tile on my scrabble selection mean i can use it to mean any letter or what? the rules dont come up on scrabulous (its the new craze!!)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Oct 12th, 2007, 11:23am
Certainly does, but scores 0.

You can swap tiles for your turn - press Swap Tiles (duh) and you can put your tile(s) in place of others already on the board, so long as it's still a valid word (duh again)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Oct 12th, 2007, 11:30am
job's a good un - your move!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Chris M. on Oct 21st, 2007, 10:32pm
Apropos of nothing, but...

...since when was UK History re-named "Dave"? What`s that all about?

Not complaining (it`s QI night, bit o`class), but after a minor scare with a tinternet trojan downloader earlier on, I did think my tellybox had been broken into as well to begin with. They even played an advert for UK History, claiming it was also on Channel 12, but I auto-learned the box and it`s definately Dave now.

I mean, who calls a TV channel "Dave"? My brother`s called Dave, and he might, but as far as I know he works for the council, not the telly.

???

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Oct 21st, 2007, 11:14pm
just be gratefull that he was'nt christened channel 12 by yeh parents then :-/

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Oct 22nd, 2007, 9:31am
There's a fullpage advert for "Dave" on rear of t'Guardian, it's a crap advert because it doesn't explain what QI (Mondays, 9pm), and Bottom and the Tate woman and all, have to do with the big word "Dave" at the bottom.

So What  ???
Perhaps it should say "formerly a TV station you'd heard of" or summat

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Oct 22nd, 2007, 6:58pm
the previous Mr Daisy was a 'Dave' - there's no way I'd watch a channel with the same name  >:(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Oct 24th, 2007, 5:09pm
i wondered why my mum said she was watching Dave last night ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Oct 25th, 2007, 10:57am
One of my mates calls me Dave, 'cos of my love of the bestest Dave...  Mr Gilmour.  8)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Oct 25th, 2007, 11:23am
or grohl :-* :-* :-*

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Oct 25th, 2007, 8:51pm
This was on Colin Murrays [my new mate!] Black Hole & rather splendid.

Now I can't stop sing like the Cookie Monster!.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icKOyZBkw0


If the link doesn't work then type Foo Fighters & Cookie Monster in Youtube & away you go.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Mystic on Oct 25th, 2007, 11:35pm
its called dave after only fools and horses.. its all about comedy

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Oct 26th, 2007, 9:16pm
thats what i was thinking 8)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Oct 26th, 2007, 9:19pm
anyone watching peter and katie ???

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Oct 26th, 2007, 10:01pm

on 10/26/07 at 21:19:11, helen wrote:
anyone watching peter and katie ???


is it compulsory??

*noooo - screams and shrieks as dragged away by tv thought police*

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Vegi on Oct 27th, 2007, 1:03am
Crikey!!! Mike Bond goes away for a few days and this forum  comes to a standstill. Hurry back Solar. :)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Oct 27th, 2007, 4:04pm
I've been slaving away at the Volvo coal face this week & it was my wedding anniversary on Tuesday so it would have been bad form to retire to the drawing room & er Bong as I believe it is called.

Am I excused?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Oct 27th, 2007, 5:27pm
you're excused - only cos you fitted Sandy's radio for her tho  ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Oct 28th, 2007, 1:52pm
Yes I can hear her come aroun the corner in her car now.

OOZ OOZ OOZ OOZ OOZ OOZ.....stops.........a few seconds later the llose paving slab to the right of the front doors lifts............key in door..........."I'm home!"..........................."No sh*t sherlock I could hear you in the next village!".  

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Oct 28th, 2007, 7:50pm

on 10/27/07 at 01:03:58, Vegi wrote:
Crikey!!! Mike Bond goes away for a few days and this forum  comes to a standstill. Hurry back Solar. :)

HONEY I'M HOME!!!
???
Forum looks OK to me!


on 10/27/07 at 17:27:46, Daisy wrote:
you fitted Sandy's radio

Not heard it called that before...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Oct 28th, 2007, 9:12pm

on 10/28/07 at 19:50:41, Solarman wrote:
HONEY I'M HOME!!!
???
Forum looks OK to me!

Not heard it called that before...


stay tuned  ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Oct 28th, 2007, 10:18pm

on 10/28/07 at 21:12:19, Daisy wrote:
stay tuned  ;)

;D
but tuned to what... not Virgin obviously...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Oct 29th, 2007, 11:18am
ive lost BBC2 on my kitchen telly :'( :'(

its strange because itv is now channel 2 on my t.v.

18days and ive lost the lot!

i will have to invest in a digi box.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Oct 29th, 2007, 12:19pm

on 10/29/07 at 11:18:11, helen wrote:
ive lost BBC2 on my kitchen telly :'( :'(

Hi Hels! You did know it was going to happen surely?
You need a digibox so you can lishen to Marc and Guy Garvey and all that!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Oct 29th, 2007, 2:52pm



on 10/27/07 at 01:03:58, Vegi wrote:
Crikey!!! Mike Bond goes away for a few days and this forum  comes to a standstill. Hurry back Solar. :)


lol nice to see i was missed ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Oct 29th, 2007, 3:21pm
see, I didn't know you'd been away, cos I was too...

A mutual welcome back to all of us.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Oct 29th, 2007, 4:31pm

on 10/29/07 at 12:19:23, Solarman wrote:
Hi Hels! You did know it was going to happen surely?
You need a digibox so you can lishen to Marc and Guy Garvey and all that!



yes i did, but you know what im like..........wait until i have nothing to watch before i do anything about it :-[ :-[ :-[

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Vegi on Oct 29th, 2007, 6:02pm
Welcome back to our BBng regulars. 8)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Oct 29th, 2007, 6:09pm
nowt regular around here, pesky medication ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Oct 29th, 2007, 9:15pm
Irregular regularity  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Nov 12th, 2007, 6:25pm
i was watching brainiac, and john tickle went outside to his car (not outside my house though!) and he phoned another brainiac inside, who opened his car with the cars remote control locking system....from inside via the mobile phone.

me and mr helen tryed it, we either are not brainiacs  ::) or it dusnt work.....


please try and tell moi. ???

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Nov 12th, 2007, 6:42pm
I think I can explain this one Helen.

You & Mr Helen are decent hardworking folk & John Tickle is a feckless publicity hungry arse!.

Just like anyone else who enters a portakabin to gain 'celebrity status' for a few weeks.


Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Nov 13th, 2007, 5:24pm
Most cars can be unlocked from inside a house, if the keyfob battery is new enough (i.e. mine won't).

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Nov 13th, 2007, 5:43pm
So it's stand on the roof of the car then Mike & then click.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Nov 13th, 2007, 6:53pm
If I'm in a hurry, I start walking away from the car while trying to get my thumb on the fob button in my pocket, more often than not by the time I press it I'm out of range and have to go back  >:(

*NB: you can easily replace "I" and "my" throughout this post with the name of your favourite alternative musician or Mark & Lard character.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Nov 21st, 2007, 2:47pm
ive just got up (off nightshift btw), And all my dream(s) seem to be about this place!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by DC on Nov 27th, 2007, 3:02pm
you could think about this place in the day like i do sometimes.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Nov 27th, 2007, 10:24pm
Just think, Ratty and Ian bickering even while we sleep...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Nov 27th, 2007, 11:39pm
;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Nov 28th, 2007, 9:39am
is it just me or are last nights shows for marc and mark/stu on lishen again LAST tue's shows? methinks they are in a pickle again, no wonder with all this deejay shuffling, its a ruddy nuisance

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Nov 28th, 2007, 9:43am
pah just found a dave grohl interview so i shall be grinning for the next 29 minutes instead ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Nov 28th, 2007, 5:51pm
enjoying the floyd documentary on R2 - wish id not missed the first part though! they all have such nice speaking voices ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by DC on Nov 29th, 2007, 5:07am
craigs 5 am thought.

