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« Reply #75 on: Jan 30th, 2008, 12:27pm »
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What I don't understand is how a food outlet sells products with names like "Big Muck", "Chicken Muck Nuggets" and "Muck Flurry", and people buy them!
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« Reply #76 on: Jan 30th, 2008, 1:36pm »
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i was disapointed by my choc orange mcflurry last night - poor mixing (in a area) by the spotty spod on duty
 
"enjoy your meal"
 
"try using one ounce of muscle in your job" i should have said!
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« Reply #77 on: Jan 30th, 2008, 9:06pm »
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They don't know about ounces any more, they're all under 14
 
(I assume - how would I know - I've not been in a McDonalds since 1990, and that was to use the toilet)
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« Reply #78 on: Apr 21st, 2008, 11:46am »
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« Reply #79 on: May 2nd, 2008, 10:12am »
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The Lesbians of Lesbos want their title back
 
Had this story been out a week ago, I'd have used it instead of the bull's testicles story.
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« Reply #80 on: Jun 6th, 2008, 9:06am »
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Police Siege at Empty House
 
A fake tip-off resulted in a four hour armed siege at an empty house after an armed Post Office robbery.
 
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« Reply #81 on: Jun 12th, 2008, 3:16pm »
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eBaby
 
A German couple from the Bavaria region put their baby up for sale on eBay "as a joke".
 
The translation of their description of their child reads:
"Offering my nearly new baby for sale, as it has gotten too loud. It is a male baby, nearly 28in (70cm) long and can be used either in a baby carrier or a stroller."  
 
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« Reply #82 on: Jun 12th, 2008, 5:32pm »
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"Gotten"? Pah. Americanenglish.
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« Reply #83 on: Jun 25th, 2008, 10:41am »
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Skynet is now online.
 
Yes, Skynet, the evil supercomputer from the Terminator films has been put into orbit so it can relay secure military data.
 
Apparently it is "behaving itself perfectly", but only time will tell if it has plans to wipe out all of human kind or not.
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« Reply #84 on: Jul 21st, 2008, 11:40am »
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Waxwork Hitler Beheaded
 
The newly opened Madame Two-Swords in Berlin has angered the locals to the point that a scowling, bushy-nosed waxwork of Adolf Hitler has been beheaded.
 
The waxwork of Winston Churchill is still in one piece, with wax imitating reality.
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« Reply #85 on: Jul 21st, 2008, 7:35pm »
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"Me 'usband's out in 2 weeks...."
 
OH, NO HE'S NOT, luv, the vicious little thug (checks legal advice) is banged up for another 27 months, any reaction? Perhaps he shouldn't hit people! eh?
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« Reply #86 on: Aug 4th, 2008, 12:29pm »
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It's all because of the Human Rights act - just because a wax-work looks human, it has rights.
 
Such as the right not to have its head pulled off.
 
I will now excersise my right to drink mepsi pax.
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« Reply #87 on: Aug 5th, 2008, 8:21am »
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Sheep Rescued From Roof Top
 
WARNING! THIS NEWS ITEM MAY HAVE BEEN ALTERED TO MAKE IT EXCITING!
 
A sheep enraged at the treatment of his fellow woolly animals staged a rooftop demonstration last week to bring public attention to their plight.
 
Fire crews were able to scare him down by hurling mint sauce behind it.
 
After falling off the roof, the animal suffered a broken leg. It plans to sue the Harrogate Fire Department.
 
WARNING! PEANUT BUTTER MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF PEANUTS!
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« Reply #88 on: Aug 5th, 2008, 11:26am »
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It's exciting enough as it is!
 
Sheep Sitting On A Roof - Housemartins meddled medley
Get Up Off Our Knees - Housemartins afterthought
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Glitter's World Tour
« Reply #89 on: Aug 21st, 2008, 9:10am »
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Disclaimer - the following paragraph may contain sarcasm. The rest won't.
After leaving prison, Gary Glitter's World Tour has gotten off to a bad start. Reports say that he has made it from Vietnam to Thailand, and then on to Hong Kong, but now there are several countries barring him entry, the poor dear.  Tongue
 
A quick search will give you the latest on his situation, but if you need any links on this, just ask.
 
But really, if he's going to do what he did, and then go visiting countries in the far east, he should really consider the consequences.[color=Red][/color]
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