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I've had a sex change operation.
« on: Nov 6th, 2009, 2:36am »
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Or at least it seems like it. I keep looking for a new coat.  
 
Are clothes models midgets? The coats I've seen on the internet and in catalogues look massive on them but when I try them on in a shop they aren't long at all. What gives? I'm not even 6 foot!
 
I've tried a few old man coats in M & S and Next. Quite nice really. Very smart though the macintosh made me look like a flasher. A bit too smart for gardening or standing about in a forest waiting for rallycars to zoom by. I got absolutely soaked and frozen doing the latter last year and would rather avoid that.
 
On my travels I did at least learn something useful - the price of maggots. 2 a pint.
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Re: I've had a sex change operation.
« Reply #1 on: Nov 7th, 2009, 5:10pm »
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Cheaper than beer in most pubs... worth thinking about... would slip down... got a head on it too
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« Reply #2 on: Nov 8th, 2009, 5:39pm »
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on Nov 6th, 2009, 2:36am, Erotic_Baubles wrote:
Or at least it seems like it. I keep looking for a new coat.  
 
Are clothes models midgets?

 
Yes, and bleeping thin ones, too.
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Re: I've had a sex change operation.
« Reply #3 on: Nov 9th, 2009, 1:59pm »
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were all getting older and older, at 21 i'm finding grey cardigans fashionable.
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Re: I've had a sex change operation.
« Reply #4 on: Nov 11th, 2009, 11:17pm »
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what about ones by regatta? are you looking for a rain coat specificly or something that looks good & gets the job done
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« Reply #5 on: Nov 16th, 2009, 8:05pm »
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I do have a Regatta jacket but it's not really long enough and the pockets are a bit small.* I don't like the wind up me back. I'm not that odd shaped either.  
 
Or at least, I don't think I am.
 
In preparation for the rallying I taped some bin bags to the bottom of it. Then Sod's Law kicked in and the weather was fine!
 
 
* I'm beginning to sound very picky aren't I.
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Re: I've had a sex change operation.
« Reply #6 on: Nov 19th, 2009, 10:44pm »
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ooh look - here's me only 3 (count 'em) days late on parade Smiley
 
what you need, Mr Baubles, is a driza-bone waxed thingy. guaranteed to keep all water out and even comes with handy straps to wrap around your legs so that said coat does not blow up in the wind.
 
only trouble is - fecking expensive and only comes in brown Undecided
 
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Re: I've had a sex change operation.
« Reply #7 on: Nov 21st, 2009, 1:44am »
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on Nov 7th, 2009, 5:10pm, Cyril Benson Esq. wrote:
Cheaper than beer in most pubs... worth thinking about... would slip down... got a head on it too

I'm not quite sure how you could get them to come out of the pumps at an acceptable rate though.
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