god i wish it could be 2001 again, only can i be as old as i am now instead.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Nov 30th, 2007, 8:45pm

on 11/29/07 at 05:07:09, DC wrote:
craigs 5 am thought.

god i wish it could be 2001 again, only can i be as old as i am now instead.



and wiser DC ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Dec 1st, 2007, 1:42am

on 11/28/07 at 09:43:22, littlemissmosher wrote:
pah just found a dave grohl interview so i shall be grinning for the next 29 minutes instead ;D

'grinning' Is that what they call it nowadays? It'll make you go blind!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Vegi on Dec 2nd, 2007, 1:53am

on 11/28/07 at 09:43:22, littlemissmosher wrote:
pah just found a dave grohl interview so i shall be grinning for the next 29 minutes instead ;D


I remember Buns saying,she was told that she looked like Dave Grohl. Could there be a BBng romance on here? MMMM Babeh. :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Vegi on Dec 2nd, 2007, 2:04am
Thats two people i wont be expecting a Xmas card off. :( ;D
Ah well! i know i will get one off me ole mucker, Hungdonkeywoman. ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Dec 2nd, 2007, 4:03pm
dear oh dear ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by R_J on Dec 4th, 2007, 3:57pm
Westwood is 50 - I didn't know until 2 minutes ago, I would have said 42

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Dec 4th, 2007, 7:10pm

on 12/04/07 at 15:57:34, R_J wrote:
Westwood is 50 - I didn't know until 2 minutes ago, I would have said 42


Timmy?
He's not doing bad on it!
For a minute I thought you meant Dame Viv and was about to protest loudly  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Dec 6th, 2007, 8:54pm
I think, if I were involved in a romantic encounter whilst trying to pass myself off as Dave Grohl, I would very quickly be rumbled.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Dec 6th, 2007, 11:17pm
Happybirfdayto YO
Happybirfdayto YO
Happybirfdaydear MOFO
Happybirfdayto WESSSSSSSWOOOOOOOOOD
Now blow away your candles you piece'a' s**t

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by R_J on Dec 7th, 2007, 3:11pm
The new youtube if you read the Guardian

http://www.joost.com

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Vegi on Dec 9th, 2007, 2:33am
Just realised its was my BBng birthday( yesterday) Thanx for the best wishes you guys( its been my avatar for months now) Upset Vegi :(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Dec 9th, 2007, 2:36pm
Happy BB Birthday Vegi. ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Dec 10th, 2007, 1:56am

on 12/09/07 at 02:33:15, Vegi wrote:
Just realised its was my BBng birthday( yesterday) Thanx for the best wishes you guys( its been my avatar for months now) Upset Vegi :(



mushent grrummbblle our pal, i for one never read them (soz)

happy (belated) birthday from me :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*


maybe we should reminders on out screens or a promt of birthdays etc. we have all known each other long enough too.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Dec 10th, 2007, 8:49am
Awww bless, Vegi, you're two!

When's your real birthday?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Dec 11th, 2007, 7:29pm
Sharon fruit - why?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Dec 11th, 2007, 10:16pm

on 12/11/07 at 19:29:02, TheBunny wrote:
Sharon fruit - why?


Sharon fruit bat - self explanatory ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Vegi on Dec 12th, 2007, 11:01pm
What is it with these Scousers,robbing there own players houses. :o ::) ;) I bet they will say its man u fans trying to upset gerrard before the big match.  By the way Daisy where were you last night. ::) ;D >

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Dec 12th, 2007, 11:12pm
"Fantastically Rich Footballer's Luxury Mansion Burgled By Impoverished Scousers While Man Of House Obviously At Work And Too Tight To Pay Security Guard To Protect His Investment" doesn't fit on a tabloid front page.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Vegi on Dec 12th, 2007, 11:31pm

on 12/10/07 at 08:49:08, Solarman wrote:
Awww bless, Vegi, you're two!

When's your real birthday?


Thanks for that you guys.It seems longer than 2 years that i have been on these boards( it most probably seems longer to you lot) Hi Jocksy! ;D  

Real Birthday 21st March. ( no surprise parties now, you lot) 8) ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Dec 13th, 2007, 3:45am
It's just not right.
Japanese scientists create mice with no fear of cats (http://www.guardian.co.uk/japan/story/0,,2226236,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=12)


Quote:
In experiments with cats belonging to students, the genetically engineered rodents simply carried on as usual, sniffing and playing with their nemesis as if nature had intended them to be best friends.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Dec 13th, 2007, 7:59pm
I don't know what is worse. The mouse with no fear or the braindead cat.

I saw an amazing sight on the way home from work tonight.
I was going down a lane & came around a corner to witness a barn owl perched on a gate to a field.
I sat a mere 6-8' away from this wonderful bird for a few moments watching it & then it majestically took flight accross the field & then over the car.

It was a proper WOW! moment.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Dec 13th, 2007, 8:01pm
my friends daughter has been taken into hospital with stevens-johnston syndrom.

came home, googled it and got the shock of my life!

one in one mill chance of catching it..............how unlucky is dat?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Dec 13th, 2007, 8:06pm
I've jus wikepediad it & it's not a nice thing to have by all accounts.

I hope everything will be ok Helen.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Dec 13th, 2007, 9:25pm

on 12/12/07 at 23:01:05, Vegi wrote:
What is it with these Scousers,robbing there own players houses. :o ::) ;) I bet they will say its man u fans trying to upset gerrard before the big match.  By the way Daisy where were you last night. ::) ;D >


At the time in question Hofficer I was watching the mighty Reds stuff Les Frogs - I was in no way anywhere near Formby; I don't do bling; Alex is bigger than me and could probably take me out with one punch; besides Stevie's a Huyton lad so God help them if he ever finds out who did the place over  ;)

Now off to google said syndrome...


Ooh that's not nice - hope she gets better soon Hels. Why do these things always happen in the run up to Christmas? BBC Radio Scouse reported that an 85 year old woman had been run over and killed by a bus in Manchester today - nothing about family or anything just how traffic was disrupted  >:( >:( >:(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Dec 14th, 2007, 8:09am

on 12/13/07 at 21:25:17, Daisy wrote:
I don't do bling

No? What do you do? Motors, DVDs, that sort of thing?  ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by TheBunny on Dec 14th, 2007, 11:19pm

on 12/13/07 at 21:25:17, Daisy wrote:
Ooh that's not nice - hope she gets better soon Hels. Why do these things always happen in the run up to Christmas? BBC Radio Scouse reported that an 85 year old woman had been run over and killed by a bus in Manchester today - nothing about family or anything just how traffic was disrupted  >:( >:( >:(

Bests to the lass.

My colleague had been at a meeting and was heading back when she saw that.  Poor kid was shaken up by it.  Traffic reports like that always bug me.


on 12/13/07 at 19:59:20, Spudgun wrote:
It was a proper WOW! moment.

Barn owls are amazing.  One flew over me and my mother when we were sat in the garden one night.  We knew it was a barn owl cos it was silent.  Awesome in the true sense of the word.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Vegi on Dec 15th, 2007, 1:16am

on 12/13/07 at 20:01:10, helen wrote:
my friends daughter has been taken into hospital with stevens-johnston syndrom.


I heard on the Jezzer Vine show the other day, about what some people had called out an Ambulance for, one was for someone who had got shampoo in their eyes. >:( So is that the Proctor & Gamble Syndrom?


Ill get me coat. ::)


Sorry! i didnt bring one. :-[

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Dec 15th, 2007, 3:38am
It is a bit parky an' all.

It's just not right Part 2.

"Guitar maker proves he's ace of bass" (http://www.ripongazette.co.uk/ripon-news/Guitar-maker-proves-he39s-ace.3584521.jp)

"A RIPON guitar-maker is attracting attention from music buffs around the country after building the UK's first nine-string electric bass."

