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Re: random craic.
« Reply #15 on: Jul 7th, 2006, 10:45pm »
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on Jul 7th, 2006, 9:54pm, J wrote:
Good old camera phones. †Wink

Orange tariff, with lumps in
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« Reply #16 on: Jul 7th, 2006, 10:50pm »
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on Jul 7th, 2006, 10:45pm, Solarman wrote:

Orange tariff, with lumps in

 
Lol!  Grin
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« Reply #17 on: Jul 7th, 2006, 11:05pm »
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you should eat a spider!

Well they do say that over a lifetime whilst asleep lotsa speeders crawl into your mouth.
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« Reply #18 on: Jul 7th, 2006, 11:06pm »
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I know a young lady that swallowed a fly, I dunno why she swallowed a fly,,, perhaps she'll get drunk on red wine!
I know a young lady that swallowed ,,,,,,,,, err perhaps I'll stop there as I can't think of anything not containing creepy crawlies.
 
 Embarassed
 
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Re: random craic.
« Reply #19 on: Jul 7th, 2006, 11:06pm »
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eeeeee hello bob
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« Reply #20 on: Jul 7th, 2006, 11:30pm »
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eee up RAF
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« Reply #21 on: Jul 7th, 2006, 11:31pm »
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Technically the seed of life contains creepy crawlies mate. Is that what you were alluding to?
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« Reply #22 on: Jul 8th, 2006, 9:13am »
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I thought that as well.
 
on Jul 7th, 2006, 11:06pm, Freeno wrote:
I know a young lady that swallowed ,,,,,,,,,

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« Reply #23 on: Jul 8th, 2006, 12:09pm »
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aaa hhhaaaaaaaaa but the question on everyone's lips this morning helen is not about the fly oooggh no,it's wether yeh head was spinning while you were doing it
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« Reply #24 on: Jul 8th, 2006, 8:29pm »
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they are bloody everywhere when you look arent they?
 
ive never really noticed them all before!
 
chapter2 in "helens battle with the insects".

 
last night i went downstairs for a glass of water, (i will not drink it out of the tap in bathroom for some unknown reason, even though i wouldnt have to go down stairs!) and when i switched the kitchen light on, a  spider the size of my dog, ran across the floor! Shocked Shocked
 
so i trapped it in an upside down pint glass, until mr helen could rescue it and put it in the garden in the morning! Embarassed
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« Reply #25 on: Jul 8th, 2006, 9:13pm »
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But this time, it didn't get anywhere near your digestive tract.
 
You shouldn't drink from the bathroom cold tap if it comes from a loft tank. We once found a dead bird in ours when I was young. The modern equivalent would be a James Blunt CD. Turn off your stopcock, if the bathroom cold tap still works, don't drink it!
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« Reply #26 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 12:45am »
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What i want to know is ,is the fly ok ?poor thing trapped in someones intestines. OK  not even a vegi like me likes flys orrible dirty things, poor hel, nothing worse than stomach upsets.Glad you made up for it. Wink
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« Reply #27 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 1:18pm »
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on Jul 8th, 2006, 8:29pm, helen wrote:
and when i switched the kitchen light on, a †spider the size of my dog, ran across the floor! Shocked Shocked
 
so i trapped it in an upside down pint glass

 
You must have a very small dog if he'd fit in a pint glass!
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« Reply #28 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 2:05pm »
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I bit into a woodlouse once by accident.
 
I was chundering for half an our afterwards!.
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« Reply #29 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 5:33pm »
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I nearly ate a fat slug on a lettuce leaf once.  Shocked Now i always check it thoroughly to make sure theres none on it.
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