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Re: random craic.
« Reply #1260 on: Dec 21st, 2007, 3:18pm »
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that would require some HEAT in the room! boss took our heaters away, as he thinks pathetic radiators are sufficient Huh
secretary brought them back in!
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« Reply #1261 on: Dec 21st, 2007, 3:32pm »
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If it's below 16C you can legally go home, y'know
 
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« Reply #1262 on: Dec 21st, 2007, 3:52pm »
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our boss doesnt believe in such things, he thinks its acceptable to stand in open doorways on his fag breaks, and that just having no smoking signs up means he has complied with the law Huh
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« Reply #1263 on: Dec 22nd, 2007, 5:56pm »
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I feel like death warmed up & I've got to go our again tonight.
 
I may have a restoritive beer to chase this hangover away.
 
Before I start on my mates homebrew of course! Grin
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« Reply #1264 on: Dec 22nd, 2007, 6:38pm »
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on Dec 22nd, 2007, 5:56pm, Spudgun wrote:
I feel like death warmed up & I've got to go our again tonight.
 
I may have a restoritive beer to chase this hangover away.
 
Before I start on my mates homebrew of course! Grin

 
Bring on the Festive Hairy Dog!!!
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« Reply #1265 on: Dec 22nd, 2007, 8:27pm »
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I've not made homebrew for a bit...
 
SO MUCH BEER, SO LITTLE TIME
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« Reply #1266 on: Dec 23rd, 2007, 4:27pm »
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I'm too old for repeated partying.
 
We had a Chilli night at a friends last night [with the chilli challenge for the boys] & my mate has inherited a pool table & dartboard in his cellar from his wifes place of work.
Well it all got a bit competative & drinks flowed for hours & I have the hangover back again & I'm expected next door for a few drinks later.
 
I don't think I'll make it to next Friday!!!!!!!! Undecided
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« Reply #1267 on: Dec 24th, 2007, 1:17am »
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Crikey!!! Knife Crime is rife in this country Shocked especially when it happens on your own doorstep. On friday night a Man ( who i know of) was stabbed to death in a alleyway( about 300 yards from my Parents house) a man in his 20s has been  arrested.
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« Reply #1268 on: Dec 24th, 2007, 6:06pm »
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It's sad, sad news Vegi & I'm sorry to hear that.
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« Reply #1269 on: Dec 25th, 2007, 12:31am »
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Just to put the record straight, the person died of Head injuries and not Knife related ( the rumour mongers got it wrong, as usual) but anyway still tragic. I know his brother( Abby) who is great lad ,and on the rare occasion i see him always calls me Young Richards( Surname) as he was big mates with my older brother in their younger days. Also his brother Commited Suicide a few years back.
 
Anyway!!! on a brighter note, Merry F***ing Christmas fellow BBngrs. Wink
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« Reply #1270 on: Dec 25th, 2007, 11:03pm »
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Oooooh, uuugghh and not very nice - still hope you've had a good day oh vegi one - it's been planet chaos in daisy world!!!
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« Reply #1271 on: Dec 27th, 2007, 11:50am »
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tryewd to access b.bong on-line on my phine during christmas night, cant do it. Cry Cry why am i sooo crap at all things techy Cry Cry
 
hope you all had a good time and i hope all bongers are safe Kiss
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« Reply #1272 on: Dec 27th, 2007, 6:50pm »
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Hiya Hels, we Daisies have emerged unscathed from the festivities - only a few minor domestics  Wink - hope you and yours have done the same, and all other BBers  Kiss Kiss
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« Reply #1273 on: Dec 29th, 2007, 1:30pm »
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i did, and i am offical off work now Grin Grin Grin Grin until 3rd jan 2008
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« Reply #1274 on: Jan 12th, 2008, 12:06pm »
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got this off my insurance company, hope it make s you laugh like i did!
 
Tall tales from the world of insurance claims
 
The stress of an accident and the apportioning of blame that it entails can throw up some surprising stories from insurance payout claimants. Here we highlight some of the more unusual and, quite often, unintentionally hilarious suggestions that have been sent to insurers over the years.
 
"Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early."
 
"The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind."
 
"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought."
 
"I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket."
 
Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: Travelled by bus?
 
The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were:
Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn.
Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.
 
"On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke."
"I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight"
 
"The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again"
 
"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."
 
"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."
 
"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way"
 
"A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face"
 
"In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."
 
"I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car."
 
"Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."
"I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it."
 
"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."
 
"As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before."
 
"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian."
 
"My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle."
 
"I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull."
 
"The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."
 
"The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end."
 
"The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing."
 
"I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way."
 
"No one was to blame for the accident but it would never have happened if the other driver had been alert."
 
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