That's what, seven more then neccessary?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Dec 19th, 2007, 10:30am
for my lunch am having,,,,,toasted sarnie,pack of scampi fries and a bar of choc..........


come on mr wheat; bring the headache on :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Dec 19th, 2007, 11:20am
for brek i had an apple, 2 biccies and 3 throntons chocs - come on mr wheat and mr dairy do your worst!!!
i dont get headaches, my woes accumulate in a different area, as others of you are only too much aware of ;D

ive booked a headache for sat morn though, following a text today from my mate big kev:
"meeting in crown and sceptre fri not sure what time in the AFTERNOON i'll let you know" ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Dec 19th, 2007, 11:05pm

on 12/19/07 at 11:20:05, littlemissmosher wrote:
for brek i had an apple, 2 biccies and 3 throntons chocs - come on mr wheat and mr dairy do your worst!!!
i dont get headaches, my woes accumulate in a different area, as others of you are only too much aware of ;D

ive booked a headache for sat morn though, following a text today from my mate big kev:
"meeting in crown and sceptre fri not sure what time in the AFTERNOON i'll let you know" ;D ;D ;D


Any chance of Big Kev specifying a time other than silly o'clock? It sounds like a fine time to me but there could be problems - ie you could turn up at quarter to sill and the rest of them don't get there till half past silly in which case you could be well and truly moshered...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Dec 20th, 2007, 8:46am
That's exactly what happened to me in Manchester on Tuesday. Still, I'd wisely decided not to drive. And there were three wise men (although on multiple reflection, it was just the one - me!) *Hic*

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Dec 20th, 2007, 9:23am
I normally get up for work at 8

i have to catch a bus at 7.48 tomorrow morn, plus be fully glammed by then to avoid having to take the necessary tools (makeup, straighteners and all that girly shoite) with me so i think i may as well stay up all night!

the things i do for booze ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Dec 20th, 2007, 9:49am
Be honest, you fancy the driver on the 7.48, innit

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Dec 20th, 2007, 10:54am
i wouldnt know, ive not been on that bus since this time last year and for the same cause ;D

i must just remember to get oversilly as i shall be getting either the 9.10, 10.10 or 11.10 bus home later on tomorrow

place your bets ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Dec 20th, 2007, 11:00am
Cab at 11.59, then ("Quick, driver, I turn into a pumpkin in a mo!")

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Dec 20th, 2007, 11:07am
what for £15-£20 for a 5 mile journey! no chance, id rather sleep in a doorway. i shall have the office keys on me, so if worst comes to worst i can crash out in here - beware anyone online at that time of night, a few know what a menace ive been on f/b in the wee small hours

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Dec 20th, 2007, 11:11am
A tenner says you'll never make the 11.10 bus

Or if you do, you'll fall asleep, miss your stop and be woken at the depot by the driver who will offer you a lift home ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Dec 20th, 2007, 11:23am
i reckon it'll be the 10.10, as believe it or not i got the 9.10 last year and i shall be having my first pint at approx 5pm tomorrow, whereas last year it was nearer 4pm when i supped my first.

see this is where maths has a practical application in real life ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Dec 20th, 2007, 6:47pm
It's my office pub crawl tommorow evening.

Bye Bye dignity & hello to spudgun the tramp!. [hic]. ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Dec 20th, 2007, 6:50pm
lol i got called that once, dont think they meant in a "littlest hobo" sense, possibly ::)

we can compare overhangs on saturday then ;Dif i get online im ok though, if you dont see me you know ive gone into hibernation until i start a-moshing in exetercestershire sat night!! ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Dec 20th, 2007, 7:06pm

on 12/20/07 at 18:50:22, littlemissmosher wrote:
lol i got called that once, dont think they meant in a "littlest hobo" sense, possibly ::)

we can compare overhangs on saturday then ;Dif i get online im ok though, if you dont see me you know ive gone into hibernation until i start a-moshing in exetercestershire sat night!! ;D


what? they call you spudgun as well? can't be right  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Dec 21st, 2007, 9:08am
well here is the day i wont see sunlight
got up at 6.40 IN THE DARK
walked to bus stop IN THE DARK
got off bus IN THE DARK

no wonder S.A.D. is rife!!!

Title: Re: random craic
Post by helen on Dec 21st, 2007, 9:32am
.thats my life now im on njghts. roll on the summer ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Dec 21st, 2007, 1:18pm
Yeh jokin Lou, had to go out IN THE DARK? Can't be right... Your fault for choosing 21 December, the shortest day!

I can tell you that even in early October, it's dark at 6am, really it is

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Dec 21st, 2007, 1:59pm
i cant even see the end of the road from the window for fog here now, that'll be nice healthy air to step out into in 3 hours time...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Dec 21st, 2007, 2:19pm
Sure it's not just the window's misted up?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Dec 21st, 2007, 3:18pm
that would require some HEAT in the room! boss took our heaters away, as he thinks pathetic radiators are sufficient ???
secretary brought them back in!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Dec 21st, 2007, 3:32pm
If it's below 16C you can legally go home, y'know

Lou opens all windows

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Dec 21st, 2007, 3:52pm
our boss doesnt believe in such things, he thinks its acceptable to stand in open doorways on his fag breaks, and that just having no smoking signs up means he has complied with the law ???

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Dec 22nd, 2007, 5:56pm
I feel like death warmed up & I've got to go our again tonight.

I may have a restoritive beer to chase this hangover away.

Before I start on my mates homebrew of course! ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Dec 22nd, 2007, 6:38pm

on 12/22/07 at 17:56:34, Spudgun wrote:
I feel like death warmed up & I've got to go our again tonight.

I may have a restoritive beer to chase this hangover away.

Before I start on my mates homebrew of course! ;D


Bring on the Festive Hairy Dog!!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Dec 22nd, 2007, 8:27pm
I've not made homebrew for a bit...

SO MUCH BEER, SO LITTLE TIME

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Dec 23rd, 2007, 4:27pm
I'm too old for repeated partying.

We had a Chilli night at a friends last night [with the chilli challenge for the boys] & my mate has inherited a pool table & dartboard in his cellar from his wifes place of work.
Well it all got a bit competative & drinks flowed for hours & I have the hangover back again & I'm expected next door for a few drinks later.

I don't think I'll make it to next Friday!!!!!!!! :-/

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Vegi on Dec 24th, 2007, 1:17am
Crikey!!! Knife Crime is rife in this country :o especially when it happens on your own doorstep. On friday night a Man ( who i know of) was stabbed to death in a alleyway( about 300 yards from my Parents house) a man in his 20s has been  arrested.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Dec 24th, 2007, 6:06pm
It's sad, sad news Vegi & I'm sorry to hear that.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Vegi on Dec 25th, 2007, 12:31am
Just to put the record straight, the person died of Head injuries and not Knife related ( the rumour mongers got it wrong, as usual) but anyway still tragic. I know his brother( Abby) who is great lad ,and on the rare occasion i see him always calls me Young Richards( Surname) as he was big mates with my older brother in their younger days. Also his brother Commited Suicide a few years back.

Anyway!!! on a brighter note, Merry F***ing Christmas fellow BBngrs. ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Dec 25th, 2007, 11:03pm
Oooooh, uuugghh and not very nice - still hope you've had a good day oh vegi one - it's been planet chaos in daisy world!!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Dec 27th, 2007, 11:50am
tryewd to access b.bong on-line on my phine during christmas night, cant do it. :'( :'( why am i sooo crap at all things techy :'( :'(

hope you all had a good time and i hope all bongers are safe :-*

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Dec 27th, 2007, 6:50pm
Hiya Hels, we Daisies have emerged unscathed from the festivities - only a few minor domestics  ;) - hope you and yours have done the same, and all other BBers  :-* :-*

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Dec 29th, 2007, 1:30pm
i did, and i am offical off work now ;D ;D ;D ;D until 3rd jan 2008

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jan 12th, 2008, 12:06pm
got this off my insurance company, hope it make s you laugh like i did!

Tall tales from the world of insurance claims

The stress of an accident and the apportioning of blame that it entails can throw up some surprising stories from insurance payout claimants. Here we highlight some of the more unusual and, quite often, unintentionally hilarious suggestions that have been sent to insurers over the years.

"Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early."

"The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind."

"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought."

"I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket."

Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: Travelled by bus?

The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were:
Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn.
Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.

"On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke."
"I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight"

"The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again"

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."

"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."

"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way"

"A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face"

"In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."

"I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car."

"Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."
"I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it."

"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."

"As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before."

"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian."

"My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle."

"I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull."

"The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."

"The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end."

"The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing."

"I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way."

"No one was to blame for the accident but it would never have happened if the other driver had been alert."

;D ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jan 12th, 2008, 12:26pm
Accidents Will Happen - Elvis (Has Left The Scene) Costello

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Vegi on Jan 13th, 2008, 2:18am

 ;D for Hels post &  ;D ;D for Solars. 8)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 2nd, 2008, 6:00pm
i was listening by accident to local tinpot, and the stero-offnics were on singing "have a nice day", then those thiefing gits called travis came on "why does it always rain on me" and then  kiss with "crazy crazy nights"................i think (apart from them being stuck in 1990 summat,) they were having a mark and lard last show moment! ;D


happy days and how i still miss them...... :'( :'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 14th, 2008, 6:01pm
was that marks and lards old guest( and also marks solo show) that was on BRASSED OFF with the very sexy EWAN MCTOTTY??  or ive i dreamed it or made it up??

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Apr 10th, 2008, 12:15am
Look at me and all me mates! ;D

26 Guests, 1 Users
helen  

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 19th, 2008, 12:56pm
This (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7355402.stm) BBC report about the Bristol terrorist alerts contains a 2-minute video clip of a police statement. The window contains a volume slider, which when moved brings up a number representing the volume level. I have to report that this number is on a scale of 1 to 11 - yes, it lets you turn the volume up to 11. Rock'n'roll!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Apr 20th, 2008, 8:39pm
srog no1 joined the RAF and goes july 9th to buckinghamestershire (they dont call it that in the RAF though ;D).

more nearer to france than home :'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by DC on Apr 21st, 2008, 4:01am

on 04/19/08 at 12:56:41, Solarman wrote:
This (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7355402.stm) BBC report about the Bristol terrorist alerts contains a 2-minute video clip of a police statement. The window contains a volume slider, which when moved brings up a number representing the volume level. I have to report that this number is on a scale of 1 to 11 - yes, it lets you turn the volume up to 11. Rock'n'roll!

i tell you what, you can't beat the crack.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Apr 21st, 2008, 9:25am

on 04/20/08 at 20:39:54, helen wrote:
srog no1 joined the RAF and goes july 9th to buckinghamestershire (they dont call it that in the RAF though ;D).

more nearer to france than home :'(


can i have his phone number ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 21st, 2008, 11:20am
We're only 50 miles from Buckingham, indeed my mum is there right now attending a funeral, having stayed here overnight. I can tell you Hels, it's safe, so long as he stays away from Sir Terry Wogan's estate in Taplow (his staff have an intruder policy of shoot-to-kill), HMP Aylesbury, and Stoke Mande(Sir-Jimmeh-Sa)ville Hospital.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Apr 21st, 2008, 8:41pm

on 04/21/08 at 09:25:34, littlemissmosher wrote:
can i have his phone number ;D



daughter in law??  lol.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Apr 21st, 2008, 8:43pm

on 04/21/08 at 11:20:06, Solarman wrote:
We're only 50 miles from Buckingham, indeed my mum is there right now attending a funeral, having stayed here overnight. I can tell you Hels, it's safe, so long as he stays away from Sir Terry Wogan's estate in Taplow (his staff have an intruder policy of shoot-to-kill), HMP Aylesbury, and Stoke Mande(Sir-Jimmeh-Sa)ville Hospital.



think thats the place Aylesbury, RAF HALTON?

bloody miles away from home. :'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Apr 22nd, 2008, 12:27am
Aww. How comes your old enough to have a son join RAF anyhooo?
;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 22nd, 2008, 10:11am
Will he be landing his chopper on his girlfriend's front lawn anytime soon?

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Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Apr 23rd, 2008, 9:30pm

on 04/22/08 at 00:27:34, Daisy wrote:
Aww. How comes your old enough to have a son join RAF anyhooo?
;D



we had him when we were 19. he is 19 now.

im old :'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Apr 23rd, 2008, 9:34pm
did anyone read about my neighbour in the daily papers getting fined abut his wheelie bin??

it was even in the daily mail!
its been on gmtv,5 live, look north and lots more..

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Apr 23rd, 2008, 10:20pm
Ooer - I read it on the front page of the daily fascist! Is he really your neighbour? Can you get his autograph? Is it worth owt?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Saintfunny on Apr 23rd, 2008, 11:29pm
He must have 'wheelie bin' p**sed off

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Apr 24th, 2008, 3:08pm
poor buggar, he is a really nice lad too.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 24th, 2008, 7:22pm
Beauraureauocracy gone mad.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Celebrity Sheep on Apr 25th, 2008, 8:42pm
It's all a load of rubbish.

It's time for some anarchy in the UK. We've had Helen's neighbour, a 4-year old girl being fined for accidentally dropping a bit of a sausage roll, a Down's Syndrome boy being accused of racism. What next?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Apr 26th, 2008, 9:52pm
I'm very pleased to read (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7367774.stm) that the Colossal Squid is now out of the freezer and defrosting, ready for a tasty dinner for several thousand on, ooooh, maybe Wednesday. They had been calculating the quantities of soy sauce required to stir-fry it.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Apr 26th, 2008, 11:22pm

on 04/26/08 at 21:52:40, Solarman wrote:
I'm very pleased to read (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7367774.stm) that the Colossal Squid is now out of the freezer and defrosting, ready for a tasty dinner for several thousand on, ooooh, maybe Wednesday. They had been calculating the quantities of soy sauce required to stir-fry it.



iit looks like something russell t davis or george lucas would have dreamt up!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on May 1st, 2008, 4:40pm
hope this works, this is my sons pal in my back garden last summer..

be careful because he is swearing alot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIAVPgWSm78

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on May 6th, 2008, 11:14am
are we all getting this beautiful weather we are having in cumbriaestershire??

too hot for back shift :'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on May 6th, 2008, 11:40am
Merseysidecestershire is positively aglow and a trip to the swing park is planned for this afternoon's child friendly activity  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on May 6th, 2008, 4:56pm
And today's bad parenting award goes to.... ME!

Sing park definitely swung, and the slide did just as it said on the label, but, guess who forgot the bloody Factor 50 suncream?  Small boy has pink arms - tho not as pink as my boa thank goodness  :-[

*looks to see if social services are on their way*

if anyone asks, you ain't seen me...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on May 6th, 2008, 5:28pm
It's only May and Liverpoolshire is up the North, so whodathoughtit? You're in the clear, it was freak weather conditions.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on May 6th, 2008, 8:46pm
Rather grand weather we're having.

I spent an agreeable couple of hours mountain biking Yesterday.

Well it beat painting the hall,stair & landing.

It still remains uncarpeted & in need of gloss & typical me I've started something & now I'm not so sure I can be arsed to finish it immediateley as that nice Mr Morrissey said once.

I will ,of course, finish it as I hate mess.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on May 6th, 2008, 9:53pm
Mr Morrissey also sings on his new record "You're gonna miss me when I'm gone."

WRONNNNGGGG!!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on May 7th, 2008, 8:26pm
I take it you're not a worshipper at the chapel of SPM?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on May 7th, 2008, 9:33pm
Smiths = without fault
Mozzer, circa Suedehead / Hairdresser On Fire = still good
Morrissey, now = just leave it, will yer!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on May 21st, 2008, 2:41pm
sprog no1 has gone to raf halton today for a taster week.

sprog no2 very sad, crying all the time.

sprog no1 and sprog no2 fight more than tom and jerry.
ive told him, he better rememeber to text her to cheer her up. 8)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on May 23rd, 2008, 7:00pm

on 05/21/08 at 14:41:21, helen wrote:
taster week

Worrying, which part of Sprog1 do they taste?

Sprog2: no need to cry, Sprog1 will return older and wiser (and with extremities nibbled)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on May 23rd, 2008, 10:46pm
lol.

even the dog is pining for him!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on May 23rd, 2008, 10:49pm
sorry to answer myself, but is it normal to hang out your washing at 10.40pm like i have just done??

DO I NEED MY HEAD LOOKED AT??? ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on May 24th, 2008, 8:46am
Do you mean outside, or indoors on a horse?

Either way you're mad!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on May 26th, 2008, 2:29am
The reality is that we all live busy lives & we get jobs done as & when.
I've been known to be doing the very same thing at daft hours.

I've thought of washing my car after dark but stopped short of reasoning beyond my obsessiveness that the neighbours would think I'm a loon.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on May 27th, 2008, 1:03pm
mr helen was hoovering at 5.45am today, my neighbours know he is mental!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by RAFSTOPCARRYON on May 27th, 2008, 1:11pm
i've washed the car in the dark before :-[

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by RAFSTOPCARRYON on May 27th, 2008, 1:12pm
maybe a touch of ocd methinks

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by RAFSTOPCARRYON on May 27th, 2008, 1:16pm
got yeh txt helon..........9a.m the next morning ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on May 27th, 2008, 2:04pm

on 05/27/08 at 13:03:30, helen wrote:
mr helen was hoovering at 5.45am today, my neighbours know he is mental!

im surprised they tolerate it at that hour, i wouldnt! my neighbours were making a lot of noise (sounded like they were having a clear out, it wasnt party or music noise) till gone 2am on sat - boy did they get a s**tty letter through their door at 7am the next morning!
if people dont complain the first time something happens, then its no wonder people get upset by neighbours noise - if you dont tell them its a problem, most genuinely dont realise!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on May 27th, 2008, 7:55pm
Wow that assertivness course was useful then! ;D

I reckon you've watched Dom Jolys complainer this past few weeks.

I have the three step approach.

1. Ask politely for what is bothering you to stop.

2. Mention that you have asked politely etc.........

3.Turn into a psychotic, moleavelant b@st@rd & forget your manners.

It's good to get angry sometimes! ;D  

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on May 28th, 2008, 9:37am
yes well when i had to stay in all weekend to do mock exams and revise i wasnt too chuffed at having to do one of them after only 3 hours sleep >:(
i dont care if my neighbours think im a *&$% as long as they keep *&$%ing quiet about it! plus i have the landlord's and letting agent's contact details....

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on May 28th, 2008, 2:36pm
lol, you go girl!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on May 30th, 2008, 7:55pm
anyone hear ediths last show??...............................


no i didnt think so!  my sister did though.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on May 30th, 2008, 11:43pm
Didn't know she was leaving. But then again I never lsten to R1 anymore, apart from Colin Murray the odd time, [He's not the great tosser he was in the days after The Biggest Show].
I never took to the woman to be honest, along with that odious Cox.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Lyndon on May 31st, 2008, 4:10am
i've heard a lot of postive things about colin murray since he moved to nights. the interview he did with mark last year was fantastic.
edith will return to radio 1 but there's speculation that she will go to weekends at some point like sara cox did when scott mills took over from her in 2004.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on May 31st, 2008, 9:18pm
DC  have you seen the time??

can you not sleep!!! ::)

yeah ive heard good things about colin too,ive never listened though.

he doesnt seem as much of a tosser now.
is that cos he is out of "that" slot or he is playing music he belives in???

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jun 2nd, 2008, 11:29am
lol hels you wait till i get a laptop and broadband at home!!! i'll be online all night hehe

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jun 3rd, 2008, 9:28pm
lol

what a rock and roll lifestyle we all lead, im sometimes in bed by now when im 1st shift next morning!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jun 14th, 2008, 8:42am
i am watching dora the explorer with my niece at the moment, and i was thinking how much childrens tv has changed since i was little.....

sometimes not for the best either....

faith and i love watching TOM AND JERRY (old ones) the best. she laughs her head off...
is JERRY now a girl mouse btw??

i used to love THE HAIR BEAR BUNCH  when i was little...
and this morning looking in the mirror i could have joined them!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jun 14th, 2008, 9:23am
They used the theme to Trumpton on The News Quiz last night. All those innocent years of wholesome telly came flooding back.

"'Smack My Bitch Up' by The Prodigy there", said Jeremy Hardy ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Jun 14th, 2008, 11:08am
hhmmmm searches his head full of cartons and broken buisquuits..finds file on hair bear bunch

oogghh ooogghh mr beegley
ooogghhh botch you clot

and i think the title song had "in the wonderland zoo" innit somewhere

invisible motorbike aswell ???

my head is full of worthless sh*t

fond memories

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Jun 15th, 2008, 3:10am

on 06/14/08 at 09:23:46, Solarman wrote:
They used the theme to Trumpton on The News Quiz last night. All those innocent years of wholesome telly came flooding back.

"'Smack My Bitch Up' by The Prodigy there", said Jeremy Hardy ;D



I'm looking forward to listening to it on lishen again.

The News Quiz just gets better & better...........although I miss Alan Corens anecdotes.
In particular the one about Mr Coren & a Sgt Major teaching him to dance & upstairs in the same building was the late & very great Humphrey Littleton was rehearsing upstairs & said Sgt Major asked Mr Coren to go & ask Humph to tone it down & Mr Coren was in awe of Humph & got all starstruck & gingerly asked him to do so & Humph sent him off with a flea in his ear.
Sgt Major goes upstairs, words are exchanged & Humph relents!.

You can't buy star quality like those two greats.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jun 15th, 2008, 12:56pm
3.10am Spud? Even I was in bed by then, with five pints of ale (and one of scrumpy) from Soham Beer Festival to help me sleep.

Today is Humph Day on Radio 4.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jun 15th, 2008, 10:51pm
also there was something on tv when i was little about some kids on a boat who went back in time.

i used to like that too..

yeah, it was in the wonderland zoo raf!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Jun 18th, 2008, 6:39pm

on 06/15/08 at 12:56:45, Solarman wrote:
3.10am Spud? Even I was in bed by then, with five pints of ale (and one of scrumpy) from Soham Beer Festival to help me sleep.

Today is Humph Day on Radio 4.



Good show that was & educational in the fact that Sue Perkins 100 year old grandmother is far funnier than Sue perkins herself!.

It's not difficult though. ;D  

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by RAFSTOPCARRYON on Jun 21st, 2008, 3:13pm
does anybody know if ms bunny is abroad at the moment tried to ring her last week and got the international ring tone thingy ???

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jun 21st, 2008, 3:52pm
noone has heard from her since she got wed! typical innit ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jun 21st, 2008, 9:14pm
Varnished, bob tail & all

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Jun 22nd, 2008, 2:42am
I tells yer.

Marriage has changed her you know. ;D  

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by RAFSTOPCARRYON on Jun 22nd, 2008, 4:47pm
i did'nt even know she was getting spliced ???

ooggghh well....finger on the pulse as usual

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Jun 22nd, 2008, 6:18pm

on 06/22/08 at 16:47:37, RAFSTOPCARRYON wrote:
i did'nt even know she was getting spliced ???

ooggghh well....finger on the pulse as usual


She's married the australian. Maybe they've hopped off to join the cast of Home and Away...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jun 24th, 2008, 10:05pm
Bacefook has poo'ed itself. Can't open me Inbox. So, it's back to this place! Anyone in?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jun 25th, 2008, 9:11am
watch this space ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Jun 25th, 2008, 1:03pm
Its doing it again - good old Biggedbong still functioning tho  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jun 25th, 2008, 1:37pm
v annoying when its my only means of communicating for free with beau7 ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jun 25th, 2008, 1:39pm
Yeah, I just typed in a long and waffly one for Daisy, and it went "Http transport error" then blanked me. Typical!

Lucky escape there Daisy  ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jun 25th, 2008, 2:05pm
ITS doing that to me now so i shall CARRYON here, so in reply to you solar:

"no im not cinderella, im more the princess who would sue the ass off birds eye if i found a pea under the mattress
i think the markers are there all the time, ive never not seen them in use.
i expect they will regroup over time, i shall inspect on sunday if im up to attending after largeing it in b;mouth
lol yes the trainers all do tidying of workout equipment (all of which i still dont know what it does after nearly a year ;D) when not shouting at people
the boxing specialist/trainer failed his driving test yesterday, this surprised me, surely him mentioning his profession to the examiner would have guaranteed a pass!"

aint copy n paste grand ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jun 25th, 2008, 2:17pm
I managed to read that, just, but not to post my reply! which said (from memory):

"These examiners are robots y'know. I had the same one for my second bike test, which put me at my ease I can tell you"

COBBELRS

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jun 25th, 2008, 2:20pm
pah it never posted at this end >:( ??? ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Jun 25th, 2008, 2:34pm

on 06/25/08 at 13:39:13, Solarman wrote:
Lucky escape there Daisy  ;)


I quite enjoy the long waffly ones  ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jun 26th, 2008, 10:10pm
any one seen that iron bru advert??

with the lad getting one in the post?? its a beauty.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jun 28th, 2008, 10:19pm
is it just me or are the glastonbury crowd not liking amy winehouse?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jun 28th, 2008, 10:27pm
She's emptying her mind at them between songs!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jun 28th, 2008, 10:29pm
but she ain't goin' to rehab, no

She seems proper upset about Blake Seven being in jail - even Zane Lowe was going on about "missing his wife and kid" - such a hard life getting into Glasto for free to be on the telly, Zane

Title: .Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Jun 29th, 2008, 3:37pm
Thankfully I missed the talentless junkie scums catawalling & bellyaching due to being at a wedding party [Green King IPA & a hogroast to boot & surprisingly reasonable for a hotel/golfclub].

I videoed the highlights & noticed a whole hour was devoted to her [via the timer on the video] ???????? ???
Is there no beginnings to her it's talent.

Jimmy Cliff was awesome on Friday night though. I watched him over & above the Kings of Leon [a band I've never really got].

I'm looking forward to Neil Diamond later.............roll on the p!sstake from other BB'ers.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jun 29th, 2008, 5:15pm
Well I must admit I'm watching Editors on interactive, in preference to the flawless carbon one.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jun 29th, 2008, 11:52pm
i too enjoyed the editors and elbow.

thought duffy and amys voices were great, even though they arent my glass of chardonnay..

And what about jay-z dong "wonderwall".......no need.
me thinks he is just like local dj who does weddings, playing musc and talking over it!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Jun 30th, 2008, 3:42am
Neil Diamond was f*cking awesome!.
If you didn't find that entertaining then you really don't like music.
I'm all cidered up & thougoughly enjoyed the Galsto armchair experience as usual. I will do the Pilton farm pilgrimage before I die & that's for sure.
I've yet to watch J-Zeds set so can't comment.
There's a place for hip hop at Galstonbury I'm sure. After all it is a celebration of the arts from all spectrums.
I do, however, find the inclusion of the lake of sh!te that is The Hoosiers,The Feeling,Amy Smack rat,Will young & Scouting for Bile a step too far to pandering to the masses.

Over all the Beebs coverage was exemplary & apart from Raddy's slight indifference to the legendary Diamond & maybe I read too much into the dancing brass section comment than needed from Mr maimstream Radcliffe. Perhaps I'm being disingenious.

I read a comment on Teletext praising SHI-TV's risable coverage of the Isle of White festival by some knob end before BBC Glastonbury had begun by slagging Phill jupitus & his attempts to pander to the yoot.....................
Eat your words now Teletext correspondent......or maybe I could come around yours & make you eat them. >:(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jun 30th, 2008, 9:52am
i was away for the weekend and my mum taped the fri/sat late night bits, so ive not seen them yet - highlight of the sat afternoon show was crowded house :) and i watched all the sun teatime slot - u r right spudders, neil diamond was fab!!!! i bopped along whilst i did post-holiday laundry and ironing - RNT?!

looked like whiley had been on the ale big time though ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jun 30th, 2008, 10:35am
Whiley has a big bulgy tum, is she about to, or has she recently, dropped one?

Mainstream Radcliffe must have been escorted around in a chopper to get from the Mahones set on the Avalon Stage to do his links in the BBC Enclosure. Neil Diamond is clearly a leg-end, but too MOR for me... no edge to it... and some of those songs took me back way too long ago! Agreed re. Feeling etc. - pandering.

Also agreed - need to attend one more time before it dies. They're taking 2010 off, and they give it 10 more years... need to predict which will be the last, and go the year before!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jul 10th, 2008, 10:56pm
LATIN!! Right. Ere we go *steady" -

l;et's decline the verb "to Pod". Easy starting point.

I Pod
You Pod
he/She/It Pods
We Pod
you (pl._) Pod
They Pod

See? notso bad aftarlalll is it/ Now lets do To Player.:

iPlayer
You player
He/she/it Plays
we can/tget Player towork
you Player you clever bastid
they Player

See. now To Tunes:

I Tunes



Where was I?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jul 11th, 2008, 6:43am
in t'pub by sounds of it ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Jul 12th, 2008, 3:02am

on 07/10/08 at 22:56:03, Solarman wrote:
LATIN!! Right. Ere we go *steady" -

l;et's decline the verb "to Pod". Easy starting point.

I Pod
You Pod
he/She/It Pods
We Pod
you (pl._) Pod
They Pod

See? notso bad aftarlalll is it/ Now lets do To Player.:

iPlayer
You player
He/she/it Plays
we can/tget Player towork
you Player you clever bastid
they Player

See. now To Tunes:

I Tunes



Where was I?



Now there's a man with too much time on his hands ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jul 12th, 2008, 9:36am
Yeh JOKIN'!! Me!?
Don't know where to start, that's the problem

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Solarman on Jul 19th, 2008, 1:42pm
ORRREY Daisy check yer PM's!

This message will self-destruct

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Jul 19th, 2008, 3:29pm
YESSIIRR!!

ORREYYY SOLAR! Read yours!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jul 21st, 2008, 1:12am
lol ruddy typical when im on the late shift no other bugger is here ;D
im sober in case you were wondering, had to drive about betwixt gymbeau, pub-beau and fluffy (most of u will now be none the wiser ;D)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jul 21st, 2008, 8:41am
im here at 8.45 am and im on me own..(she says to herself in a scouse accent) ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Jul 21st, 2008, 12:28pm
i'm here at 12.28 and on me own (not in a scouse accent)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jul 21st, 2008, 2:04pm

on 07/21/08 at 12:28:56, Daisy wrote:
i'm here at 12.28 and on me own (not in a scouse accent)



cumbria-estershire accent?

no dont its awful! :'( :'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Cyril Benson on Jul 21st, 2008, 8:57pm

on 07/21/08 at 01:12:09, littlemissmosher wrote:
gymbeau

Go Jimbo!  ;D

I'm on me own too now :'(
No bugger wanted to go out for a drink while I'm in North Westershire  :'(
Paid £9 to get on Tinternet, it worked  :o but Bacefook's fooked  >:( so can't do BFy stuff  :-X
Off for a wander now
Come, Shabba

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jul 21st, 2008, 10:13pm
my fb is being a sod tonight too.makes multi-beauxing v time consuming ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Cyril Benson on Jul 21st, 2008, 10:40pm
The beau cannot be displayed

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If you continue to have difficulties, contact your beau administrator

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Jul 22nd, 2008, 12:13pm
Hahahahahaha  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jul 26th, 2008, 8:49pm
try white wine (any type but dry is nice) and foxs crinkles (BOGOF in morrisons)for a good evenings pleasure*..............


*q the rude jokes i guess!.....................

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Cyril Benson on Jul 26th, 2008, 9:45pm
*makes notes*
wet for pleasure
dry for ... whatever the opposite of pleasure is


Good!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Jul 27th, 2008, 2:21am

on 07/26/08 at 20:49:49, helen wrote:
try white wine (any type but dry is nice) and foxs crinkles (BOGOF in morrisons)for a good evenings pleasure*..............


*q the rude jokes i guess!.....................



Foxes crinkle creams are the daddy of biscuits!.

Anyone remember Abbey crunch? I could down a whole packet in one a while back in my youth.
apparantly they were withdrawn because of the extremely high sugar content.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Jul 27th, 2008, 10:01am
i dont buy any packs of biccies for that reason, willpower is not my middle name! i did howeverenjoy (with help from 4 others) a box of toffifees yesterday, id never tried them b4 even tho they have been around for years! like a mars combined with ferrero rocher combined with a toffee, fab :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Cyril Benson on Jul 27th, 2008, 11:27am
Sounds iffy

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Jul 27th, 2008, 11:31am
sounds yummy.............



happy birthday celeb x

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Cyril Benson on Jul 27th, 2008, 11:33am
It's amazing how long these cloned sheep live!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Jul 27th, 2008, 3:58pm
Oh yesh, in case the tinterweb isn't up to BF in your field today, Happy Birthday Celeb  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Jul 29th, 2008, 7:52pm
Belated Sheep birthday to you.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Aug 6th, 2008, 5:35pm
ive just joined LinkedIn - is anyone here a member or know owt about it or have any handy hints?

ta muchly ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Alex18 on Aug 12th, 2008, 2:05am
i am now now Alex19 lol. Sorry I have been online since for a while. I am back now though  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Aug 12th, 2008, 2:40pm
have you been drinking, young alex??

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Alex18 on Aug 12th, 2008, 8:23pm
i can only apologise!! I wasn't intoxicated lol, my brian was just frazzled :D I know my spelling is awful sometimes. i will try harder to make more sense lol

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Aug 12th, 2008, 9:25pm
shouldn't worry too much about it - means you're one of us  ;D

*worries that alex fits in at such a tender age*

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Sep 11th, 2008, 6:56am
kershaw's breached his orders again, they r out to arrest him . seriously mate - LI! must have a screw loose to have done that again, if we all acted like that toward our exes we'd all be in bloody jail! god knows what his kids must think of him by now

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Cyril Benson on Sep 11th, 2008, 1:19pm
Oh dear oh dear oh dear, not good :(
He's probably thrown away his valuable career too.

The BBC story says he "allegedly" broke his order.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Cyril Benson on Sep 11th, 2008, 6:47pm
All stand, please.

Today is the 65th birthday of BBC Radio 4 newsreader Brian Perkins.

Happy birthday, Brian.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Sep 15th, 2008, 6:00pm
Belated felicitation of a birthday nature to Mr Perkins.

In view of what's going on elsewhere on BB, I think I'll just stay here  ???

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Cyril Benson on Sep 15th, 2008, 7:52pm
Yes. I'm staying up for the Shipping Forecast.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Sep 15th, 2008, 9:39pm
MInd you, that Alice Archer or whatever she's called - she can be quite racy at times. Are you sure that the shipping forecast is suitable for a man of your age??

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Sep 23rd, 2008, 4:01pm
its mr helens 40th birthday today, i cant belive we have arrived at our 40th year. not mine til july tho..we have been together since we were 15.......

where does time go??!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Cyril Benson on Sep 23rd, 2008, 5:00pm
Awwwwww bless! 25 years! Get out the silverware... when did you become Mrs Mr. Helen, so to speak?

Happy birthday Mr. H, or Mr. T, and here's to many more!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by RAFSTOPCARRYON on Sep 23rd, 2008, 5:24pm
yeh happy birthday to him...









the poor lads gotta lot to put up with mind ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Sep 23rd, 2008, 6:21pm
ooh you scamp RAF!

happy birthday mr helen!! mine on saturday - wish i could remember being 40 - its a long time ago :-X

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Jay on Sep 23rd, 2008, 6:22pm
I agree with Solar-O, Awwwww bless!

That's lovely Hels, and I'm not the sort of bloke that ever comments that things are "lovely."

Happy B'day to him indeed!  :)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Sep 27th, 2008, 8:07am
aw thanks people....

me and mr helen are off to pick a new car up today, we are getting a c4...
it will be dancing on the drive :D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by RAFSTOPCARRYON on Sep 27th, 2008, 2:13pm
surprised you never got me owta bed like last time,when yeh bought yeh renault ;) what's happend to that un hels bels?

raf

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Sep 28th, 2008, 3:04pm
still got it.. ;D

we have got the 205 gti
                          megane
                          307
                           c4..........we might knock the house down to make a bigger drive!!!!!!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Cyril Benson on Sep 28th, 2008, 4:11pm
Living in cars is the way forward, as Gary Numan may have pointed out. Only the in-car dumper eludes us. You can't bend forward to wipe. Otherwise, we're there

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Sep 28th, 2008, 10:39pm
i like to ride my bicycle, i like to ride my bike ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Sep 29th, 2008, 9:53am
the daft thing is i walk to and from work everyday because i live near by!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by mystic 2 the return on Sep 29th, 2008, 6:09pm
i drive due to the fact i work 35 miles away  :'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Sep 29th, 2008, 8:53pm
i drive, but shall soon be cycling some days again...ive had to quit the gym. im blaming the credit crunch (and NO other reason!!)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Cyril Benson on Sep 29th, 2008, 8:58pm
What other reason could there be ??? ::)
I used to cycle the 4 miles to work in Redditch. Back in 1987, I was cycling the 13 miles from Reading to Maidenhead, it was the train strike that started me off. Now I work across the landing from the bedroom (unless I'm out on site), even roller skates seem pointless.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Oct 1st, 2008, 10:55am
happy birthday neil B :)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by RAFSTOPCARRYON on Oct 1st, 2008, 5:51pm
hels.....with all those cars,you might call it a drive,but i'm sure the neighbours call it summet completely different :)

and if it was'nt for people like you reducing their carbon footprint by walking we would'nt be in the predicament we're in....global warming my arse...........it's getting colder >:(........why i'm single handidly trying to bring back our summers   supercharged cars    bonfires   cfc sprays   nuff said

oooggghhh and happy birthday neil aswell,still on the radio wednesday nites?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Oct 5th, 2008, 1:56pm
lol....


think mr helen wants to get rid of the 205 gti...

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Dec 13th, 2008, 3:04pm
whats everyone getting/wanting off santa??

i would like a salsa dvd, cos ive been going to classes and im still falling arse over tit!

a personal chef, with the looks of mr clooney.

a swimming pass for a year.

another pair of EARTH SHOES.

thats it, dont think i have much chance of the chef though, do you?!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Lyndon on Dec 14th, 2008, 4:07am
we could buy craig the new guns and roses album.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Dec 14th, 2008, 7:05pm
pix'll do you a tape of it ::)

anyone know of a good website for exercise equipment - do ANY deliver items that dont require self-assembly - the thought of having to build my own cross-trainer from out of a box fills me with the urge to stab anything with a face >:(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Cyril Benson on Dec 14th, 2008, 7:34pm
Thought you already had a bike?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Jan 23rd, 2009, 6:30pm
what you looking at................yeh you

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Erotic_Baubles on Feb 2nd, 2009, 2:49am
I saw yer. Waving that clock of yours at old ladies.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Feb 2nd, 2009, 12:24pm
the swing on me pendulum's enormous dont yeh think......gareth     brings tears to yeh :'(

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Feb 2nd, 2009, 12:26pm
oh yes, it was you

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Feb 2nd, 2009, 12:31pm
how would'yeh like to try and beat my big clock..............my favourite game yeh know :P

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Feb 3rd, 2009, 9:33pm
lol i rememeber when you used to txt me that raf!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Cyril Benson Esq. on Feb 4th, 2009, 9:13pm
Did it have a pendulous digit swinging lugubriously from side to side?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Mar 6th, 2009, 9:21am
a-haaa found owt why i've been seeing scoff written on the back ov so many hgv's etc.....itsa new thing promoted by radio2 early morning dj n self proclaimed darklord alex lester...stands for summet,cant remember now......and there's me thing cruddle was taking over the world :-/

Title: Random Crufts
Post by Cyril Benson Esq. on Mar 7th, 2009, 9:58am
this (http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/mar/06/crufts-bbc) is one of the funniest photos I've seen in a long time!  ;D

Title: Re: Random Crufts
Post by Shaggy on Mar 9th, 2009, 1:39pm

on 03/07/09 at 09:58:10, Cyril Benson Esq. wrote:
this (http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/mar/06/crufts-bbc) is one of the funniest photos I've seen in a long time!  ;D

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_R_x5QuuYRlI/SQuQEFT2yII/AAAAAAAAAx4/OOMUC0zDiaY/s320/Leona.jpg

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Cyril Benson Esq. on Mar 9th, 2009, 7:57pm
Shaggy!

*fetches scooby poop scoop*

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Mar 23rd, 2009, 9:20pm
shock news.... the gob moyles(mr perfect) has been at it again.....slagging/ridiculing people......i remember years ago a young lad on one of his afternoon shows had the mick taken out of him because of a speech impediment...moyles's reply was that anybody's fair game who comes on his show especially if there's summet he can ridicule ..........never listened to him again  :-X      

anywaze how come someone who looks like chris does,basically a minger ..




those who live in glass houses and all that

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Cyril Benson Esq. on Mar 24th, 2009, 6:26pm
There's a very ugly picture of him in the media, in which he appears to be bellowing hatred into the mic from his fat gob beneath his red nose

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Apr 27th, 2009, 5:23pm
are our annual subs due...?

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Bob_Dibbly on Apr 27th, 2009, 6:13pm
Liza Tarbuck ain't no Marc Riley.

Still, i would....probably

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Apr 30th, 2009, 5:40pm
same ere mate .....marcs lovely, dont yeh think

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Apr 30th, 2009, 5:45pm
i know what yeh saying my friend,i was inna mercedes garage this avvy and caught a few mins of the show,it would probably sound an ok type of show but messers scrawn and lard spoilt it for all dou's that followed...because of the high bar they set     shame like

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Apr 30th, 2009, 5:47pm
and bob........dont be giving us that your not gay or owt ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Cyril Benson Esq. on Apr 30th, 2009, 6:47pm
Not been tuning into Mark & Lardza myself, it's too difficult to find Radio 2th with these glasses. It'll have to stay on BBC6nd.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on May 5th, 2009, 6:52pm
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/UCAS-A-GUIDE-TO-HIGHER-EDUCATION-VIDEO-MARK-AND-LARD_W0QQitemZ250415253534QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Books_EducationalTextbooks_EducationalTextbooks_GL?hash=item250415253534&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1683%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Shaggy on May 6th, 2009, 1:30am
buy it, record it, and stick it on youtube.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on May 9th, 2009, 12:37am
go on then  ;D

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Cyril Benson Esq. on May 9th, 2009, 9:10am

on 05/09/09 at 00:37:28, Daisy wrote:
go on then  ;D

I was REALLY EXCITED for a moment then - new posts on TWO threads on Biggedybong! WATCOT? Racing to the Mark thread, I was gutted to read:

on 05/09/09 at 00:35:44, Daisy wrote:
*sniffles*

Racing to Random Craic, we have:

on 05/09/09 at 00:37:28, Daisy wrote:
go on then  ;D

Gutted! I was hoping for some juicy in-depth M&L gossip trivia stuff, and all I got was 4 words and an emoticon!

*goes to post drivel on 6MMB*

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Shaggy on May 9th, 2009, 9:30am
we need to spice things up by finding out if anyone has any old afternoon shows on tape that aren't online.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by raf on Jul 1st, 2009, 8:06pm
sorry...not any new M n L trivia .....jst a bitto random craic/crack/banter

health warning    alert alert alert...dont listen to this song as once inside yeh knapper(head) yeh doomed for the rest of the day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQdC7h609k8


sorry ;D


Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Daisy on Jul 18th, 2009, 1:08am
*sighs*

i remember the good old days when if you were in a non-sleeping situation despite medication and derrink you could wander in here and find various other malcontents eager for a bitching about, well, anything,,, so spudders has the tour de bicyclettes, vegi has gone off in search of god knows what, and cyril is tucked up in bed after a nice cup of ovaltine.

:'( :'( :'(

*whistles nonchalontly*

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Cyril Benson Esq. on Jul 19th, 2009, 7:28pm
Noncholantly.

I used to be able to remember the good old days. It's not the same now, is it? No - is it? Please could someone tell me.

Don't like Ovaltine, it doesn't agree with my Horlicks.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Celebrity Sheep on Jul 20th, 2009, 7:45pm
I remember The Good Old Days. That Leonard Sachs, what a charmer.

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by Spudgun on Jul 21st, 2009, 8:48pm

on 07/18/09 at 01:08:11, Daisy wrote:
*sighs*

i remember the good old days when if you were in a non-sleeping situation despite medication and derrink you could wander in here and find various other malcontents eager for a bitching about, well, anything,,, so spudders has the tour de bicyclettes, vegi has gone off in search of god knows what, and cyril is tucked up in bed after a nice cup of ovaltine.

:'( :'( :'(

*whistles nonchalontly*



HIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by helen on Aug 9th, 2009, 6:23am
i see my craic still getting bigger then!

Title: fundraising gubbins
Post by littlemissmosher on Sep 9th, 2009, 11:26am
Once again i am doing a walk to raise money for Breast Cancer Research - this year my mum & Graham are joining me, so please sponsor us if u can - the link to donate online via justgiving.com is as follows (you will need a credit card to donate this way though);

http://www.donatetobreastcancer.org/littlemissmosher2009

on the other hand, please email me if you would like to donate to me via cheque or cash, depending on whether or not i would see you before the monies raised have to be in - i can provide my postal address for cheques if necessary

please sponsor me if you can even if only £1 (though i think the minimum donation online is £2!)

thanks

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Oct 24th, 2009, 5:51pm
*BUMP*

just a reminder to those meaning to donate, or who told me they would this time... ;)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by littlemissmosher on Nov 9th, 2009, 6:31am
repeat/encore

u can donate online up till the 24th - help me nudge it up to £200  ;D

i earned it i tell ya, it put me in hospital the sheer effort of it all ::)

Title: Re: random craic.
Post by DC on Feb 8th, 2011, 7:34am
the last time i heard of craig, he was on jeremy kyle with his 6 kids and transexual horse. good to see he's doing well!



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